此生一定要懂的英文與數學

[geheim (Bravo)]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he needs.

A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future, until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future, until he gets a wife.

A successful man, is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman, is one who can find such a man.



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※ 編輯: geheim          來自: 140.118.29.238       (04/28 13:22)
推 kbZERO:眼睛醫生不收錢喔
推 geheim:其實那英文與數學不是賣點, 大家看了都會
→ geheim:其中有女性的智慧, 只有女生才知, 我們一起做姊妹就告訴你
推 IvanEric:寶貝就快跟泡泡姐做姐妹吧~~~ XDXD
推 kbZERO:原來有裡面有智慧喔，我一直以為只是網路笑話而已耶
推 IvanEric:就叫你快跟泡泡姐作好姐妹說......
→ geheim:你是我的姊妹, 你是我們的baby.....oh...Ye!