這是由NME企劃的Oasis Vs. 歌迷的問答活動
由於長度和難易度的考量(以Liam和Alan的英文程度大家應該可以了...)
我就不逐字逐句翻囉...
Just enjoy "Liam-ish" 的幽默, mates!
Who's got the best haircut in Oasis? (Brian Ashcroft, Bolton)
問:團裡誰的髮型最好看?
Liam: "Me. Because I shampoo and condition. And because I just
have, alright? Who's this off, Nicky fucking Clarke? Vidal
Sassoon? I fucking wash it, man, and that's why my hair's in such
good condition. Alright?"
NME: There are a lot of questions about Liam's hair. They want to
know if you're going to get it cut soon.
Liam: "Yeah, I am, I'm getting a Terrybarrygarry perm. Alright?"
NME: Brian Ashcroft also wants to know, 'Who has the best shoes?'
Both: "Me!"
Alan: "Me, without a doubt. I've got the best loafers."
Liam: "Me, you c**t. I have the best shoes."
Alan: "Sorry. My Prada moleskin loafers are top."
Liam: "I don't know what mine are. I just know that mine are the
best and that's the end of it. Who's that from? Brian Ashcroft?
That's Dickie Ashcroft, you sod."
NME: "What were the last pair of shoes you bought?"
Liam: "Nice pair of stilettos."
Alan: (Lifting a Clarks-clad foot onto table) "I bought these
about three months ago."
Liam: "You scruffy bastard."
NME: Don't you get sent stuff?"
Alan: "Levi's try to."
Liam: "I got sent some shoes called Roots and they're made in the
'70s and they're the best shoes in the world...I did buy a tasty
pair of Docs the other day, though. Twenty-four holes, the lot."
Alan: "Red laces?"
Liam: "The lot, mate. Fucking top, man. I'm going out shopping
later with them and a pair of pyjamas, and the pyjamas fucked
into me boots. 'Where's me paper'."
If Patsy resumes her singing career at a later stage, Liam, do
you see yourselves recording together, like John and Yoko? Of so,
in what style? (Terry Makewell, Winchester)
問:如果Patsy(Liam的演員老婆)過些時日想重新開展她的歌唱生涯,
Liam,請問你們會像約翰藍儂和小野洋子一般地一起合作錄歌嗎?
又會以怎樣的風格呢?
Liam: "Definitely."
NME: What style?
Liam: "Ragamuffin style."
Has the Met Bar stolen your soul? (Matt Aarons, London)
Met Bar是誰啊...
Liam: "No, that's not fair. It has stolen a couple of grand off
me..."
Alan: "And I got slung out..."
Liam: "Has it stolen my soul? How? My soul is fucking preserved
and waiting. But talking about souls, he can come round my house
and I'll steal his if he wants it. 'Cos if he wants it I'll rip
his right out of his chest. Alright, whatshisname, Matty boy."
Are you scared of dying?(The Gaslight, England)
問:你們會懼怕死亡嗎?
Alan: "Never think about it."
Liam: "No, because I've already done it before. Done it a couple
of times and it's a piece of piss. There is nothing to it, you
just sit there and wait for it to happen. Big deal."
Do you still want to meet the aliens ,and what would you tell
them? (Louie, Eastboume)
問:你們想和外星人接觸嗎?屆時你們會想告訴它們些什麼?
Alan: "I'd like to meet them, if there's any out there. Well,
there are loads out there. Have you met Noel Gallagher?"
Liam: "I'd tell them to mind their own fucking business and get
back to their own fucking planet."
Alan: "See if they can lend you some money."
Liam: "Yeah, 'Fancy a lager?' And I'd ask them if they've heard
fucking 'Be Here Now', you c**t, and if they haven't, they can
get down to Our Price, ￡2.99 in the bin."
Did you mind Patty posing in a see-through? (Jay, London)
問:你會介意Patsy擺些性感的姿勢嗎?
