呵呵呵呵呵^-^~
這篇來自超級八掛太陽報The Sun的文章真是令人發噱
抓住Oasis的Live專發行日將和披頭冠軍單曲合輯Beatles One發行撞日的巧合
太陽報不僅下了很聳動的標題
"Oasis are set to take on the Beatles: Oasis v The Beatles"
還很大費周章地把這兩個團做了很"另類"的"超級比一比"
披頭方面:
The Beatles
SALES: Estimated 1 billion records.
銷售成績:至今超過1億萬張的銷售量
NO1 SINGLES: 17, more than any other band in this country.
冠軍單曲數:17張冠軍單曲,是英國樂團從古到今之冠
PROMOTION: John isn't around to help Paul, George and Ringo plug the
album but Liam and Noel will no doubt do that for them anyway.
宣傳性: 雖然Lennon已經不能幫剩下的團員一起宣傳,但相信反正蓋勒格兩兄弟
一定會幫忙的...
HAIRCUTS: Had the original mop top 30 years before the Gallaghers
told their barber: "A Beatles cut please."
髮型潮流: 就是蓋勒格倆兄弟每次上理髮院會告訴設計師的那種風糜30年前的
原創髮型:"請幫我剪個披頭型"(哈哈哈哈哈^-^~)
FIGHTING CREDENTIALS: Famously pacifist and Paul and George are
getting on a bit now. Ringo is still handy with drumsticks. All three
are veterans at fighting off screaming girls.
戰鬥力: 麥卡錫和哈里遜有"回春"的趨勢,而史塔仍是個強而有力的鼓手,不過至少他們
三人都是身經"女性尖叫"百戰的老手...
ALBUM WEAKNESSES AND STRENGTHS: Who wouldn't love a Beatles album in their
stocking? But then again, who doesn't already own most of their stuff?
今次專輯優缺點: 誰不想珍藏披頭呢?但不是誰都已經有了呢?
綠洲方面
Oasis
SALES: 20 million records.
銷售成績: 至今2千萬張左右的銷售量
NO1 SINGLES: Only five, despite penning the anthems of this
generation.
冠軍單曲數: 5張而已,不過的確為這個年代創作了"國歌"
PROMOTION: Never out of the newspapers with their hellraising so
coverage guaranteed. Although if you ask Liam about the new album he
will probably say: "It's f****** s***e."
宣傳性: 保證從來少不了在報上頭版的上演鬧劇事件.雖然如果你問Liam他覺得
這張Live專輯如何,他大概會說:"他媽的狗屎一坨"
HAIRCUTS: Mop tops on Definitely Maybe to Liam's 1970s Lennon cut.
髮型潮流: Liam在首張專輯Definitely Maybe模仿Lennon七零年代的髮型可為巔峰代表
FIGHTING CREDENTIALS: Talk a good game but Liam was exposed as a bit of a
yellow belly when he backed out of a fight with Robbie Williams.
戰鬥力: 倒是很會用"嘴巴"幹架,但當遇到如Robbie Williams的單挑挑釁時,好像就
顯得營養不良的樣子...
ALBUM STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES: I was at the Wembley gig and it was great but
Liam's four-letter outbursts may discourage Santa from giving it to the kids.
今次專輯優缺點: 筆者我有親身經歷Wembly那場演唱會,是真的滿棒的,但是裡頭Liam
一大堆的"四字箴言"可會讓聖誕老公公
從他要給小朋友的禮物單上扣除哦(哈哈哈哈哈^-^~)
Cheers!
聖誕節還有兩個月哩
Patsy "Gallagher"
Oasis are set to take on the Beatles
Oasis v The Beatles
Noel competition ... Oasis are set to take on the Fab Four.
OASIS are taking on their heroes The Beatles in a head-to-head clash
to be top Christmas album.
The megabands will launch CDs on the same day next month in their
battle to be the biggest stocking fillers of the festive season.
Noel and Liam Gallagher will launch their live double album, Familiar
To Millions.
Beatles One also hits the shelves on November 13.
The Oasis release includes the entire set from the first of two sold-
out Wembley gigs from this year's Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants
tour.
Thousands of Oasis fans are expected to snap up the collection of
classics which includes Wonderwall, Cigarettes And Alcohol, Don't
Look Back In Anger, Stand By Me and Who Feels Love? The Fab Four's
release Beatles One will be a bumper package of all their No1
singles.
Ironically, a major selling point of the vinyl version of Familiar To
Millions will be a live Oasis version of the Beatles' track Helter
Skelter, performed in Michigan.
The song will not feature on Beatles One because it was only a B-side
for Got To Get You Into My Life.
Get back ... Beatles fans are hoping
they will top the Christams charts
But Beatles One will be a real treat for their fans.
It contains every No1 John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Starr put out going back to From Me To You in 1963 to The
Ballad Of John And Yoko in 1969. The collection also features A Hard
Day's Night, All You Need Is Love and Hey Jude.
I'm taking no bets on who's going to come out winner on this one so,
I'll let you judge for yourselves - here's my tale of the tape.
THE SUN
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妳凝視著我的口袋,彷彿在說
"跟我的寂寞比起來
不行不行,那怎麼夠?
這口袋實在太小了,
會把你的衣服...撐破的."
--唇膏.老師的旁白
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