[翻譯]Dave Mustainem語錄集-下 (from Wikiquote)

[ForAllTid (i need some alcohol)]

(1)It's a very treacherous city. A lot of people are afraid of it and a lot of
people enjoy it. The ones who're afraid of it can't cope and the ones who
enjoy it get off on tension. I get off on the place but only for so long
cause I hate fuckin' walkin' and I don't like the cab drivers, the roads are
bumpy, the people... The bitches there are so tough, you score one of those
girls, take her to bed, you squirt, she hasn't come yet and you're dodgin'
punches because you came too fast..." -on visiting New York City

-關於紐約市

    這是一個很險惡的城市,許多人避之唯恐不及;同時又有許多人對它鍾情.
那些害怕它的人-因為他們應付不了城市中的忙碌的步調,喜愛紐約市的人,則是因為他們
就愛這種充滿張力的生活步調.我很享受這裏,但是僅僅到此為止了,因為我恨透不停的
走路,以及街上的計程車司機,路有夠不平的, 這兒的人. @#%*^. 這裡的女生也很棘手,
你把到一個妹,帶回去上床,你射了,問題是她根本還沒達到高潮,然後你試著躲避她的攻擊
,承認自己是個快槍俠的事實.

(2)I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the
size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo
for an hour.

    我喜歡爵士樂,但是我永遠不會演奏它.想像你坐在那裡,捧著一把大概像雪佛蘭
那麼大的琴在胸前,頂著一個可笑的帽子,持續一個小時一直彈一樣的solo.

(3)I think that Britney has blown more things than the gearbox on her Ferrari
lately and Christina is living proof that you can polish a turd.

我認為布蘭妮所搞砸的事物,多勝過最近她的法拉利愛車;而克莉絲汀則是證明了就算是
一坨大便,經過裝扮之後也能搬上檯面.

(4)If you've never had them, it feels like getting a porcupine pulled backwards
through your dick" (On Kidney stones)

-關於腎結石

    如果你不曾得過,感覺像是有一隻豪豬在你的老二裡倒車.

(5)I'm a fighter. I don't quit. I'm probably going to record when I'm dead
"Live from his coffin" - on the nerve injury to his arm that brought his career
to a temporary halt

-當手臂神經受傷必須停止音樂生涯

    我是個鬥士.我不會逃跑.即便是我要踏入棺材了,我可能還會再出一張專輯-"葬禮
現場專輯".

(6)"[Being a drug addict] is like making love to a gorilla, you don't stop 'till
the gorilla is done..." - from VH1's Behind the Music: Megadeth

-關於毒癮

    這就像與大猩猩作愛,你不敢開口拒絕,直到他滿意結束為止...

(7)I'm there thinking, 'First off, I'm married, and second of all, even if you
were hot, it wouldn't happen. You've obviously got no mirrors in your house
if you think you can just walk up to somebody and say, 'Sign my [breasts]."

    我不禁思索著:"第一,我已經結婚了;第二,就算是你很辣,但是我依然不會.
閣下家中想必沒有任何鏡子吧,假若你認為你可以恣意走過來,對著不認識的人說:簽在我的
胸部上.

(8)I met Lars through an ad in Recycler, a local classified ads newspaper, the
ad read 'Looking for a guitar player influenced by Motorhead and Iron
Maiden'. I called the ad and told him some of the bands I liked, and I
mentioned Budgie, and Lars said, 'Fuck man, you like Budgie!' (mimicking
Lars' Danish accent). So I went to his house and sat in his bedroom and we
smoked a little pot next to a huge stack of Danish pornography and licorice,
and I thought 'This is interesting for a teenager to have this much Danish
porno', but I didn't ask any questions. And then I remembered Lars
introducing James to me as their singer, and I looked at James and thought
'Aren't front-men supposed to be sexy?'" -on joining Metallica

    我透過鎮上一家小報的分類廣告而搭上Lars.廣告上頭寫著:尋找一名受Motorhead與
Iron Maiden影響的吉他手.我打電話過去,告訴他我喜歡哪些樂隊,我提到我喜歡Budgie,
Lars就說:靠! 你也喜歡Budgie喔(模仿他的丹麥鼻音).所以我就去了一趟他家,坐在他
房裡,我們點了些大麻來抽,我望著他壯觀的丹麥色情片收集,心想:就算當時我們都正處於
旺盛的青春期,但是他弄到這麼多的A片未免也太強了吧,不過我沒繼續問下去.
我還記得後來Lars介紹James給我;Lars告訴我說,這是他們的主唱.我瞄了一眼James,心中
只有一個疑問:主唱不是應該都長得很吸引人才對嗎???

(9)Lars himself has baited me by saying he wishes I would be more experimental.
Now, does he mean experimental as in kissing and frenching my lead guitar
player or my drummer? Is he talking about painting my nails, wearing makeup
and cutting off all my hair? I don't know..."

    Lars不斷慫恿我,告訴我說,他希望我可以變得更"實驗性"一點.
現在呢? 難道他所謂"實驗性"指的是試圖親吻主奏吉他手或是鼓手嗎?
或是想要我塗指甲油,化妝,並且把我的長髮剪掉?! 天曉得...

(10)I guess I don't have a problem with him. I mean, if I saw him drowning, I'd
pull him out...after he went under a couple times."-on Kirk Hammett

-關於Kirk Hammett

    我猜我並不真的討厭Kirk吧. 我是說,假如我看到他溺水了,我會拉他上岸的
,不過先等他在水中載沉載浮一陣子之後再說~


(11)I'm over it now, and I can see how hard he tries to do what he does.
I mean I think he makes good use of what talent he has." -on Hammett

-關於Kirk

    我已經看開了,同時我也可以理解Kirk是多麼努力的想要辦到他能達到的.
我指的是說:他已經盡力表現出他所擁有的天賦了

推 cymbal:壯觀的丹麥色情片收集
推 dtrock:壯觀的丹麥色情片收集
推 lordlpg:XD 第二點超中肯
推 Gotthard:觀的丹麥色情片收集   跟酷斯拉打砲?這得問問松井夫人~
推 rockheart:kirk被吐糟到爆！
推 Fenixbroken:關於長相部份，我是覺得James比他帥多了
→ ForAllTid:感謝酷飛大來函~~    大家可以順便幫偶看看哪裡不順
→ ForAllTid:小弟一向不求甚解(毆)
→ ForAllTid:以下開放討論誰比較帥 :~~~
推 windgodvocx1:10.可以把最後一句放在倒數第二句前XD
推 bachi95:哈哈哈哈哈 真的是妙語如珠
推 MotleyCrue:私心覺得Kirk年輕時是最帥的.....
推 a782212000:主唱不是應該都長得很吸引人才對嗎?<--這句夠靠杯XD
→ szuta:James青少年時期長得是頗怪的...
推 Ning01:講話真的很靠盃...XD
推 psyclone:這段數根本是有吉大師的幾萬倍!!!
推 Dunkelheit:有吉轉型前反而比較好笑的說...
推 JERK7215:真的很機掰XD
推 qwertyhg999:主唱不是應該都長得很吸引人才對嗎???
※ 編輯: ForAllTid       來自: 218.167.198.61       (11/24 00:04)
推 SRFKOFDDR:他能搞到這麼多的色情片也真是太強了
推 tony160079:果然是金屬業界的嘴砲大師!
※ 編輯: ForAllTid       來自: 140.112.115.224      (11/24 21:46)
※ 編輯: ForAllTid       來自: 218.167.191.193      (11/24 22:35)
推 EDGE:        Dave一定受過專業的諷刺訓練..