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作者: cjrup (小孩子) 看板: joke
標題: a joke
時間: Mon Apr 19 11:06:56 1999
Some day, the teacher "Li" asked the student "Lien" :
How many days in a week with letter "T" in the first letter???
Lien said : Two
Li: Good answer.Which are......
Lien : Today and tomorrow.
Li : %@#$%@#$
Li : Stupid, They are Tuesday and Thursday.
Li : Let me ask another question.
How many seconds in a year??
Lien : Let me think.
(about 5 seconds)
There are 12 seconds in a year.
Li : What ????
Why ?????
Lien : They are January second, Febuary second, March second, April
second..................etc. So there are 12 seconds in a
year.
Li : #$%^#$%^
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