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蠻有趣的歌，很多東西也很酸，花點時間翻譯了一下跟大家分享，
音樂還算動聽，長度不到三分鐘但是歌詞真的是戰意超強，只能
說是首戰歌中的小品。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzCccvr2XIg
I hate the Sky dome and the CN Tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rents too high, the airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
In Toronto, Ontario
我討厭 Skydome 巨蛋以及西恩塔
我討厭納森菲利浦斯廣場以及安大略動物園
房租過高，空氣污濁
海邊髒亂而且人也刻薄
女人癡肥，男人智障
小孩根本就是住在貧民窟所以都是怪胎
水質受污染而且市長還是個蠢蛋
他們衣服都穿得亂七八糟還以為自己是紐約咧
這些都是在安大略省的多倫多
"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
"Oh yeah? Me,too"
「你知道嗎？其實我想我討厭安大略省的每樣東西！」
「是喔？我也是耶～」
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
我討厭桑德灣以及渥太華
Kitchener、Windsor 以及 Oshawa
倫敦爛暴了，大湖區也超糟
Sarnia 令人討厭而且 Turkey Point 也很爛（這些地點都是安大略省的地名）
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
我去安大略省拜訪 Brian Mulroney（加拿大第 18 任首相）
他痛扁我一頓而且偷了我的褲子，然後他把我丟在樹上
我去看楓葉隊的比賽結果我被冰球 K 到頭
"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
「我不知道他們怎麼搞的，我當時只是在彈風琴啊！」
Ontario Sucks
安大略省爛暴了
"actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate
every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah
I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt, moo, moo, moo..."
「我現在想想，老實說，除了亞伯達省外，我根本就是度爛我們國家每個天殺的省和
領地。沒錯！我喜歡亞伯達省，有很多牛、樹、石頭和土地、哞哞哞～」
I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
我討厭紐芬蘭省，因為他們有怪口音
而且愛德華王子島小不拉機
新斯科細亞省超白痴因為這是銀行名字
新伯倫瑞克省連個像樣的商場都找不到
魁北克省令人作嘔，這讓我很火大
安大略省爛暴了，安大略省真的是爛到有剩
"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Now isn't
that stupid!?"
「曼尼托巴省的人口密度是每平方公里 1.9 人，你說這個是不是超白痴？」
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
薩斯喀徹溫省超無聊而且都是老人
至於其他的領地根本就是冷死人啊！
And the only really good thing about the province of
British Columbia is that its right next to us!"
但是咧，英屬哥倫比亞省的唯一好處就是它在我們的旁邊！
'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
But Calgary does
因為亞伯達省一點都不爛
但是卡加立市還是很爛
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