※ [本文轉錄自 are 信箱] 作者: are.bbs@God.im.ntu.edu.tw 標題: A new product ...----> Wife v1.0 時間: Fri Jul 18 12:52:34 1997 作者: gary (Gary--) 看板: Joke 標題: A new product ...----> Wife v1.0 時間: Thu Jul 17 03:14:46 1997 Subject: Upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. 翻譯: 主題:從Girlfriend 6.0 昇級到 Wife 1.0 去年我有一個朋友從GirlFriend 6.0昇級到Wife 1.0，但是不久後他發現這個程式 吃掉了系統的大部分資源,以至於無法執行其他的程式,同時也注意到,這個Wife 1.0將 會衍生出Child-Process,會進一步的消耗掉其他可利用的系統資源. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. 翻譯: 雖然其他使用者都曾經告訴他..由於人性,這種情形是可預期發生的,但Wife 1.0的 產品說明書並沒有提到這些特殊的現象. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). 翻譯: 不只如此,Wife 1.0會自己安裝軟體,例如它會使系統在一開始的時候就執行 Wife1.0 如此它才可以監視所有系統的活動.我的朋友也發現一些應用程式,例如PokerNight 10.3, Beerbash2.5,PubNight 7.0已經不再能執行,雖然這些程式以前都跑得很好, 但現在只要一執行就會使系統當機. At installation, Wife 1.0 automatically installs undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. As a consequence system BrotherInLaw Beta release. As a consequence system performance seems to diminish with each passing day. Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0: A "Don't remind me again" button A Minimize button An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources. An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to have greater use. 翻譯: 在安裝的時候,Wife 1.0會自動安裝一些使用者不想要的Plug-Ins..例如 MotherInLow 55.8, BrotherInLow Beta測試版. 影響所及,使得系統的效率一天比一天差. 他希望在即將到來的Wife 2.0能有下列特點... * 新增 "不要再煩我了!!" 按鈕 * 新增最小化按鈕 * 新增可反安裝特點...隨時都可以在不損失系統資源的前提下uninstall wife 2.0 * 新增網路驅動選項...允許使用者經由網路充分使用到系統的"硬體" I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. 翻譯: 我自己則決定要避免這些與Wife 1.0有關的頭痛問題,所以我繼續使用GirlFriend 2.0 但即使是這樣,我還是發現了很多問題.很明顯的你無法把GirlFriend 2.0 安裝在 GirlFriend 1.0之上.你必須先uninstall GirlFriend 1.0.其他使用者說 這是一個存在很久的bug..你應該知道才是... Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another annoying problem -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup annoying messges about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0 翻譯: 明顯地,GirlFriend的各種版本無法同時使用I/O PORT.你認為他們現在應該解決了 這樣一個stupid的bug..但沒有...另外一個使情況更糟糕的是..GirlFriend 1.0的 反安裝程式執行的並不完全..總是在系統裡殘留一些不需要的使用紀錄.... GirlFriend的所有版本都會不斷的出現煩人的訊息來告訴你升級至Wife 1.0的好 處.. ***** BUG WARNING ******** Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before executing a self - uninstallation. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient system resources. 翻譯: ***** Bug 警告 ******* Wife 1.0有未公開的秘密.如果你試著要在未uninstall wife 1.0的情況下安裝 情婦1.1, Wife 1.0將會刪除掉你系統的金錢檔案,直到你把情婦1.1uninstall 後才會還原. 但是一但你的金錢檔案被刪除,情婦1.1將會拒絕安裝,除非你有 足夠的系統資源. *** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *************** To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet. 翻譯: ****Bug 解決方案 ********** 為了避免掉上述的big,你可以設法把情婦 1.1安裝在不同的系統.並且不要執行任何 檔案傳輸程式..例如LapLink 6.0.此外,要小心謹防類似的共享軟體攜帶病毒以致影 響到wife 1.0. 另外一個解決方案是經由UseNet服務提供的一個匿名的名字在UseNet上執 行.但是要再提醒一次 ,千萬要小心病毒有可能從UseNet上DownLoad下來.. -- 數學是一種藝術，一種美感，一種心靈間的喜悅，每當解決一個難題，心中總有 一種衝動的感覺，好像是完成了一件偉大的事情一樣...這也許就是數學的浪漫吧？ -- ※ Origin: 鳴蟬小站(God.im.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: Chung.m3.ntu.edu.tw -- 絕美的容顏一如庭中那樹繁花,只在極短的夢境中自開自落... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(bbs.m8.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: ccsun16.cc.ntu.