Liam: "No."
NME: Would you do a swimsuit shot?
Liam: "Yeah! Speedo. Lunch box hanging out, Duncan Goodhew cap
on. Totally, man."
Would John Lennon be an Oasis fan? (J Dragontree, Portsmouth)
問:你們覺得約翰藍儂會是Oasis的歌迷嗎?
Liam: "I reckon he'd hate it. He'd be going (adopts gruff Scouse
Lennon voice) 'Fucking that's fucking mine there, gimme me
fucking royalties on that there, mate! You fucking pinched that
off me, you fucking little c**t. Get me lawyer round!' No, he'd
probably hate us. Then again, who gives a fuck? He's a Scouser."
NME: So he wouldn't call his son Gallagher?
Liam: "Would he fuck, the bastard."
What are your favourite Pot Noodles? (Craig Laughton, Widnes)
問:你們最愛哪樣的意大利麵?
Liam: "Pot Noodles
Alan: "I don't eat the shit"
Liam: "Fucking Westlife."
Have you over considered moving to America? (Jiff Danson, New
York)
問:你們有考慮過搬來美國住嗎?
Liam: "No. He has."
Alan: "I have. To LA."
Liam: "To get in the porn industry."
Alan: "Well, yeah, for the porn, obviously. I also like the heat
and the beach. I could do it when we've disbanded for a bit."
Liam: "He can do it when I've moved to Mexico."
NME: Are you moving to Mexico, then?
Liam: "Yeah. I'm off next week. I've had enough of it here."
Alan: "You can make sombreros."
Liam: "Make what?"
Alan: "Make those hats.
Liam: "I'm going to Mexico to make hats."
Are Oasis entering their psychedelic period? (Stephen Sequeria,
Sacramento, USA)
問:Oasis的音樂已經開始邁入"迷幻"的時期了嗎?
Liam: "Maybe. What's psychedelic'?"
Alan: "We've done it, probably, the psychedelic shit."
Liam: "What is fucking psychedelic?"
Alan: "I don't reckon you'd even know if you'd hit the
psychedelic period."
Liam: "You'd be too off your head to know you'd even hit the
psychedelic period. If you're psychedelic you've got to be off
your twat anyway, I certainly don't think The Beatles knew when
they were being psychedelic, they probably think 'Sgt Pepper' is
a punk album!"
Who got the top bunk out of Liam and Noel? (Mark Flanagan,
Bolton)
問:Liam和Noel誰小時候睡的床舖比較棒?
Liam: "Me. I was a good looking lad. Our kid always got the ugly
ones."
Do you believe in heaven and hell - and what are they like?
(Bobbie Lane, Northampton)
問:你們相信有天堂和地獄嗎?而在你們的想像中它們是怎樣的地方?
Alan: "I don't believe in any of that stuff."
Liam: "I do. Yeah, man. But it is not red and it is not blue.
It's just, fucking, I'll tell you: heaven is City and Maine Road,
hell is Old Trafford and United."
Alan: "Why have we got a tape of Ricky Martin in our offices?"
What is life all about (Ringo Mountbatten, ILford)
問:生命對你們而言究竟是什麼?
Both: "WHO?"
NME: Er... Ringo Mountbatten.
Liam: "This is an NME question here, this is Steve fucking
Sutherland. Ringo Mountbatten? Ringo Mountfuckingbatten? That's
what life is all about, stupid names like that."
Alan: "I reckon it's about changing your name, Ringo."
Liam: "Definitely. I hope that's answered your question, Ringo.
Change your fucking name and move out of Ilford immediately."
Who are your real friends? (Claire Lange, Glasgow)
問:哪些人才是你們真正的至親好友?
Alan: "Ringo Mountbatten is my only real friend."
Liam: "I haven't got any, actually."
Alan: "Me neither. They all fucked off."
Liam: "Me'n'all. All fucked off."
