[閒聊] 關於"Weird Al" Yankovic

作者Mayhem (來含我小弟)

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標題[閒聊] 關於"Weird Al" Yankovic

時間Sat Jul 4 16:34:49 2009

麥可的猝死令人感到錯愕與難過(再加上前陣子的三澤...) 然而人活在世上，多少得帶著一點遺憾...擦乾眼淚，生活依然要繼續走下去轉換個心情，來複習楊科維奇這搞怪藝人那些經典的模仿惡搞歌曲吧(包括不少麥可名曲) 他的英文歌詞都很淺顯易懂兼噴飯白爛，值得一看！作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題新年快樂..."Weird Al" Yankovic 時間 Tue Jan 4 21:33:27 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 新年新氣象，來複習一下"Weird Al" Yankovic無厘頭式的戲謔嘻笑吧～ "Weird Al" Yankovic是在美國相當有名的搞笑翻唱藝人 Weird Al(荒謬怪誕)是創作鬼才Alfred Matthew Yankovic在大學時給自己所取的外號之後以Yankovic為首找來其他樂手合作，便開始以"Weird Al" Yankovic為名發片 Yankovic擅長翻唱其他藝人或樂團知名的歌曲，但將歌詞改編成非常噴飯爆笑式的嘲謔不只是音樂的部分模仿，Yankovic在專輯封面內頁放的圖片更是令人拍案叫絕被"Weird Al" Yankovic翻唱或模仿過的藝人/樂團非常多不論是八零年代流行藝人如Michael Jackson、Madonna或Tiffany等人或是知名搖滾樂團如Nirvana、Aerosmith、R.E.M.、Red Hot Chili Peppers...等等就連當紅的饒舌壞孩子阿姆Eminem都無一倖免地被狠狠惡搞得體無完膚～ "Weird Al" Yankovic曾多次入圍葛萊美最佳喜劇類專輯或音樂錄影帶等獎項關於他的得獎紀錄可以參考官方網站http://www.weirdal.com/awards.htm 眼尖的觀眾更可以在「機飛總動員」或「笑彈龍虎榜」系列電影片頭曲中發現他的MV 我手上有幾張專輯來簡單閒聊一下 Even Worse (1988) http://www.weirdal.com/alb5.htm 模仿Michael Jackson/Bad的搞笑封面，更絕的是專輯名就叫Even Worse(糟還要更糟!!!) 專輯裡將麥可暢銷名曲Bad改翻唱成Fat，彷彿一個肥女人滿口食物驕傲的說"我就是胖!!!" Tiffany的名曲I Think We're Alone Now(挖靠這是我國小一年級的歌耶我竟然記得) 被改成I Think I'm A Clone Now(我想我是個冒牌貨)噴吃！十足自嘲式的翻唱～ Off The Deep End (1992) http://www.weirdal.com/alb7.htm 別以為只有專輯封面令人噴飯，連封底內頁都很忠實地模仿Nirvana/Nevermind的設計專輯第一首歌Smells Like Nirvana不知所云的歌詞和超爆笑的穿插音效讓我快笑昏第四首Polka Your Eyes Out將十幾首別人的名曲拼貼成一首3:50的歌曲(超厲害!!!) 我只聽出裡面有段副歌是擷取自Metallica/Enter Sandman的副歌我昏吃～ Alapalooza (1993) http://www.weirdal.com/alb8.htm 趕搭當時的侏羅紀公園熱潮所推出的作品，內頁裡Yankovic化身為穿著花襯衫的大恐龍將Richard Harris(我沒聽過)的歌曲MacArthur Park改成Jurassic Park 穿插許多恐龍憤怒吼叫的聲音還有Yankovic被四處追趕的哀嚎聲我噴吃～還翻唱了Aerosmith及Queen等樂團的歌曲，當然，Yankovic自己創作的逗趣歌曲也不少 Food Album (1993) http://www.weirdal.com/alb11.htm 這是張合輯，收錄了他們許多專輯裡與"吃"或"食物"有關的翻唱歌曲改編自Michael Jackson的歌曲就佔了兩首，Fat(原本的Bad)以及Eat It(原本的Beat It) 雖然除了麥可以外其他被翻唱的藝人我都不太熟，不過看那逗趣的歌詞也別有一番樂趣最後一首The Rye Or The Kaiser(Theme from Rocky XIII)就是用電影"洛基"的主題歌曲 -- 官方網站：http://www.weirdal.com/ 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題 [歌詞]"Weird Al" Yankovic—Fat 時間 Tue Jan 4 22:31:29 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 改編自Michael Jackson歌曲—Bad (請用原曲來哼唱) Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right Because I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin? to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I?m gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題 [歌詞]"Weird Al" Yankovic—Eat It 時間 Tue Jan 4 22:34:23 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 改編自Michael Jackson歌曲—Beat It (請用原曲來哼唱) How come you’re always such a fussy young man? Don’t want no captain crunch, don’t want no raison bran Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in japan So eat it, just eat it Don’t want to argue, I don’t want to debate Don’t want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won’t get no dessert ’till you clean off your plate So eat it Don’t you tell me you’re full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh Your table manners are some cryin’ shame You’re playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it You better listen, better do what you’re told You haven’t even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it’s gonna get cold So eat it I don’t care if you’re full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn’t matter it it’s fresh or tanned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don’t you make me repeate it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it’s gettin’ cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don’t like it, you can’t send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don’t you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題 [歌詞]"Weird Al" Yankovic—Smells Like Nirvana 時間 Tue Jan 4 22:37:51 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 改編自Nirvana歌曲—Smells