In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson

[IronChef (Schadenfreude)]

"I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane."

Are there snakes in the fucking bullpen? Or has Francona been bitten
bya snake that makes you stupid?

Except we don't have snakes. We have:

1) Terry Francona
2) Demarlo " Sveumitis" Hale
3) Coco "Can't take to save his life" Crisp
4) Javy "useless" Lopez
5) Javy "even more useless" Lopez
Guess which one is left handed and can't find the strike zone.
6) Julian Tavarez
7) Josh "Ace of the Future" Beckett
8) Matt "Mental Midget" Clement
9) Mike "My arm is falling off yet I'm still talking shit" Timlin
10) Mike "I'm dying in the second half" Lowell
11) Mark "Slowest Skinny White Guy in Baseball" Loretta
12) Jason "Jacked" Johnson
13) Kyle "Kansas DFAed me" Snyder
14) Doug "I'm going deep" Mirabelli
15) Jason "Captain of Sinking Ship" Varitek
16) Trot "Power outage" Nixon. Isn't somebody named Nixon supposed to be...
power-hungry?
17) Wily Mo "I've started to swing at everything again" Pena
18) Gabe "The Jew that's useless" Kapler
19) Craig "We paid a signing bonus for THIS" Hansen

And we've already gotten rid of Willie Harris AND Rudy Seanez

Seriously, that, or 300 poisonous snakes?

I'm going with the snakes. At least there were hot women on the plane!






















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Seriously, you guys need to see Snakes on a Plane. It was the greatest piece of entertainment ever.

It was the only thing that kept me from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills
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Players that don't need to burn in hell:

Curt
Papelbon
Papi
Manny
Youkilis
Gonzalez
Cora
Wakefield
Delcarmen

Hinske just got here, so yeah.
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推 zooey:which Lopez is more useless? Javy or Javier?
推 RollingWave:Javier..at least Javy didn't cost a useful arm
推 RollingWave:David Riske havea 3.03 ERA in 35IP for the
→ RollingWave:other Sox...
推 IronChef:There are no snakes in the White Sox bullpen
推 tradewind:"Javier" is the comparative of "Javy",
推 Feiht:Javier....it's a comparative ....XD
→ tradewind:so he must be "more" useless.
推 RollingWave:does that mean other teams looking for relievers
推 Feiht:Haha!   I'm with tradewind big*2
→ RollingWave:should quickly grab Rudy Seanez? XD
推 IronChef:He should be killed like the Snakes on the plane
推 Baudelaire:"Accepted" is awesome!
推 HoJinChang:17 is my fav, Start to swing at everything and cant
→ HoJinChang:field properly Pena,Heyyy..we got snake from Cincy
推 aloha888:why tavarez didnt have a middle name?
推 IronChef:You saw Accepted? Are you serious?
→ IronChef:It's got the guy from the Mac commercial!!!!
→ IronChef:I want to shank him in the fucking kidneys
→ IronChef:It DOES have Lewis Black, who is awesome
推 RollingWave:Lewis Black is the best comedian in the biz
推 Tmk:Brian Roberts比Loretta好多了, 對吧? ^^
推 IronChef:Ah yes, bringing up old times
→ IronChef:When Brian Roberts had 2 goodmonths
→ IronChef:And just after Loretta came off a MVP seasony
→ IronChef:Well, MVP-esque season
推 Tmk:預測能力也是重要的能力唷~~加油 相信你下次可以做的更好
推 IronChef:Actually, that discussion was never about prediction
→ IronChef:It was about who you wanted THEN for WBC
→ IronChef:I'm so glad after about 1.5 years, you still
→ IronChef:didn't understand what we were discussing
→ IronChef:Excellent
推 Tmk:我是沒留我那些文啦 所以我也沒辦法反駁你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ Tmk:雖然你時在是有點活在自己的世界裡, 不過看到有這麼多
→ Tmk:信徒跟隨你 我還是很佩服的^^
推 IronChef:If I had my own World, you'd be dead
→ IronChef:Unfortunately, I can't have everything I want
→ IronChef:"You can't always get what you want...
→ IronChef:"You can't always get what you want...
→ IronChef:But if you try sometimes, you just might find...
→ IronChef:YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED!!! Oh baby, yeah!!!"
→ Tmk:阿彌佗佛..施主不可以這麼壞心啊
推 Levi:這樣子玩很爽嗎？  ╮(╯_╰)╭
推 Tmk:我只是看到大明星Loretta被取怪怪的綽號很難過啊~~
推 Baudelaire:Well, it's just damn stupid.... :D
→ Baudelaire:Lewis Black is annoyingly good..