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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: daleleu (--以上為智障名單--) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 不吃就不吃 時間: Wed Apr 4 21:40:12 2007 今天中午, 翹班參加了rubiks版的版聚, 結束後, 準備回公司上班, 肚子很餓, 就外帶了一份三號餐, 店員貼心的幫我裝成兩袋, 可樂一袋, 雞塊薯條一袋, 我就拎著兩著紙袋, 開心的去牽我的銀絲捲號(機車名) 大家都知道, 公館麥當勞前面總是找不到停車位, 所以我的車是硬擠停進去的, 要牽出來也是很困難, 手上提著3號餐實在沒辦法把車牽出來, 所以, 我把3號餐放在地上, 努力的把我的愛車直直的拖出來, 費了一番功夫, 車出來了, 我就順手轉個龍頭, 再將車子反覆的前後移動 把車推向路邊, daleleu(默想) : "幹, 今天怎麼感覺車子推不動....?" 戴上安全帽, 我在腳邊看到了一個咖啡色的紙袋.. .... .. 原來, 推不動的原因, 是我來回碾了我了三號餐好幾次. 我拿起紙袋, 打開來看, 然後, 在新生南路上呆站了5分鐘, 因為, 我看到六塊雞被壓成雞肉薄片, 薯條被壓成麵線糊, 糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是, 所以, 我呆站著考慮要吹著冷風當場吃完, or 拿回公司一邊被同事笑一邊吃. 最後 我股起勇氣拿回公司, 躲在角落默默的吃, 一邊吃一邊笑, daleleu(心想) : "這大概是今天最白癡的事了吧" 吃完後, 丟完垃圾, 突然想起, "阿我的可樂哩?" ya~ 我的另一袋可樂 還放在新生南路的柏油路上, 沒拿回來. 各位版友有經過的話, 幫我留意一下, 如果還在, 就請看到的笨版版友喝吧. >_< daleleu -- http://daleleu.spaces.live.com/photos/ 你看不見我...你看不見我.... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.124.96.72 ※ 編輯: daleleu 來自: 122.124.96.72 (04/04 21:41)
waltervic:街友:我不是笨版鄉民也可以喝嗎?課以嗎?課以嗎? 04/04 21:41
mammy76:來~乾拉!!順拉!! 04/04 21:43
smile234414:哈哈哈 我快笑死了!! (狂拍桌子ing) XDDDD 04/04 21:43
shengkao:我的嘴角... 04/04 21:44
smile234414:糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是,<=形容的好傳神阿XDD 04/04 21:45
patana:XDDD 你不會在吃的時候感覺口渴嗎XD?今天最笨非你莫屬XDDD 04/04 21:45
landing:XDDDD 好可憐 04/04 21:48
abian:XDDDD 雞肉餅 04/04 21:49
wolfwolf: 糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是 04/04 21:49
bmw3633:我一個人吃了一份B餐(六塊雞桶).... 04/04 21:49
rainight2:一百分 04/04 21:51
ispy03532003:八樓的 再沾點片包粉去炸就變無骨雞排了 04/04 21:58
rogerwu:XDDDD 形容得真是太好笑了 04/04 22:00
andyit:XDDDDDD我笑了^^ 04/04 22:00
lovezzz:阿呆… 04/04 22:00
ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:02
pienso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:04
mepass:形容的太好了XDDDD 04/04 22:06
boltsky:XD 04/04 22:11
x941i6c04:小仙女的愛心嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:17
genusbee:XD~~你會不會太可憐~~ 04/04 22:19
johnsonk:XDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:19
GPJ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD今天正好吃麥當勞的我…給你同情卡 04/04 22:18
Yoshiki320:我也洨了...哈哈哈 04/04 22:22
ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:24
haua:有囧到 04/04 22:24
steves94vm3:XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:27
LonelyLove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:43
poikg:XDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:45
ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:48
flylone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我忍不住爽朗的大笑了 04/04 22:51
pudding820:薄皮嫩雞好吃嗎 04/04 22:54
looher:XDDDDDDDDDD 好笑,好笑到了極點阿~~~ 04/04 23:00
daleleu:心酸血淚史, 我也不知道為什麼po出來會變這麼搞笑 04/04 23:03
Erahhcram:超優的...敘事方式好 也有差吧... 有股淡淡的哀愁啊... 04/04 23:05
aquawish:街友:感謝同學的宵夜.....................( ′▽`)-o█ 04/04 23:12
daisukeniwa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:13
Erahhcram:糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是 ← 讓他變新版標吧~ 04/04 23:15
EuniceYu:看到糖醋醬那行就不小心笑了 04/04 23:15
theoneejun:超爆笑的笨!! I 服了 U !! XD 04/04 23:20
dustin:噴屎?? 妳他媽騙鬼啊XDDD 04/04 23:27
freeman64:還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD 04/04 23:26
