[翻譯] 勸世文 - 別玩團 by Reel Big Fish

[Jester (Jester)]

Don't Start a Band 別玩團

Don't start a band
nobody wants to hear
nobody understands
don't start a band
you'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
oh yea yea yea

別玩團
沒人會想聽而且根本沒有人懂
別玩團
你會超失望因為跟你計畫的差超遠
別玩團

I hate to ruin the magic
I hate to kill the dream
but once you've been behind the scenes then you'll know just what I mean
you might think that it's cool to get up on stage
and play rock and roll from your heart and soul
but no one shows up and your songs all suck
and there's no applause and no flying cars
no girls will scream for you and no one's gonna sing along with you

我不想破壞這種魔法
我也不想毀了這種夢想
但是你如果一到幕後你就會知道我要講得是啥
你可能想說上台超酷的
而且可以用你的心和靈魂來搖滾
但當沒有人來看而且你的歌都超遜時
而且一點掌聲都沒有，也沒有超炫的車子
不會有女生為你尖叫也不會有人想要跟你一起大合唱

Don't start a band
no body wants to hear
nobody understands
don't start a band
you will be so damn terrible they'll think you are shitty and plain
don't start a band
oh yea yea yea
'cause you won't get paid
and you won't get laid

別玩團
沒人會想聽而且根本沒有人懂
別玩團
你會變得超糟糕，並且他們都會覺得你爛透了而且超無聊
別玩團
因為你根本賺不到錢
而且你也沒有炮可以打

and even if you make it
all the way to MTV
I don't think you could take it
all the bullshit and the greed
everyone is so fake when they shake you hand
and they kiss your ass 'cause it'll make them cash
and the business end will turn every friend
to an enemy oh you will see

即便你順利到可以上 MTV
我也不覺得你會想要那些所有的貪婪和狗屁
每個人在跟你握手時都超虛偽
而且因為你可以幫他們賺錢所以他們都超捧你的
而且看著好了！
生意搞到最後都會把你每個朋友變成敵人

they'll turn their their backs and they'll be gone
faster than can say 'what did I do wrong'

他們都會轉身離開然後消失不見
快到讓你連問說「我到底是哪裡做錯了？」都來不及

Don't start a band
nobody really cares
nobody understands
Don't start a Band
you will sign your lives away and then you'll be working for the man
don't start a band oh yea yea yea

別玩團
沒人會想聽
而且根本沒有人懂
別玩團
你會簽了約賣命而且你就只會為了老大工作
別玩團

your message will get lost
you will be double crossed

你想說的都會消失不見
而且你會被黑吃黑啦

and if you think the joy of playing
will keep you going through the years
wait 'till you poor and frustrated
and the fun just disappears
nobody cares what you have to say
and no one's gonna listen anyways

如果你覺得玩團的樂趣可以讓你年復一年撐下去
等到你家徒四壁心力交瘁時
所有的樂趣會都不知道跑去哪裡
沒有人鳥你要講啥
反正根本就沒有人想聽啊

rock and roll will bring you down
and it will kick you while you're on the ground

搖滾樂會讓你倒地不起
而且還會讓你在地上時多補幾腳

don't start a band
don't even try you will regret it yea
don't start a band
you'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
oh yea yea yea

別玩團
連試試看都別想因為你鐵定會後悔
別玩團
你會超失望因為跟你計畫的差超遠
別玩團

so just give up now
I'll show you how

所以現在就放棄吧
我會跟你說怎麼做的啦

Don't start a Band x4
別玩團 x4
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