=================== 企三Ａ狂想曲Part(14) ================
=================== 一夜情的深情告白(上集) ================
嚴重聲明：以下劇情乃由真實故事改編
惟劇中主角稍作更改
如有雷同,純屬巧合
2000/1/14蕭友華在晚上11點多時跟沈子驊講電話，約明天去打球，以及集合時間
、地點，最後決定約隔天早上7:45在師大球場旁的7-11集合。之後沒多久，蕭友華
就上網晃晃了，晃了一段時間之後，實在太無聊，就決定去用一用BBS，一個不常
用BBS的蕭友華，難得上PTT逛逛，也順便想找人聊聊天，於是他進了使用者名單，
而在所有名單中，發現了一個人，他的ID是smallsmart，這實在太明顯了，原本打
算跟他聊一下的蕭友華(ID：eighthappy)，而在聊之前，突然靈機一動，決定耍他
，假扮一個女的跟他聊天......之後越聊越誇張，最後竟然跟他要求一夜情......
以下是當天晚上談話的實況內容............
P.S. To smallsmart 是蕭友華發訊息給葉孟昌
★ smallsmart 是葉孟昌發訊息給蕭友華
To smallsmart: hi i am a girl [01/15/00 00:58:50]
To smallsmart: 喂~~~~~~who r you........r u a boy? [01/15/00 01:01:58]
★ smallsmart yeah...... [01/15/00 01:02:14]
★ smallsmart 你是誰阿....... [01/15/00 01:02:30]
To smallsmart: 啥學校阿？ [01/15/00 01:02:36]
★ smallsmart 東吳阿...... [01/15/00 01:02:47]
To smallsmart: 一個女生 高中？ [01/15/00 01:03:12]
★ smallsmart 啥.....我是男ㄉ啦....東吳大學ㄉ...... [01/15/00 01:03:40]
To smallsmart: 有無gf? [01/15/00 01:04:09]
To smallsmart: 有無gf阿？ [01/15/00 01:07:44]
----->(葉孟昌竟然會不回話，難得喔...)
★ smallsmart 呵呵....有阿..... [01/15/00 01:07:54]
----->(葉孟昌說謊.......^_^)
To smallsmart: oh~~~~~~~~我以為我可以............. [01/15/00 01:08:33]
★ smallsmart 妳可以怎樣阿....... [01/15/00 01:08:48]
★ smallsmart 哈哈...男朋友不是這樣找ㄉ啦....妳我素不相識.... [01/15/00 01:091]
To smallsmart: 認識一個bf..........我失戀 [01/15/00 01:09:33]
★ smallsmart 嗯...別太傷心ㄌ....這種事...妳就當人生必經之路好ㄌ...... [01/15/
00 01:11:09]
To smallsmart: but.........i need one [01/15/00 01:11:49]
★ smallsmart 嗯.....那妳為什麼找我ㄌㄟ..... [01/15/00 01:12:16]
To smallsmart: 隨機阿 [01/15/00 01:12:41]
★ smallsmart 喔....還真抬舉我ㄌ說.....呵呵...害我心頭小鹿亂撞ㄌ一下....ㄏ...