Erahhcram:因為那個顏色吧... 還有外力的擠壓... 想想 真的很像拉 04/04 23:37
zorofans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:41
becarrie:今天也吃麥當當 同情+一票 04/04 23:43
duck761211:還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD 04/04 23:43
dira:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:45
catvivi:推~~挖哈哈哈哈哈~ 04/04 23:50
pureshore:XD 04/04 23:50
evevev04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:54
timeflies:XDD 04/04 23:56
aaabboy:XDDD 04/05 00:00
xdDeath:XDDDDDD 04/05 00:00
lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 00:07
quietcat:推還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD 04/05 00:22
elmush:麵線糊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 00:26
caterpei:[震怒]牽機車時弄翻後方可樂,被警察伯伯留下來清理 04/05 01:00
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:06
dmit:XDDD 04/05 01:10
angel6502:狂笑不已啊~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:13
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:23
EmanuelLaw:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 04/05 01:23
demonmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:27
peer4321:囧rz...可是還是想笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:29
yuebing:~"~好可憐 04/05 02:11
abay:XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 02:24
zarld:XDDD 04/05 02:40
starredi:推麻糬XD 04/05 03:27
granx:真的有笨到... 04/05 03:40
ligar: 你會被麥當勞之神懲罰 o .o 04/05 05:08
ridnol:也想推麻糬XD 04/05 08:58
nevr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 09:44
chelseamiyu:這個好笑!! 04/05 11:11
ohmygodbaby:哈哈哈....我狂笑了一分鐘!!!!! 04/05 11:50
ohmygodbaby:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/05 11:51
BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDD 04/05 11:54
cba011079:XDD...這是所謂的現世報嗎...Y 04/05 11:57
kuo99:好喝 04/05 13:51
dream3306:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 13:54
milugubear:哈哈~我笑了!好北七歐來回碾六塊雞....我牽車一定不會꜠ 04/05 14:57
ailesMia:為什麼我的笑點是在可樂|| 04/05 15:02
sandon:XXXD雞肉餅好吃嗎 04/05 16:39
marucojohn:超好笑 04/05 17:03
ORB941:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 04/05 19:54
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 20:38
goodguyice:其實妳是在吃早餐的薯餅吧= =+ 04/05 21:32
xli:輾三次哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 00:21
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 00:50
chh0213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑媽啊~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/06 01:19
KATORU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 01:48
chh0213:借轉至網誌,跟我ID同 04/06 01:57
candycatwen:看到"放到地下 牽機車出來"時就有感覺三號餐會報銷XDD 04/06 02:58
adar911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 05:48
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 12:15
erhucat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 14:57
fabinne:你好可憐 04/06 16:56
ichigo0430:XDDD 04/06 20:53
panhoho:哈哈哈 04/07 15:20
zhou:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 19:29
xinyuxiao:原來那杯是你的 !!!!!!(大悟) 04/08 01:53
hate56:濃縮雞肉餅應該不錯吧? 04/08 10:03
iiIceMan:... 04/08 16:44
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piliho:好迅速阿XD 04/08 19:22
aaabboy:XD 04/08 19:23
Richarlin:呵呵~ 04/08 19:23
pineapple123:很好笑 04/08 22:10