NME: Aren't you lonely?
Alan: "Nah, laughing, mate."
Liam: "Not fucking lonely. Can't be arsed with all this having
loads of people to please."
Alan: "They all get on your case. They all come out of the
woodwork as soon as you're doing a Wembley gig. They get on the
phone going, 'How's it going mate?' Fuck off!"
Liam: "I've got a few mates in Manchester, but you don't need
mates when you've got a kid."
NME: Are you really friends with Hugh Grant?
Liam: "Not really, no. I've had a few drinks with him and he's
alright. But we're not the Likely Lads, no."
NME: There's a question here asking if you're still friends with
Robbie WilLiams?
Liam:"We were never friends, anyway. We might say a polite hello,
that's it."
Alan: "The occasional little drink."
Liam: "Fair play to him. I think his music's rubbish but he's
better than that other twat he was in a band with."
What is your favourite jungle animal? (Tony Saunders, Manchester)
問:你們最喜歡的叢林動物?
Alan: "I like tigers."
Liam: "Ian Brown."
What is left for 0asis to conquer? (Helen Varley, White Lodqe)
問:還有什麼是Oasis尚未"征服"成就的?
Liam: "Crack."
Alan: "We don't want to conquer anything. There's plenty of
things for us to do, plenty of new tunes to write and play."
Liam: "There's lots of shit for us to do, lots of countries we've
not been to."
Alan: "Ain't been to Poland."
Liam: "It's not a question of conquering, not at all. We're just
going to keep making music 'til we die. And if we conquer
anywhere...conquer?! Fucking stupid. What are we, the Normans?
William the fucking Conqueror? 'Off we go, don't forget the
beans!'"
Alan: "Set sail, Oasis!"
What was the last movie that made you cry? (Lindsay Bowlin,
Maryland, USA)
問:最近一部令你們落淚的電影是?
Alan: "I'll tell you one and this is the fucking truth. Two
Sundays ago I watched Life Is Beautiful, an Italian film about
the Jews. It was top and I cried."
Liam: "Subtitles?"
Alan: "Mmmmm."
Liam: "Fucking rubbish. What was the last movie that made me cry?
Stupid question. I don't cry. I'm a geezer!"
You said that the new album would be radically different to 'Be
Here Now'. What happened? (Fergal Corbott, Taigarth)
問:你們說過新專輯會和上一張Be Here Now截然不同,這是怎麼回事?
Alan: "It is different. Two members have gone."
Liam: "It is different, there's a lot of different stuff going
on, and I don't think that I did say that because I don't use
stupid words like 'radically'. Who's that c**t?
Alan: "That's an NME question."
NME: It's not! It's Fergal Corbett.
Liam: "FERGAL CORBETT!?!?!?!"
Alan: "It's a wind-up. That's what's his name..."
Liam: "That's fucking Steve Sutherland. 'Radically
different'...we never said that so fuck off. The reason why this
one is different to the last one is because you bunch of bastards
hated the last one so we thought we'd change it, alright you
c**t! I suppose you don't like this one now? Fucking rnake your
mind up, you bunch of c**ts."
Who's your favourite character from The Muppets? (Jessica,
Trowbridqe)
問:在"The Muppets"中最喜愛的角色?
Alan: "Animal."
Liam: "Kermit The Frog, innit."
Did you take Andy Bell on because of his bass-playing or because
of the brilliance of his previous groups, Ride and Hurricane#1?
(Diemer, Berlin, Germany)
問:你們讓Andy Bell加入Oasis是看重他的bass功力還是因為他以前待過
Ride和Hurricane#1這兩個不錯的團?
Liam: "Don't know about the latter."
Alan: "We took him on because he's a nice chap, got his head
screwed on and because he can play the bass well. What more do
you need?"
Liam: "Actually, we took him on because of his striking
resemblance to Mick Fleetwood. And 'cos he's good on the bass."
