推 rockteddy:這超好笑的沒人推XD 10/02 21:50
推 pubmetal:看某@@ 10/03 02:16
推 livingend:1977的梗看不懂 10/03 08:03
推 Bluetank:+1，1977誰能解說一下，其他都超好笑 XD 10/03 12:13
原文在此
http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=1491
有些還不錯笑 有些挺中肯 很多很靠北的 囧
其他不只Nu團這樣
貼幾個上來 詳細101個請看原文
19. …put their hands in the air…
23 Your second album must be weaker than the first one.
69. Make sure that when it comes out, it doesn't sound as heavy as you
said it would be.
29. Say you hate Limp Bizkit, then contradict your statement by
sticking up for bands like Taproot, Drowning Pool, and Primer 55.
36. Your pants must be three times larger than your original waist length.
41. Always give credit to Korn and say they brought back “metal” from
the dead.
47. Always make sure that you delay your album release. If it’s scheduled
for June 5, move it to July 7. Do this at least twice per album.
55. During live shows, make sure that you dive to the crowd and ask
them to return you back.
56. Your pants must be low-waist, and must show your boxers underneath
when you lift your shirt.
66. Wear facepaints or masks, and when someone labels you a Slipknot
rip-off say that you existed as early as 1977.
87. When someone points out the similarities of your music with another
band which rose to popularity just recently, pretend that
you've never heard of them before.
72. If you intend to copy someone else's sound — don't use any form of
profanity whatsoever when writing song lyrics,
so the attention of the critiques will be focused on the lyrical
content instead of your music. For more information,
ask Linkin Park because they are considered the “masters” of this art.
Linkin Park 表示：躺著也中槍...tt.cc)
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