source: NME
date: September 26th 2001
Q: Damon out of Gorillaz, as he's now known, wants you in his band Liam.
目前待在 Gorillaz 的 Damon 想要你加入他們的團哦，Liam？
Liam: "Does he. Does he. Good. Fooking monkey. (Leaps out of seat, bowls
around the floor) I've never fooking seen a gorilla with no hair!
So he can fooking suck his own fooking cock and his mate in his band's
cock. That cunt's going on about I haven't sung a decent tune for years,
right? I think it's quite ironic. At least I do sing tunes; what's that
fooking nonsense that's on the radio 'ooh-de-fucky-boo', its like fooking
three-year-old's music, worse than Steps. Now there's a cunt who's not
into it. Whatever happened to his beloved Blur? I'll slap that bald cunt
when I see him, the dick. Wants to get a wig or summat before he starts
talking about me. I'm sure he's winding me up and he's done a good job,
but I'm here for the wind-up, so that's that,
what was the next question?"
呵這一段真的很“毒”，孩子王你好毒你好毒毒毒毒毒:p
在逐字逐句翻之前，我要說明兩點：
1. Liam 看得出來還記恨當年 Damon 批評他唱歌的壞話。
2. Liam 一向不喜歡甚至討厭“電子樂”，或者說是 vocals 部分顯得比較弱
的音樂，我在書上讀過即使是好友兼鍵盤手 Mike Rowe 做的一些電子樂，
Liam 在聽了大概 30 秒還沒 vocals 之後就大嚷“歌聲呢？”
結果大家都沉默他就走人了。
“是嗎？是嗎？很好。幹他媽的猴子。﹝開始跳出座位，身體彎低至地板﹞
我倒是從來沒看過一隻沒毛的大猩猩呢！﹝Gorillaz 小寫的話有大猩猩之義，
而據我所知，Damon 最近是不是剃頭了啊，所以 Liam 才這樣諷刺啦﹞
這樣一來他就可以很方便的 suck his own fooking cock ﹝不好意思翻咧，
了的人自然了，不了的人去查一下字典就了﹞，也可以去 suck his mate
in his band's cock 了。哼那個混蛋不是說我好幾年來都沒唱過一首好歌嗎？
這倒諷刺了，至少我唱的還是“歌”，我在收音機聽到的那些他媽無聊的
'ooh-de-fucky-boo' 是什麼東西啊？﹝應該是 Gorillaz 其中的一首歌吧﹞
像極了他媽的三歲小孩的音樂，比 Steps 還糟咧。
我看到的是一個不專心投入的混蛋，他的愛團 Blur 怎麼了呢？
下次讓我看到那個禿頭的混蛋我一定要好好閃他一八展，豬頭。
拜託他下次要談到我的時候先戴頂假髮好不好啊？
我相信要我加入他“大猩猩”的說法純粹是他想激怒我的詭計，他做得很好啊
但我不就是因為那個詭計而坐在這裡接受訪問的嗎？就是如此，下個問題。”
Cheers!
Patsy "Gallagher"
--
Thou shalt repeatedly say and believe that
thy band is the best band in the world.
你們應當覆誦並相信
自己所喜愛的團是世界上最棒的樂團。
--NoelRock. 10 Commandments of Oasis
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