[翻譯] 肛豹 - 美國某洲來的女孩

[willytai (Die)]

請容小弟我先工商服務一下
敝人小團「暴君」禮拜五,六,日將與Revilement, Masquerader
和日本爽爽鞭Deaflock與各地屌團一同巡迴！！！！
分別是高雄駁二the wall、台中文英館、台北公館the wall
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敝團「暴君」有請各位參考一下唷科科↓
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jB30Ui8Ixg&feature=feedlik

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好啦翻譯來了
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Jd5tndpJ4

Well, I bet you never guessed
科科，我想你應該沒想過
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
你來看完演唱會後會到巡迴巴士上面
來跟我學怎麼吹直笛(!?)
Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you
你老母正在停車場找你
She's gonna find you when I'm done
我想我們吹完這首他就會看到你了
All covered with goo
到時後你應該會被我塗滿直笛的保養液
Oooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
歐耶，馬迷的小天使好黏好黏痾

Hair on your nipples
你小葡萄乾上的毛
Zits on your box
還有你港邊的痘痘
In Oklahoma city
在俄克拉河馬洲
You're considered a fox
你簡直是母豬賽貂蟬阿！
What did you have to do for that backstage pass
原來你是為了蒐集後台通行證阿！？
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your ass
因為我在你的卡稱內找到Poison的通行證！？
(這兩句不知道翻的對不對，有請強者指點)

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
來吧寶貝不如來吃一整晚的花枝丸
The driver says we're leaving come morning light
因為司機說明天早上天一亮我們就要走囉
Spit out that retainer and do me right
所以快點讓我的黃金蟒吐出黃“精”吧
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
恩....不然吃虱目魚丸應該也不錯

(樹懶叫的聲音)
Yeah that's it
阿阿死溝一～
Aaah, you're a good girl
你超會吹......直笛的！！！

I wanna thank you for the loving that you spread over me
謝謝妳不只是吃了魚丸，連整條活魚你都給他舔過一遍....
I'll be singing about you on the next CD
我會在下一張專輯寫到你的
And you won't have to wonder if you caught VD
而你如果長菜花的話也不用太驚訝啦
You'll be screaming my name when you sit down to pee
只是你撒尿的時候應該會痛到一直喊我的名字

Hey Michael Starr you motherfucker
Whoa, whoa
噢Michael Starr(肛豹主唱)你真是motherfucker~~~~(剛從韓國喝醉回來)
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
來吧寶貝今天宵夜吃溢美小炮芙
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
我用Cialis(一種壯陽藥)來舉高高
讓你今天超想愛愛
I know it tastes infected
不過我的雙簧管好像被殭屍咬過
But I think it's alright
不過沒差啦爽就好！！！
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
不要廢話了來吃炮芙吧！！！！

All around the world
這個世界上阿
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
有太多的傻傻跟你一樣
Just begging for nuts to chew
只想求一根伸縮喇叭來吹

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
寶貝我們我們今天宵夜來道章魚小丸子吧
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
你名義老爸在你後面他應該想把我咖叉咖叉
The Driver says we're leaving come morning light
不過沒差啦明天早上我就要走了
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
所以我們趕快把章魚的小丸子舔乾淨阿不是啦是吃掉啦科科

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
來吧寶貝今天我們來玩雙龍吐珠
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
我用Cialis(一種壯陽藥)來舉高高
讓你今天超想愛愛
I know it tastes infected
不過我的簫好像殭屍也吹過
But I think it's alright
不過沒差啦爽就好！！！
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
不要廢話了快吐珠吧！！！！

Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
來吧寶貝我們來吃皮蛋豆腐
The driver says we're leaving come morning light
明天司機開車走人就吃不到皮蛋囉
Spit out that retainer and do me right
快點把我皮蛋裡的蛋黃通通吸出來吧
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
快點讓樹懶叫吧凹屋！！！！！！！

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
噢寶貝....皮蛋好吃嗎？？
(樹懶又叫了........)



請版友鞭小力一點

上述吹管樂器與球狀食物若造成各位的不適
本人在此至上十二萬分的歉意............




原PO其實很純潔的.....

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