※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
蔣公死後在天堂遇見國父。
國父問他說：我死後民主實行的如何呢？
蔣公說：很成功啊！
國父高興道：那第一任總統是誰呢ꄊ蔣公驕傲的說：就是我！
國父道：很好啊！第二任呢？
蔣公不好意思的說：于右任 (余又任總統)
國父說：好！書法家做總統，第三任呢？
蔣：吳三連 (吾三連任總統)
國：好！新聞界也有做總統！第四任呢？
蔣：趙麗蓮 (照例連任總統)
國：好！教育家也有做總統，第五任呢
蔣：趙元任 (照原來任總統)
國：太好啦！輿論界也有出總統的！第六任呢？
蔣：伍子胥 (吾子繼續)
國：這……連古人也來做總統嗎？
我特別喜歡政治諷刺笑話....所以轉來讓大家看看....
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