Alan: "Mick Fleetwood? I thought he look more like Rodney
Trotter."
NME: Will you let him write stuff for Oasis?
Alan: "No. Skint as it is."
Liam: "I'll never get me house in Mexico if we start letting Andy
Bell write our songs."
Alex James said he got on really well with the Oasis boys. Is
that true? (Serene, Athens, Greece)
問:Alex James(from Blur)說過他和Oasis團裡的人都處得不錯,真的嗎?
Alan: "Who, Aled Jones?"
NME: Alex James.
Alan: "I don't know him."
Liam: "He's alright, he's one of those Hooray Henry boys. Hit him
a slap every now and then and tell him to get to the bar. I
wouldn't say he gets on well with us, though. The only thing he
gets on well with is his yacht."
Rumour has it that Noel is going to be doing a solo album after
five...
問:謠傳Noel在做完Oasis的第五張專輯後就會出個人專輯了,是真的嗎?
Alan: "Aaaaaah."
Liam: "He's already done four, give it a rest."
...would you call it a day after six? (Kate Eddon, Teddington)
問:你們會在第六張專輯後暫停生產嗎?
Liam: "Depends on what's going on. Depends if we've got anything
in the pipeline. When will the sixth be done?"
Alan: "It's only two, three years away."
Liam: "Fuck that, I'm definitely carrying on. I'll be a sad old
fart like The Rolling Stones."
What's your favourite film, TV show and book? (Rebecca G,
Brighton)
問:最喜歡的電影,電視節目和書?
Liam: "Movie: Scarface. TV: Heartbeat. What's the other one,
packet of crisps?"
NME: Book.
Liam: "Book? Fucking arsed about books."
Alan: "I like Meantime, top Mike Leigh film, always pull that out
on a Sunday. I don't read many books. And TV show is fucking
EastEnders, innit."
Liam: "Nah, it's got to be Heartbeat. I'm double serious about
that. It's fucking rocking, Heartbeat, the way they have two
stories going on at the same rime. It does my head in.
Greengrass? Mega, man."
Alan: "He used to be in The Gaffer. He was top in that."
Liam: "Selwyn Froggitt? He's a geezer, man. He rocks, he's got a
Jaguar. He's a fucking top man. I've followed his career all the
way right from them early days."
Alan: "Nice one, Selwyn."
Has Liam really got a photographic memory as he once boasted?
(Paula, Staines)
問:Liam真的擁有他之前吹噓過的那種"如相片般記憶"的能力嗎?
Liam: "Absolutely. Totally."
NME: Really?
Liam: "What is a photographic memory?"
What three Premiership players would you have playing for Man
City, money no object? (Tim Berr, Knutsford)
問:你們會選哪三個Premiership的球員替曼城效命,不考慮錢的問題的話?
Liam: "Three? Flo from Chelsea. That geezer from Arsenal, Thierry
Henry. And Posh Spice."
Alan: "I'm a Charlton fan."
Liam: "He'd have Bruce Forsyth, George Formby..."
Alan: "We don't need any 'cos we'll be up next season, anyway."
Liam: "You like Nigel Winterburn."
Alan: "Fucking Nigel Winterburn is the best defender in the
world. And I'd have Posh Spice, too."
Liam: "And Ringo Mountbatten."
Alan: "Charlton are having it. We'll be back up next season."
Liam: "Fucking rubbish. Straight back down again."
Alan: "We'll do the double this year."
Liam: "Don't be stupid."
NME: Someone else wants to know if Rivaldo really deserves the
World Player Of The Year award?
Liam: "Rivaldo? No. Who is he, anyway?"
Alan: "He plays for Barcelona."
Liam: "There's a lot of good players out there."
Alan: "Like Winterburn."
Liam: "Fuck him, the big nose c**t!
Alan: "You watch the next Arsenal game, he's always there."
Liam: "He's always there because he gets paid to always be there.
