白目老美鄉民...

作者Hoplite (票爺是民主的燈塔)

看板PHX-Suns

標題白目老美鄉民...

時間Sun May 21 00:30:02 2006

http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=513213 要是一隊有 12 個 Diaw，會發生什麼事？有個鄉民很白痴的寫出了 Depth Chart Hmm, lets look at the depth chart. Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw Not bad. Deep team.. It would be a really good team, considering injuries would not be a concern. But Diaw can't shoot, and while he can post up, is it good enough for a 1st option in the post? What about post defense? 然後另一位這麼認為： 2 Boris Diaw would be traded for Amare, 2 for D12, 2 for LJ, 2 for Nash. So now here is the team. Nash/Diaw LJ/Diaw Diaw/Diaw/Diaw Amare/Diaw/Diaw D12/Diaw 可是開啟這個討論串的老兄提出以下的限制： No trades, their GM is also Boris Diaw and Boris Diaw does not trade himself. Boris can shoot 20 footers very well, but 3s are a bit of a problem. 當然，只有 GM 是 Diaw 是不夠的... would the team dancers be diaws too? Of course, and the Suns mascot would be Diaw too. Even the guys who sell pop-corns and beers would be Diaw. 某位鄉民提出以下的見解： I could imagine each of them averaging what, 9 points, 3 assists, 4 rebounds a game? x12, that would come up to 108 ppg, 36 apg, and 48 rpg for the whole team. 接著，有人提起了 12 Kobe Team，但這想法很快的被戳... The 12 Kobes would start complainting about not having enoughb shots and demand the other 11 Kobes to be traded. The Kobe head coach would want to take all of the credit for whatever the Kobe team did and they would all talk about not knowing those Kobe kids. Then, after all that drama, all Kobes get mad for lack of 40 shots and decide to sabotage the game by not shooting. The Diaws would blow them out. 當然，不看好 12 Diaw Team 的人也是有的，他這麼說了： Coach Diaw wouldn't last 10 minutes. All the players would think they know how to run the team just as well as coach and would revolt 結果被這麼回： We're not talkin about n all artest team. -- 一整個給他智障... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.73.225.175

推 critical2002:XDDDDDDD.....不過我喜歡 05/21 00:37

推 ivanpisces:屌 05/21 00:40

推 RickymarU:不愧鄉民之名 05/21 00:53

推 chouyuu:光是想像就超好笑XD 05/21 00:56

推 ilovecoca:大家的英文都好強喔 05/21 01:02

推 braveht:哈哈超好笑 XD (D12是誰啊??) 05/21 01:13

推 NashTheGreat:XD 蠻好笑的... 05/21 01:15

推 Leo1127:笑到流淚岔氣 XD (D12是誰呀??) 05/21 01:27

→ kreen:XD 05/21 01:30

→ Leo1127:為什麼我看第二遍還是一直笑~~~嗚嗚~~~是我笑點太低嗎？XD 05/21 01:29

推 monmo:超白濫的啦不過格調好像比我們的好一點 05/21 02:06

推 kulama:屌海XD 05/21 02:10

推 monmo:不曉得12個小史或12個駭客會是什麼情形 05/21 02:20

推 Jacobsen:我比較想看12個House 05/21 02:31

推 hinenak:12 Artest...... 05/21 04:17

推 stephen3lin:對阿很有創意有格調多了 05/21 07:45

推 Leo1127:12個 O'neal !! 禁區好擠呀~~~ 05/21 07:58

推 wallowes:翻一下有些地方看不太懂 05/21 08:14

→ wallowes:為啥有人會提到12個屌爺一隊阿...? 05/21 08:15

推 Jacobsen:不知道錫安會員吧崇拜XX 05/21 09:43

推 marcchen:D12: Dwight Howard 05/21 09:48

推 zenks9103:12NASH 這個隊伍應該會被打到死 05/21 10:03

→ zenks9103:但是可以看到每球都是精準的助功...XD 05/21 10:03

推 BorisDiaw:XD 05/21 10:41

推 PatlaborGao:11個nash就足夠去踢世界盃足球了..... 05/21 10:50

→ johnnyjazz:12個NASH會每波進攻都傳球傳到24秒違例吧~@__@ 05/21 12:21

推 zenks9103:哈哈..對喔!!都給隊友投! 05/21 13:26

推 DAING:12個Nash.... 這樣板凳區夠躺嗎 XD 05/21 14:22

推 JoeJohnson:我在想如果有12個Raja Bell 也不錯 05/21 18:18

推 beanwhat:12個Cassell : 外星人入侵地球 05/21 21:33

推 neio:推樓上 XD 外星人入侵地球 05/22 01:24

推 mystage:這我跟室友也討論過十二個KG 跟 12個LJ都超強 05/22 02:10

推 eianl:12個小史...籃框打一場就會被灌爆吧~ XDXD 05/22 02:11

推 mileshbk29:我想看12個國王時期的J-Will :P 05/22 19:55

推 wrench:樓上可以看哈林籃球隊 XD 05/23 15:33