Like Teen Spirit (請用原曲來哼唱) What is this song all about? Can’t figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you’d tell me, I don’t know Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know... Now I’m mumblin’ and I’m screamin’ And I don’t know what I’m singin’ Crank the volume, ears are bleedin’ I still don’t know what I’m singin’ We’re so loud and incoherent Boy, this oughta bug your parents Yeah It’s unintel-ligible I just can’t get it through my skull It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? ) With all these marbles in my mouth Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know... Well, we don’t sound like madonna Here we are now, we’re nirvana Sing distinctly? we don’t wanna Buy our album, we’re nirvana A garage band from seattle Well, it sure beats raising cattle Yeah And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet’s so hard to find What are the words? oh, nevermind Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know... Well, I’m yellin’ and we’re playin’ But I don’t know what I’m sayin’ What’s the message I’m conveyin’? Can you tell me what I’m sayin’? So have you got some idea? Didn’t think so -- well, I’ll see ya Sayonara, sayonara Ayonawa, odinawa Odinaya, yodinaya Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah Ayaaaaaah! 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題 [歌詞]"Weird Al" Yankovic—I Think I'm A Clone Now 時間 Tue Jan 4 22:44:34 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 改編自Tiffany歌曲—I Think We're Alone Now (請用原曲來哼唱) Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so Isay I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down Look at the way We go out walking close together I guess you could say I'm really beside myself I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan) They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man) Born in a science lab late one night Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with aview I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And I can stay at home while I'm out of town I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down Signing autographs for my fans Come and meet the carbon copy man Livin' in stereo, it's all right Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizzaso I say I think I'm a clone now Another one of me's always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) That's my genetic twin always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem 標題 [歌詞]"Weird Al" Yankovic—Livin' In The Fridge 時間 Tue Jan 4 22:51:10 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 改編自Aerosmith歌曲—Livin' On The Edge (請用原曲來哼唱) There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive... And livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge There's somethin' gross in the fridge today It's green and growin' hair It's been there since July If you can name that object In that baggie over there Then mister, you're a better man than I It's livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what it is at all Livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' ]Livin' in the fridge Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea? You try to save a little bit of your home cookin' Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen It always happens, my friend Again and again and again and again Somethin' stinks in the fridge today And it's been rottin' there all week It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak Well, maybe I should take another peek... Livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what it is at all Livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' Livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is at all Livin' in the fridge, yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah -- 附上原版MV與他的惡搞MV對照 Michael Jackson - Bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACPsfcsg4ZE