在和各自的前妻辦完離婚以及爭取監護權之際
Liam和Noel正巧一前一後都搬進了位於倫敦市郊的"單身公寓"
Liam的"小窩"(其實有6個房間和一個很大的地下室以便"社交";)
還剛好離小妮的住處很近
太陽報揶揄地說這樣一來Liam應該不用擔心會有寂寞的時候啦
並且很"體貼"的給Liam這個"單身漢"以下的生活"撇步":
(哈哈哈哈哈^-^~真是太諷刺了啦~)
BOILING EGG:
水煮蛋作法:
Fill pan with water, turn on cooker and leave pan on heat until water
bubbles. Place egg (in shell) in pan for three minutes.
(白癡也會啊~)
LAUNDRY:
洗衣服:
Pour powder in washing machine tray. Open door, put clothes (dirty)
in drum. Close door. Switch on.
VACUUMING:
吸地板:
Plug in and press "ON" button. Walk up and down, rubbing nozzle on
carpet to pick up dirt. Do NOT place nozzle on body parts.
BATHING:
洗澡:
Put plug in hole. Turn on taps. Fill bath to knee height, check
temperature, get in. Repeat several times a week.
IRONING:
燙衣服:
Open out board. Plug in iron and move it over surface of shirt. If
^^^
phone goes, put iron down before answering.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^(好像電影情節哦;)
CLEANING:
整理家務:
Spray polish etc on surface. Rub with cloth. Do NOT point canister at
face.
MAKING CUP OF TEA:
泡一杯茶:
Place teabag in cup. Boil water (not as with egg, use kettle). Pour
water in cup. Liquid will turn brown. Add milk and sugar if required.
MAKING BED:
整理床鋪:
Flatten duvet (the large piece of comfy material) on mattress (big
rectangular stained thing). Remove dirty underpants, especially if
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nicole is coming round.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^(我看就免了吧^-^~)
另外一方面Noel則是為了方便以後能常帶女兒Anais出去增進親子感情
便在公園附近買了一棟3層樓的公寓
據房屋仲介商表示
這棟房子同時也是Paul McCartney和太太在60年代住過的地方
Cheers!
Patsy "Gallagher"
Liam's bachelor pad
Liam Gallagher showed girlfriend Nicole Appleton his new bachelor pad
yesterday.
The Oasis singer began renting the ￡3million flat last week after
his divorce from Patsy Kensit.
It is the first time Liam has lived alone in his own place.
He went straight from living with mum Peggy to staying in a string of
hotels as Oasis found fame. His first real home after Mum's was when
he moved in with actress Patsy.
Now, at 28, he has obviously decided he is old enough to live on his
own.
Liam's new flat in north London's posh Hampstead Heath is one of a
block of four.
It has six bedrooms and a huge basement party room.
And if he feels lonely, he can always ask Nicole round - she lives
nearby.
Just in case Liam can't cope on his own, here are a few tips that
might come in handy . . .
BOILING EGG:
Fill pan with water, turn on cooker and leave pan on heat until water
bubbles. Place egg (in shell) in pan for three minutes.
LAUNDRY:
Pour powder in washing machine tray. Open door, put clothes (dirty)
in drum. Close door. Switch on.
VACUUMING:
Plug in and press "ON" button. Walk up and down, rubbing nozzle on
carpet to pick up dirt. Do NOT place nozzle on body parts.
BATHING:
Put plug in hole. Turn on taps. Fill bath to knee height, check
temperature, get in. Repeat several times a week.
IRONING:
Open out board. Plug in iron and move it over surface of shirt. If
phone goes, put iron down before answering.
CLEANING:
Spray polish etc on surface. Rub with cloth. Do NOT point canister at
face.
MAKING CUP OF TEA:
Place teabag in cup. Boil water (not as with egg, use kettle). Pour
water in cup. Liquid will turn brown. Add milk and sugar if required.
MAKING BED:
Flatten duvet (the large piece of comfy material) on mattress (big
rectangular stained thing). Remove dirty underpants, especially if
Nicole is coming round.
THE SUN
Noel Gallagher has copied brother Liam and got himself a luxury
bachelor pad.
He is moving from his country mansion to a ￡850,000 London mews to
Be closer to his nine-month-old daughter Anais. The tot lives with
Noel's estranged wife Meg Mathews in Notting Hill, West London.
The fact that Noel wants his own base in the capital shows there is
little hope of him getting back with Meg. He paid the full asking
price in cash a week after viewing the three-storey house in
Marylebone, near Regent's Park.
A pal said: "It's exactly what Noel needed. He wanted a London base
near a park so he could take Anais out. "Meg lives in London now so
he needed to be close by."
The Oasis star was keen to keep the move under wraps. He swore pals to
secrecy and made the previous owners sign a confidentiality
agreement.
Last week we revealed how Liam had moved into a posh rented apartment
in Hampstead, North London, after his divorce from Patsy Kensit.
Noel's four-bedroom mews house has a roof terrace garden, cloakroom,
reception room, and a large dining room.
The estate agent's brochure describes the house as: "An appealing mews
house close to shopping facilities and open spaces of Regent's Park."
Noel's new pad is also just a stone's throw from the house Paul
McCartney lived in with Jane Asher in the Sixties, adding to the
property's appeal for the Beatles' fan.
The move back to London marks a change in attitude for Noel, who last
year told how he was sick of the drug-fuelled excesses of the
capital. He sold Supernova Heights, the family's ￡2.5million home
in Belsize Park and moved to an imposing pile near Chalfont St Giles,
Buckinghamshire.
But the country lifestyle was thought to have brought marriage
tensions to the surface. The future of that house is unsure.
THE SUN
--
不對任何人好,也不想討好任何人
不信任對誰都好的人
因為這種人容易見異思遷
人們常說,"搞不懂妳在想什麼"
其實妳好懂極了...
--唇膏.老師的旁白
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