[翻譯]Dave Mustainem語錄集 (from Wikiquote)

[ForAllTid (i need some alcohol)]

原文: http://www.billionquotes.com/index.php/Dave_Mustaine

1."God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo."

  - Interview with "Masters of Metal and Hard Rock" magazine

  "上帝創造了顫音搖桿給那些不會彈電吉他solo的傢伙"

2.   "Never, you don’t put a bumper sticker on Mercedes-Benz.
   I’ve always been the antithesis of what’s popular. If you can go into
   a library and the girl in there has her nipples pierced and chained
   together with a bunch of shrunken heads hanging off her eyebrow, then
   it’s gotten pretty boring. If I go into the hospital and the doctor has
   a face tattoo and a goatee I’m out of there.
     I have nothing against people who have tattoos I think body art is
   beautiful in fact a full page of the Megadeth website is devoted to people
   with body art. But for me I’m 42 so if I had a tattoo, a couple of decades
   from now it’s going to be a purple lump on my ass."
   -interview on why he doesn't have any tattoos

   -關於刺青

   就像你絕不會想在BENZ轎車的保險桿上貼上貼紙.
   我一直都站在實尚流行的對立面.假如你在圖書管理遇到一個女孩-奶頭上打洞
   而且身上綁著一堆縮製人頭(一種土著首級祭品)垂下至她的眉毛-我會覺得:這妞打扮
   成這樣真是有夠無趣. 假如我去醫院看病,醫師在臉上刺青,流著山羊鬍,
   我大概不假思索就會轉身出去. 我並不反對人們去刺青,我認為刺青實際上也是一種
   藝術-事實上,Megadeth網站上有一區是專門秀粉絲們身上的刺青.
   但是對我而言,我已經42歲了,假如我現在去刺青,十幾年後它們將成為我屁股上的紫色
   腫塊.

3. "Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck."

    就算我已經屬於神了,我還是很愛口交,而且我照樣說:幹!

4. "If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure
   they're full."

   那些要丟啤酒罐上來的觀眾們,麻煩丟沒開過的 好媽

5. "If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death."

   假如要我自殺的話,我會選擇幫女生口交不停而死

6. "It doesn't matter what size your pencil is;it's how you write your name."

   重點不是你拿的筆,而是你如何寫出你的名字

7.“Life, death, sex; what else is there? A beer maybe."

    生,死,性愛, 還缺什麼嗎? 一罐啤酒吧,也許

8."Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean
  you know how to do it but it’s more difficult."

   彈民謠吉他就像是穿著衣服造愛-我的意思是說:你懂得該怎麼作,但是就是覺得
   不大對勁.

9. "There are some girls backstage that are like walking pap smears."

   舞台休息區總是會有群女孩等著-她們像是真人的巴氏子宮頸篩檢

10.No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits."

  - Metal Hammer interview, 1990

    再怎麼正的正妹也是一樣會拉屎吧

11."I was sitting in my hotel room, with a copy of your rock magazine (Kerrang)
   and I didn't know whether to read it...or wipe my ass with it!"

   哈囉, 我正坐在我旅館房間裡,手裡拿著你們的雜誌(Kerrang),我不大確定是要繼續看
   下去,還是拿它來擦我的肛門.

12.”There are a lot of good guys out there. I listen to some of these bands
   and I’m thinkin’, 'If the singer didn’t sing like that…' There’s a
   great groundswell of talent in Norway and Sweden. I heard this one band
   and the guitar player was just ripping and then I looked on the internet
   and the guy's got hair down to his waist, he’s covered in tattoos and
   piercing and his face is painted black and white – fuck that! Walking
   around with an Oreo cookie for a head. An Oreo is two black cookies with
   a white cream filling. If I picked a guitar player and he showed up looking
   like that, I wouldn’t answer the door! You’d see my redheaded ass goin
   over the back fence!”
   -on Black Metal bands

   -關於黑金屬樂隊

   "那裡有幾個好傢伙都很不賴,我有聽過幾個樂隊,然後我不禁思考:假如主唱不要
   用這種唱法...,在挪威與瑞典有許多充滿天份的樂團成員不斷冒出.
   有天我聽到一支樂隊,我覺得他們的吉他手彈得不錯.於是我上網去找看看他的資訊,
   接著我看到:一個把頭髮留到腰際的傢伙,身上布滿刺青與穿環,而且他的臉塗上黑色
   與慘白色-去她的!!! 這根本就是會走路的Oreo餅乾!(註:兩片黑色巧克力餅乾之間,
   夾上白色糖霜的餅乾)假如我家的吉他手有天打扮成這樣出現,我絕不會開門讓他進來,
   門都沒有!你會看到我飛奔而出我家後院的籬笆.

13."Listen, I have no clue who you are, but we both know who I am,
   so shut the fuck up and listen to my music!"

   聽著, 我不曉得你是誰,但是我倆都知道我是誰,所以請閉上你的嘴巴,聽我的音樂!

14."...Glam Rock means Gay L.A. Music."

   這...  應該可以不用翻了吧

   華麗搖滾是LA的同性戀音樂 (硬翻反而怪怪的? XD)


原本想逐條翻的,但是後來偷懶,撿幾條短的(很口語的)翻
大家有興趣可以繼續翻,還蠻妙的  XD


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推 cymbal:好爽
推 rasheedchiu:4.8.10  XDDD
推 DraperyFalls:這根本就是會走路的Oreo餅乾! XDDDDD
推 blanki:Oreo餅乾 XDDDDDD
推 saigxx:oreo是指哪個團阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ ForAllTid:immortal的妝比較接近吧  我覺得
→ ForAllTid:http://ppt.cc/V0PU V.S. http://ppt.cc/w_FW
推 knight00931:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 S738:推5
推 MotleyCrue:名字是不是打錯啊??" Mustainem"  好像沒最後那個m...
→ ForAllTid:(驚)!!!!!!!  真的打錯了
推 mickyli1:推OREO～XDDDDD
推 coolfly:會走路的Oreo~XD 但那段最後一句應該是說他會翻牆落跑啦XD
推 jarvik7:LA music ,not metal
→ dorae0903:沒開過的啤酒罐(扔)
→ ForAllTid:歹玩尚青耶台啤,沒開過的  Dave接住(扔)
推 s3714443:我覺得第一項就特戰了XDDDD
→ ForAllTid:推  我其實覺得第一像真的戰   頗秋的
推 s3714443:這樣婊到好幾千萬人了吧XDDD
推 coolfly:"自從我長大成人以來，就一直四處引戰"--FROM DAVE自傳
推 dtrock:Dave好戰!
推 Slash1987:金靠杯XDXDXD
推 Slash1987:可借轉嗎 太好笑啦
→ ForAllTid:可阿
推 Mayhem:會走路的Oreo餅乾~~XDXDXD 這擺明了是在講Immortal的Abbath
※ 編輯: ForAllTid       來自: 218.167.198.61       (11/24 00:05)
推 LambOfGod:超哭XD