推 pussygod:課以翻譯一下嗎？ㄆ謝05/13 15:43
: 作者 Mayhem (來含我小弟) 看板 Mayhem
: 標題 02.Motherfuck
幹老木
: 時間 Fri May 2 08:19:24 2003
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: I love my mother,she's so beautiful
我愛我老木，五告水！
: She has a perfect body
嚇嚇叫的身材
: those huge soft breasts
軟球大奶
: but there is one big problem
但麻煩的是
: I'm so jealous
我非常嫉妒
: I think she only likes my fother
我老木只喜歡我老背一個
: I fuckin' hate him
挖咧幹拎老背！
: and when I stare through the deep-hole
我上次親眼看見
: and see my parents fuck
我老背老木在相幹
: I can't stop crying,I'm go jealous
看的我都哭了出來，我好嫉妒呀！！
: Suddenly I get an idea
ㄆㄆ然後我想到了一個主意
: I know it's the only thing to do
這事我非作不可
: I'll have to kill my father and I will enjoy it
我要去殺了我老背，ㄏㄏ五告送！
: One day my mother's at work
有一天，趁著老木去上班
: I decide to do it
我決定來下手
: I go into the living room
我直闖客廳
: and tell my father how much
跟老背說
: I'm in love with my mother
我有多愛我老木
: He looks back at me scared
他一臉驚慌回頭看著我
: He spots the meat tenderizen in my hand
煮熟的鴨子跑不掉啦ㄎㄎㄎ
: He knows I've come to kill him
他知道自己是待宰羔羊了
: He's stronger than I thought
老背比我想像中的還要強
: But all I have to do was think of my mother
但是我必須為老木奮死一戰
: And the next thing I remember
之後我只記得
: is my own father lying there
我老背還是乖乖趴桌下了
: blood flowing from the bone-crushed body
血不斷汩汩的從破碎的身體流出
: Suddenly my mum walks in the door
阿幹這時老木突然進門
: She doesn't even look surprised
可是她一點都不驚訝
: She tells me how much she loves me
哇哈老木竟然跟我告白
: My cock now growing rapidly
我的餔拉魚立馬變成大怪物
: I can't help it.She looks surprised
噴吃！我的怪物變這麼大了，她看的又驚又喜
: as she sees the size of my cock
看到我巨大的懶嘂
: She wants it now
老木濕到腿軟
: Penetrating her blood-filled cunt was perfect
插入老木都是血的下體實在是爽吱吱呀！
: My mother now screaming:in delight
我老木因此爽到不斷淫叫
: Fucking her unwashed ass was even better
幹她沒洗的屁眼更是前所未有的美妙好滋味
: My mother still screaming:This time in agony
老木這次卻激烈慘叫我噴吃
: As I see her huge swinging tits
看著她搖晃的大奶頭
: My cock explodes,filling my mother's mouth
我射我老木的嘴滿滿的一發
: with a large protiom of thick tasty gum
都是我好吃又多又濃的芭樂汁呀噴噴
: Mother,I love you.
老木，我愛妳！
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※ 編輯: lovemusic 來自: 140.114.119.22 (05/13 17:23)
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