[翻譯] 第一次玩滅透就上手

[coolfly (早安，黑色星期五)]

感謝marspooh大的推薦，這首歌真是太好玩了XD

歡樂的MV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko

Metal By Numbers
第一次玩滅透就上手
Music by Scott Ian
Lyrics by Brian Posehn


「嘿係殺洨鬼玩意兒，老兄，你一點都不滅透好嗎？
第一次玩滅透就上手很容易好嗎？你在搞屁啊！北七！」
「老公你幹嘛自言自語啊？北七。」

They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…
So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand
We’re coming to the end of the first verse…
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.
I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?
滅透被掛了兩次，但它永遠不會真的死
因為那就像你砍死僵屍，或是幹掉耶穌基督
快點揪幾個朋友，弄來點樂器，組團玩滅透
唱些關於死亡、埃及或巫師的主題，不然就拿本哲學的書抄一抄
快唱完了耶！歌詞第一段～
接下來加入breakdown和不錯的副歌，然後進入歌詞第二段
我知道我連用了兩個「段」字去押韻
那是因為我他媽的超～滅～透～，你的錢包在哪裡？

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
現在是BREAKDOWN！這部分聽起來很像主唱想要扁人
現在是BREAKDOWN！免驚！加上副歌就會變得不錯聽

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
照著規則做，你就瞭
像餅乾怪獸那樣唱歌，或學毛怪嘶吼
第一次玩滅透就上手，餅乾、餅乾、餅乾
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
這是娘炮抒情段，來點旋律^_<~*
就連嬰兒都能上手，試試看嘛
聽起來像鐵媽、咩他利卡或我每次死翹翹就對了

風靡全芝麻街的死金主唱－－Cookie monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no

全銀河最知名的wookie－－丘巴卡
http://animehistory.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/chewbacca.jpg

I have to change my voice to make me sound MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears SAD!
This is the GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the TRUTH!
It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a BOOTH!
Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!
我必須壓壓嗓讓自己聽來很瘋狂
如果我唱清腔你聽了耳朵會想哭
這是幫派腔，我說的是真的
聽起來像四個一身臭汗的傢伙在電話亭亂吼
現在的音樂真的爛爆了，都是一堆Poser和跟風的腦殘
不過比起酷玩和尼力，再怎麼垃圾的金屬團都讚到翻
這是「第一次玩滅透就上手」，不是數學課
至於約翰梅爾、凱莉克萊森……他們吸我屌算了

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
現在是BREAKDOWN！這部分聽起來很像主唱想要扁人
現在是BREAKDOWN！免驚！加上副歌就會變得不錯聽

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
照著規則做，你就瞭
像餅乾怪獸那樣唱歌，或學毛怪嘶吼
第一次玩滅透就上手，餅乾、餅乾、餅乾
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
這是娘炮抒情段，來點旋律^_<~*
就連猴子都能上手，試試看嘛
山寨鐵媽、咩他利卡或我每次死翹翹就對了

Here it comes! C’mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Dammit! I missed it!
要上囉！來囉！上啊！
你準備好了嗎？？
更！我漏拍惹！

This is the mosh part! So...MOSH!!!
Or don’t. It’s your call.
I'm too old for it.
I just sorta stand in the back and try not to get hit.
Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys.
They’ll punch you and they stink.
And look out for the screamo kids trying out their karate kicks.
Dude, you look gaytarded.
And look out for the giant Mexican guy, he looks really pissed.
I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross.
Is this part still going?
Here comes the lead break…
Oh, not yet.
Here it comes…
here it comes.
GO!
這是衝撞的段落，所以……衝撞吧！
或者也可以不撞，隨便你
哇老郎不能撞了
所以我躲到旁邊，盡量不要被人K到
看看這些沒穿衫的白人垃圾
他們會打你，討厭得要命
另外當心那掛screamo的小子練迴旋踢
老兄，你看起來蠢斃了
還有注意那個墨西哥壯漢，他看來一臉不爽
我誠心希望大家把衣服穿回去，看男人露（胸）毛很噁心
這部分還沒結束嗎？
中場休息時間要到了耶
噢，還沒啦
要到囉
要到囉
來惹～

=======================這不是PS特價的分隔線====================

「你在看什麼垃圾？我要看新聞！」
「這就是新聞啊！」
「騙肖！那才不是新聞，是MV！」（丟遙控器）
「哭啊哭啊哭啊哭啊，你以為會有效喔！」
「你就是新聞！就是你啦！Q口Q」

PS特價
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-p4iDhLUQ

=======================這不是PS特價的分隔線====================

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
照著規則做，你就瞭
像餅乾怪獸那樣唱歌，或學毛怪嘶吼
第一次玩滅透就上手，餅乾、餅乾、餅乾
第一次玩滅透就上手，一、二、三
這是娘炮抒情段，來點旋律^_<~*
就連智障都能上手，試試看嘛
抄襲鐵媽、咩他利卡或我每次死翹翹就對了


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