[翻譯] 加拿大超大的 by 傲慢的蟲子

[Jester (Jester)]

樂風應該不太搖滾但是還蠻有趣的，，如果版主覺得不妥那就刪掉
樂團是加拿大團 Arrogant Worms，歌曲是 Canada's Really Big
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vxDDcTc64c

we're very uh, we're very patriotic canaidians
and we'd like to take this moment to,
uh, to do our national anthem, that we wrote

我們是十分愛國的加拿大人
那我們希望可以用一點時間來演唱「我們自己寫的」國歌～

When i look around me, i can't believe what i see
it seems as if this country has lost it's will to live
the economy is lousy, we barely have an army
but we can still stand proudly because canada's really big
we're the second largest country on this planet earth
and if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first!
(as long as we keep quebec)

當我四處張望，我根本無法相信我所看到的
看起來好像這個國家根本就是喪失求生意志
經濟爛透了，我們的軍隊也不像個樣
但是我們仍然可以昂首站立，因為加拿大超大的
我們是地球上第二大的國家
而且如果俄羅斯繼續變小，很快我們就會變第一啦！
（只要我們還有魁北克！）

the USA has tanks, and switzerland has banks
they can keep them thanks, they just don't amount
cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth is,
it isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts
most people will tell you that france is pretty large
but you can put fourteen france's, into this land of ours!
(it'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work

美國有坦克，瑞士有銀行
謝謝，他們可以留著那些，那些根本不算什麼
因為當你追根究底，你會發現真相是啥！
你做啥根本沒差，大小才重要啦！！！
大部分人都會跟你講說法國還蠻大的
但你可以把十四個法國放到我們的國土上啊！
（要花超多功夫的，要花超多功夫的）

we're bigger than malaysia, we're most as big as asia
we're bigger than australia and it's a continent
so big we seldom bother to go see one another
Though we often go to other countries for vacations
our mountains are very pointy, our praries are not
the rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot!
(we've got a lot of land, we've got a whole lot of land)

我們比馬來西亞還大，我們差不多快跟亞洲一樣大

我們比澳洲還要大，而且他是一個大陸耶！
大到我們根本懶得去找對方
雖然說我們常去別的國家渡假啦
我們的山很尖，但是大草原可不是～
剩下的有點起伏，但是我們真的有超多的～
（我們有超多的土地，我們有超多的土地）

so stand up and be proud and sing it very loud
we stand out from the crwod, cause Canada's really big

所以起立且大聲齊唱！
因為加拿大超大的，所以我們與眾不同！！！！！

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