He's shit and he's double lucky to be there at all. Nigel
Winterburn is not the best player in the world. Best player in
the world is...Rivaldo. Why not, eh?"
Liam, why don't you wear a bit of eyeliner, you'd look absolutely
stunning? (Siobhan Duffy, Ireland)
問:Liam為什麼你不試試畫上眼線呢?那會讓你看起來很令人驚豔哦!
Liam: "Who's that from, Placebo? Eyeliner?!"
NME: She says you'd look stunning.
Liam: "Is that right? I look stunning already."
Alan: "You'd look like Selwyn Froggitt, more like."
Alan McGee is always referred to as the man who made Oasis
famous. Don't you think it should he the man Oasis made famous?
(David McCarthy, Aberdeen)
問:提到Alan McGee(前Creation總裁)就會想到他是讓Oasis出名的人;
但難道你們不認是Oasis讓他出名的嗎?
(Round of applause)
Liam: "Too right. Get in there, David, you are totally spot on
and you are getting a Christmas card off me."
What Is Liam's fascination with Elvis Presley? (Robert, San
Diego, USA)
問:Liam迷戀貓王什麼地方?
Liam: "My fascination with Elvis? Just the wiping his arse with
gooses' necks does it for me, man. That just kills me."
Alan: "What d'you mean; wiping his arse with a goose's neck?"
Liam: "That's what he did, apparently. He'd have a big fuckoff
box of or bucket of gooses' necks that had just been chopped off
and he's a proper yellowbelly from down South (Dixie accent
momentarily), 'That's me boy', and he'd wipe his arse out the
window with gooses' necks. The dirty fucking...he is the king.
That's what kings do, innit? You know what I mean? They do, don't
they?"
Alan: "I'd much rather bit of Andrex or something."
Liam: "Ah yeah, of course but you're not the king, are you? King.
That's what kings do. He's mega, man. And goes out there and the
it, man. Wiping his arse, then going out there and giving it all
that (Elvis voice) 'huhhuhuhuh'. The fucking cheeky bastard. He's
a geezer."
NME: Would you do that before going onstage?
Liam: "I fucking would, mate. No, I wouldn't."
Who'd win a brawl out of you and Rolling Stones? (Joey Hodgson,
Regina, Canada)
問:誰會幹架幹贏你和滾石合唱團?
Liam: "I'd knock fuck out of every fucking one of them. Put
together."
Alan: "Even Charlie? Charlie's a bit tasty."
Liam: "Charlie's alright, no. I don't mind Charlie."
Alan: "Yeah, leave Charlie."
Liam: "But if he wanted it I'd have him, know what I mean? But
Jagger, Richards...Ron Wood's a bit geezer, actually. But them
other two are fucking idiots as far as I'm concerned and I'd slap
the pair of them. I might just do it next time I see them."
dt>Alan: "That will be when they support us at Wembley, then."
Liam: "No, it'll be when I'm delivering them hot fucking food
around their houses on a Sunday. Meals on fucking wheels, that's
me."
Now that you've written "Little James", does Liam plan to write
another song soon? And did you enjoy writing it? (Jack Ryan,
Milwaukee, USA)
問:你現在已經創作了"Little James",請問Liam在近期內還會有新作嗎?
你享受寫歌的過程嗎?
Liam: "Yeah, 'Big Lennon''. Just going to get me cigs. (Opens
door to office and shouts) 'What was that question? 'Do we plan
to be working with Marcus Russell in the next two years?' Don't
know about that!' (Closes door, chuckling, and sits down). I
enjoyed it immensely. I wouldn't go crazy about it, though. It
only took me ten minutes to do. I'm not a songwriter, I'm a
singer. If there's any more in the pipeline, then so be it. If
not, never mind."
What would you say to Tony McCarroll if you saw him in the
street!" (Anita Rana, Calgary,Canada)
問:如果你們在街上碰到前任鼓手Tony McCarroll會對他說些什麼?
