[翻譯] 婊的數字XD

[coolfly (如腐敗入骨，如身居火宅)]

鐵媽媽－獸的數字（歌詞翻譯於#19zGIrEV）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o

Nanowar－婊的數字XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqryRGBWO4U

The Number of the Bitch
婊的數字
Nanowar

Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But I believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166
求爾等原諒，噢，爸爸與媽媽
電信公司狂怒，寄來帳單
但我確信自己沒打很久
凡無女友的
就讓他撥打婊的號碼
即使它計費昂貴，那數字是一六六、一六六、一六六

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair
我獨自一人，我拿起電話
我需要時間回想電視看到的號碼
何等淫聲浪語！我如何能信！
一票發春拉子在我背後高聲浪叫
我總想像，我總夢想
有個夢幻妓女到我面前被人後幹
因為在我夢中，它總是在那兒
一個淫娃令我小弟射到沒力

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see, Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see
夜黑且深，想找人幹
我已花上一整夜，都在看SOD
荷蘭那地方，你隨時叫得到雞
但在義大利，卻很不容易

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight
一六六，婊的數字
火辣熱線今晚展開

You can go on, 'till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars' lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done!
你可以繼續，走到路底
但必須注意，扶他那裡也在那裡
暗夜之中，車燈熾亮
尋婊之途已啟，愛愛之業已成

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me
一六六，婊的數字
三十歐元你我所需付

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to... make it rise and melt it down like ice
豬哥、猴魔，還有所有
身為糟糕人厭倦OGC的鄉民
拿起電話，叫幾個妓女
她們令30cm高舉……令它融化如冰

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore
一六六，婊的數字
一四四，雞的數字

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course
從色情商店，我將回歸
我將擁有更多迷片和情趣用品
付費訂閱，色情頻道
我有雙手令心中淫念行所應行

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→ coolfly:我...我只是一個平凡的阿宅而已(掩面奔)
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※ 編輯: coolfly         來自: 114.38.116.16        (06/25 23:49)
→ coolfly:手誤已改~~XDDDD
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推 Cipram:lol 扶他那裡也在那裡
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