[翻譯] Nanowar-Emerald Fork

[Abs1130 (Lefty)]

你水管:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGesXAFJws&feature=related

歌詞:
I hate the big mac which tastes like rat
The double cheese burger which made me much fat
Now i'm in the cesso to expell all this shit
La cacarell m'ha fritt le budell
Che cazzo me so magnato?
我超討厭那些吃起來像老鼠的大麥克
加倍的起司讓我胖的要死
現在我在馬桶上炸屎
該死的我澇賽澇到
讓我以為我屁股上有個磁鐵

In the toasts of McDonald the meat was pure shit
No more meat of shit
And beaf steaks for all!
麥XX裡面的用的肉根本就是狗屎
狗屎般的肉
牛排才是王道阿!!!

I've made a green shit, my poor lonely ass
Now looks like Bin Laden and smells like his cat
Now inside the cesso I vomit myself
Fuck you big mac, fuck you Bin Laden, i scorregg on you!!
我可憐的屁股拉出來一陀綠綠的屎
看起來像賓拉登聞起來像他的貓
在廁所裡我忍不住開始嘔吐
幹你媽的麥XX,幹你媽的賓拉登,放個屁臭死你!!!

In the toasts of McDonald the meat was pure shit
No more meat of shit
And beaf steaks for all!
麥XX裡面的用的肉根本就是狗屎
狗屎般的肉
牛排才是王道阿!!!

For the food, for the cook, for the kitchen
For the apples with the worm inside
For the hunger, the thirst, to eat the black pork
I will search for the emerald fork!
為了食物!為了料理!為了神聖的廚房!
為了在蘋果裡蠕動的蟲!
為了饑民，為了渴望，為了吃那隻大黑豬!
我要出發尋找綠寶石大叉子!!!

Only a black pork with ketchup inside
I don't want a pink pork with hairs on his ass
Yes, i am a racist with porks and big mac
I eat the pork, Bin Laden can't because he's a muslim
只有沾了蕃茄醬的黑豬肉才配稱作豬排
我才不要吃粉紅色的那種屁股上還有毛的
是的!我就是對豬和大麥克有種族歧視
我吃豬，賓拉登不行!因為它是回教徒!

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看來這個團很重視美食

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※ 編輯: Abs1130         來自: 220.132.235.48       (10/30 12:45)
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