Liam: "'Do you want to borrow a fiver?' And, have you learnt how
to drum yet?"'
Alan (to NME): "Are you smoking weed in our office?"
NME: It's rolling tobacco.
Liam: "He's on the Johnny Jazzers, him! (Puts On Jazz Club voice
in bad impersonation of NME and leans on the table) 'So, er,
Liam, man what do you think of the price of beans in Yugoslavia?
Don't you think inflation is just bouncing about, man...has
anyone got any crisps? Hey, should we just, like, take our
clothes off and start running around the office shouting Happy
fucking Mondays!?' Pothead."
Alan: "I was actually thinking about getting me hair permed like
McCarroll, like The Mickies."
Liam: "You big tease, you."
When will you be signing anyone to Big Brother? (Mark Gustafson,
Rockford, USA)
問:你們自創的廠牌Big Brother何時會簽新人到旗下?
Liam: "We're not signing anyone to Big Brother. So all those
shiny little indie bands out there don't even waste your stamps
or your indie jangly tapes. We're not signing anyone."
NME: There's going to be a lot disappointed bands out there
because there's a lot of questions here asking that.
Liam: "Fuck'em."
Alan: "We ain't signing anyone."
Liam: "Do it like we had to do it, yer lazy bastards."
NME: Not even Cotton Mather?
Liam: "Fuck that! If you start doing that, then you turn into a
record company boss and I don't want to do that. I'd have
preferred not to have even started this label at all. And if it
starts interfering with what we're about then it'll get fucked
off out the window. We're not record company bosses, it's just
something that we had to do, it's just so we can put our shit
out."
Does Liam know how to play guitar or is he just winging it?
(Bernard Badjarl)
問:Lism真的會彈吉它嗎?還是只是會刷刷扣而已?
Liam:"Wingin' it! To fuck."
Alan: "Everyone's a winger in this band. We are the wingers.
(Enter Marcus Russell) Alright, Marcus?"
Liam: "This is top, Marcus! I love this."
Marcus: "Good questions?"
Liam: "There's fucking loads of Steve Sutherland questions,
loads."
NME: He hasn't even seen them!
Marcus: "It must he 'cos he's such a fan."
Liam: "There's a geezer in here called Ringo Mountbatten! He
wanted to know what life was all about!"
Marcus: "Changing that name."
Liam: "That's what Alan said."
What do you think of the Queen? Would you like to kick her arse?
(Cosmo Kramer, Lichfield)
問:你們對英女皇的看法是?想踹她一腳嗎?
Alan: "Fuck 'em."
Liam: "She's alright."
NME: Would you kick her arse?
Liam: "I don't hit women."
Alan: "I don't like her but I wouldn't kick her, mate."
Liam: "I couldn't give a fuck about the Queen. I think that
people should get used to the fact that the royal family are here
and that is the end of it. There's fuck all you can do about it.
They're always going to be here, just like...the lampposts. Like
the white lines in the road. All these anti-royalists should
fucking turn off their TV sets and go and do something useful
with their lives. The reason why the royals are so important is
because loads of potheads go, 'Oh fucking hell, man, this is
like, heavy, knowarrimean?' Shut up you dicks and ignore the
silly cow and she might just stay in her house. The more
publicity you give the bitch...no, I love her."
Did you think it was a bit strange Bert & Ernie living together?
(Matt Senuik, Leith)
ㄟ...不知道Bert & Ernie是哪兩號人物呢...
Liam: (Astonished) "Fucking yeah! Mega. That is the best question
ever, that."
Alan: "Yeah, couple of fruits, weren't they?"
Liam: (Amazed and impressed) "'Did you think it was a bit strange
Bert & Ernie living together?'! Brilliant that!"
Alan: "With their stripey tops and their big hooters?"
Liam: "Pair of fruits, man."
