推 GothicKuma:這歌詞...XDDDDD 06/09 18:02
推 cielu:歌詞第三句看成 C C C C BON / 台灣殘暴金屬天團5566 06/09 18:47
推 AnthonyL:一堆人去跨刀欸~:p 06/09 19:43
推 Opeth:這個太讚了~ 06/09 19:51
推 wiredo:讚!!!!! 06/10 05:43
圖文版：http://www.wretch.cc/blog/Gotthard/9056693
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呵呵，看到這張專輯封面，各位可能以為我要介紹那張失落的80經典專輯，從團員俗豔的
華麗金屬打扮、土到不行的封面、驢到一個極點的團名，誰會想到這是在這個月發行的「
新專輯」？來自華麗金屬大本營洛杉磯的Steel Panther在今年6月8日(昨天)透過環球音
樂發行第二張專輯Feel the Steel。
我們知道鐵媽媽回來並統治著重金屬樂壇，AC/DC回來了而且他們似乎比二十年前更受歡
迎開著一場比一場更大的演唱會。Metallica終於在Load 之後又開始solo了，連鋼絲螺絲
跨世紀難產專輯都正式發行了，鞭笞金屬突然間也冒出一堆年輕樂團爭奪二代鞭的霸主寶
座。80年代的金屬版圖似乎都一一就位中，但是橫掃80年代的華麗金屬依舊安靜無聲，未
見新血輪，但卻來了個惡搞華麗金屬樂團Steel Panther。
Death To All But Metal音樂影帶 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bC0A9TXpm0
看了他們的音樂影像，惡搞80年代Motley Crue, Poison華麗金屬的低俗趣味，在教室讓
原本嚴肅矜持的女教師接連於金屬節奏中突然化身搖滾浪女，歌詞則是徹底的低級無腦，
但是我還是不爭氣的笑了，哈哈哈~(台灣人的耳朵聽得出來"but" 跟"butt"的不同嗎？)
Death To All But Metal的歌詞，很有RM版的味道，ㄎㄎ~
Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
--
I don't need to worry 'bout tomorrow
Ain't anticipating what's to come
And I don't need to worry 'bout the things I have not done
Long as I got rock and roll I'm forever young
Long as I got rock and roll I'm forever young
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