[翻譯] Four Years Foreplay - I Set My Friends on Fire

[usbeef (好吃)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-OuBQI9Gs - 普通格式
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-OuBQI9Gs&fmt=22 - HD格式


                                                            Four Years Foreplay
                                                                     四年的頭戲
                                                       I Set My Friends on Fire

                                                                    *註解請開燈
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Billy: Woah! high school.
Billy: Hey! hey! I..can.I don't know where to go. Can you help me out?
Billy: Hey! hey! please help me, I'm the freshman, I don't know what to do.
Billy: Can you please help me? I just...
Out of my route. Dick magnet.*
Billy: Principal Patrick, you can tell me what to do, right?
Out of my face. Dick magnet.*
Billy: Can anyone tell me what to do?              dick magnet直翻老二磁鐵
                                                   就是會吸引同性戀的異性戀男人
比利: 哇!高中欸
比利: 嘿!嘿!我不知道怎麼走，你可以幫我看一下嗎?
比利: 嘿!嘿!請幫忙一下，我是一年級的，我不知道該怎麼辦
比利: 你能幫幫我嗎?我正要...
別擋路，你這欠肛異男
比利: 派翠克校長，你能幫幫我，對不對?
快從我眼前消失，你這吸引甲甲老二的傢伙
比利: 有誰能告訴我該怎麼做!

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There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen
有一兩件關於高中的事情你應該要清楚
真希望當年我們是新鮮人的時候也知道這些東西

Watch out for freshmen Friday
The most dangerous day of the week
You thought you were excited for the weekend
But this is where your week ends
當你還是菜鳥的時候要特別注意星期五
一週之中最危險的一天
當你慶幸隔天就是週六日
但今天就是你這禮拜的末日

Four more years of obeying authority
Without question, don't reach super sighted
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When it's time to graduate
四年來都遵從著權威的命令
沒有疑問，看不到未來
等著你的，只有那還剩一千四百一十六頁沒看的書
是時候慶祝了
當你畢業的時候

Whatever you do
Don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school
Because douchebag kids will kick them over
We don't see why though they're really convenient
無論如何
絕對不要拉著滾輪手提包來上課
因為那些小混混一定會把它給踹翻
我們不知道他們為什麼這樣做
這種包包很方便啊

If a girl gives you a smile
Don't be deceived
She wants you to father her child
And he's probably not even cute
如果有女孩對著你笑
不要高興得太早
她只是想幫她的小孩找個便宜老爸
而且那小孩可能一點都不可愛

The only thing good about high school
Is their super badass playgrounds
They have the best swings ever
I once jumped five feet in the air
高中唯一可取之處
就是它們有超好踢的遊樂場
它們有著有史以來最棒的鞦韆
我曾經用鞦韆飛起來五呎!

Four more years of obeying authority
Without question, don't reach super sighted
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When it's time to graduate
四年來都遵從著權威的命令
沒有疑問，看不到未來
等著你的，只有那還剩一千四百一十六頁沒看的書
是時候慶祝了
當你畢業的時候

To think how happy I was before I came
Running out of every room I walked in today
And the most miserable part
Is that it's only the first day
在還沒進這間學校前我是多麼地快樂
現在我卻從每間教室奪門而出
而且最糟糕的是
這還只是第一天...

If highschool was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine
Then maybe high school isn't that bad
Because that'd be the biggest boner killer in history
Unless she's hot
如果拿高中與看到你媽出現在花花公子雜誌上來比較的話
那或許高中還好一點
因為這一定是史上最令人尷尬的事情(這一定是相當倒陽的事情)*   boner還有勃起的意思
除非妳媽很辣

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