[翻譯] Tenacious D - Fuck her Gently

[morlboro (鯉魚王)]

This is a song for the ladies
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
這是首獻給女孩子們的歌
但是~男孩們聽仔細囉
你呀!不要總是捅他捅的這麼用力
事實上呢，這樣做是不對的!
有些時候呢，要先調情
然後給她一個熱情的深吻
有些時候你必須清清的捏捏她的小咪咪
有些時候你必須跟她說:我要去囉~
有些時候你必須跟她說:喂!

I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discretely
我要慢慢的上妳
我要像個紳士一樣的抽插妳
我會用讓妳爽到極點的方式上妳
(這句待高人補完)

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute" Sally
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
然後你會說"嘿~我帶了一束花給妳耶"
然後你會說"等一下喔"小莎莉
"我覺得我牙縫好像卡了點東西耶，妳可以幫我弄出來嗎?"
我們一起上她吧!

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
什麼是妳最喜歡的姿勢勒
對我來說那很屌喔
雖然不是我最喜歡的姿勢，但是如果是妳的話可以喔
妳最喜歡吃什麼呢?
我不會煮啦~
但是我會叫Zanzibar外送過來

註:應該是一家餐廳之類的吧

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I fuckin' bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! (Hard)
然後我將會全心全意的寵愛你
然後我將會用力的上妳上到昇天
然後我將會完完全全的鑽進妳的身體
但是~我將會狠狠的幹妳

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdn1NGzPNIo&feature=related

幹~不能去版聚只好PO翻譯文洩恨

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    我放在那裡了~去尋找吧!

         努力成為   "鯉~魚~王"

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推 usbeef:ball查了一下應該就只是have sex
→ usbeef:ball you discretely就是說九淺一深這樣>///
→ usbeef:hump應該是背後位
推 MoonOfFrost:邊看邊笑,如果是妳的話可以喔,三小哈哈
推 maskki:推阿~~~~~~~
推 Mayhem:好好好，原PO請多翻譯幾篇好好洩憤～踢說這次板聚正妹很多
→ morlboro:樓上的...你這樣太殘忍了
推 Mayhem:聽說這次還有演唱會門票可以抽...還有Doris陪板友喝酒划拳
→ morlboro:為什麼要一在的刺激我呢...不~~~
→ morlboro:算了~反正我的趴呢也不能去
推 coolfly:樓上可以化悲憤為力量!!翻更多!!
→ morlboro:唉...團歌也還沒寫完