How do you feel about people downloading your new album for on
the Internet? (Terry Thomas, London)
問:對於人們把你們的新專輯提早從網路下載來聽有什麼看法?
Liam: "I think it's scandalous."
Alan: "Fuck all you can do."
Liam: "Yeah, but I think it's scandalous. They should get their
hands in their pockets and get down the shops like the rest of
us."
Is Liam friends with Paul Weller, it always seems to be Noel
who's seen with him? (Damon Beckham, London)
問:Liam和Paul Weller(前The Jam主唱)是朋友嗎?好像都是看到Noel
和他一起出現?
Liam: "I have the odd livener with him, have a little chat with
him. Top man."
Alan: "I've known him the longest, he's a good lad. He put my
candles down my toilet last time he came to my house. He'd got a
bit pissed on a few Stellas in the garden, next thing I go in the
toilet and all my candles are in the bog!"
Liam: "He's a freak."
Alan: "He's a crank. Flushed them down there."
Liam: "He's trying to put the water out. (Weller voice) 'Who done
that big turd in there? Bung the candles in!"'
Is Liam ever going to do a solo album? (Jaswant Singh,
Birmingham)
問:Liam將會出個人專輯嗎?
Liam: "I'm not ever going to do a solo album. And if I was, I'd
use Bert & Ernie. We'd be a power trio. I'd also want Rodney
Marsh in there. He's fucking amazing. That programme on Sky
Sports where he slags everyone off? Top. He is the geezer. I'd
love to have a beer with him."
What are better, Jaffa Cakes or Clubs? (Pat Tinley, Burslem)
問:哪一牌的比司吉比較好吃? Jaffa Cakes或是Clubs?
Alan: "I like Clubs."
Liam: "I haven't had a Club for ages. I tell you what the best
biscuits are, man. Those United biscuits. Remember them?
Honeycomb in the middle and there were three parts to them.
Blue-and-white wrapper. Fucking delicious, man."
Alan: "I do like those Clubs with the bits of fruit in them..."
Liam: "Bert & Ernie nonsense. I'll tell you another top biscuit:
Garibaldis. They are boring as fuck but mega. And fig roll, man."
Alan: "Fig roll?"
Liam: "Fig rolls are the bollocks, mate."
Liam, are you really scared of going bald? (Bamey, London)
問:Liam請問你真有像外界傳聞的那麼害怕禿頭嗎?
Liam: "No. I'm going to settle this once and for all. I got asked
the question, 'What would stop you singing?' And I said, 'I want
to sing in Oasis until I die.' And he said, 'What if you lost
your hair?' 'Look, if I lost my hair you would never see me on
that stage again. 'Cos there's no place for baldness in
rock'n'roll. End of it. How can I go onstage with a slaphead and
get a point across? They get on my case enough as it is. They'd
be whacking each other on the heads with truncheons and trying to
copy me.' I'm not paranoid about going bald. I would prefer it if
I didn't lose my hair, but everyone's a little paranoid."
NME: Would you shave it off, comb it over, or wear a wig?
Liam: "I'd chop me head off."
Time, friends, is our enemy. And so with a shake of the hand, a
ruffle of the hair and a punch of the air, Liam Gallagher and
Alan White leave the room and the interview. It has, says Liam,
been the most enjoyable interview he's ever done. Thanks to you,
Ringo Mountbatten and Matt Senuik.
"Right," says Alan to Liam as they leave. "Fancy a pint?"
"Oh, aye," agrees Liam. "It's always nice to break the day up
with a Guinness."
Indeed. if only the local publican had decided to open today at
11.15am.
See you same time next week for the other three.
To be continued...
Patsy "Gallagher"
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我是派西蓋勒格 暱稱是班森與哈吉斯
Patsy-Liam的演員老婆
Gallagher-Liam和Noel的姓
Benson & Hedges-Noel最愛的香煙牌以及他們家兩隻貓的名字
Cheers!
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