[01/15/00 01:13:40]
----->(這什麼話呀)
To smallsmart: 喔？我還有機會嗎？ [01/15/00 01:14:18]
★ smallsmart 呵呵....妳別這麼想....妳為什麼這麼想交阿.... [01/15/00 01:14:57]
★ smallsmart 妳不怕被騙...... [01/15/00 01:15:12]
★ smallsmart 不怕遇到壞人嗎???? [01/15/00 01:15:37]
To smallsmart: 我要一夜情 [01/15/00 01:15:39]
★ smallsmart 這.....我....這...... [01/15/00 01:15:57]
To smallsmart: 我第一次被甩 [01/15/00 01:16:11]
★ smallsmart 妳可真直接....... [01/15/00 01:16:11]
★ smallsmart 哎呀...妳別自暴自棄阿....... [01/15/00 01:16:35]
To smallsmart: 我長的還不錯，但 [01/15/00 01:16:57]
★ smallsmart 妳還有很多事可以做ㄉ說...... [01/15/00 01:17:10]
To smallsmart: 被甩不甘心 [01/15/00 01:17:32]
To smallsmart: i need some one to............. [01/15/00 01:17:51]
★ smallsmart 我覺得妳會後悔ㄉ......... [01/15/00 01:17:56]
To smallsmart: with u? [01/15/00 01:18:05]
★ smallsmart 哎....他騙ㄌ妳嗎....... [01/15/00 01:18:13]
To smallsmart: 是阿........妳不會吧？ [01/15/00 01:18:43]
★ smallsmart 不是啦.....我是說....尋找ons這件事...... [01/15/00 01:18:48]
★ smallsmart 我....我幹麻騙妳....... [01/15/00 01:19:15]
To smallsmart: 妳可以滿足我嗎？ [01/15/00 01:19:34]
To smallsmart: 喔..........i need u [01/15/00 01:19:54]
★ smallsmart 妳知道....男人對這種事ㄉ抗拒能力很差ㄉ...... [01/15/00 01:19:54]
----->(的確..hahaha)
★ smallsmart 雖然他知道這是不對ㄉ事....... [01/15/00 01:20:18]
To smallsmart: 妳呢？ [01/15/00 01:20:18]
To smallsmart: 我要妳 [01/15/00 01:20:39]
★ smallsmart 我....我不可以做....... [01/15/00 01:20:42]
To smallsmart: why..........?怕我？ [01/15/00 01:20:59]
★ smallsmart 我覺得我對妳已經有責任ㄌ..... [01/15/00 01:21:06]
To smallsmart: 啥責任？ [01/15/00 01:21:24]
★ smallsmart 我要...把妳...勸回來...... [01/15/00 01:21:25]
★ smallsmart 誰教妳遇到ㄌ我...... [01/15/00 01:21:39]
----->(葉孟昌在自以為神聖囉.....)
To smallsmart: no........妳只要陪我一晚 [01/15/00 01:22:01]
★ smallsmart 嗯.....一晚聊天可以阿...... [01/15/00 01:22:23]
To smallsmart: 擬為啥不敢？ [01/15/00 01:22:24]
To smallsmart: 我是處女 [01/15/00 01:22:53]
★ smallsmart 我知道....做ㄌ之後一定會後悔....妳一定也會...... [01/15/00 01:23
:02]
To smallsmart: 妳怕什麼？ [01/15/00 01:23:18]
★ smallsmart 哎....說真ㄉ....我沒什麼好怕ㄉ.... [01/15/00 01:23:47]
To smallsmart: ok...........我只好找別人 [01/15/00 01:23:56]
★ smallsmart 嘿....不要...... [01/15/00 01:24:19]
To smallsmart: 那就一夜情 [01/15/00 01:24:30]
★ smallsmart 那....好吧....妳說detail [01/15/00 01:25:02]
----->(唉，葉孟昌呀，色鬼一個......)
To smallsmart: 我明天一早在師大校門.........妳方便陪我嗎？ [01/15/00 01:26:11]
★ smallsmart 這....多早阿...... [01/15/00 01:26:33]
To smallsmart: 7:00 [01/15/00 01:27:05]
★ smallsmart what???.....太...太早ㄌ吧..... [01/15/00 01:27:28]
To smallsmart: 7:45 [01/15/00 01:27:33]
----->(這好像是蕭友華打球時間.......hahaha)
To smallsmart: can u ? [01/15/00 01:27:56]
★ smallsmart 呵呵.... [01/15/00 01:28:04]
★ smallsmart 妳很急阿...... [01/15/00 01:28:20]
★ smallsmart 妳真的要考慮好阿...... [01/15/00 01:28:38]
To smallsmart: 約會一天 [01/15/00 01:28:41]
To smallsmart: ok.........我考慮了 [01/15/00 01:29:07]
★ smallsmart 嗯....算我陪妳好ㄌ...... [01/15/00 01:29:20]
★ smallsmart 交ㄍ朋友..... [01/15/00 01:29:37]
To smallsmart: 我要一夜情ok? [01/15/00 01:29:41]
★ smallsmart 嗯....見面再談啦....可是..... [01/15/00 01:30:10]
★ smallsmart 我想....再晚一點...... [01/15/00 01:30:28]
To smallsmart: 怎樣？ [01/15/00 01:30:35]
To smallsmart: 時間？ [01/15/00 01:30:50]
★ smallsmart 嗯...... [01/15/00 01:30:56]
★ smallsmart 8 9 點如何...... [01/15/00 01:31:11]
To smallsmart: 不行 [01/15/00 01:31:13]
★ smallsmart ㄝ.....好吧....... [01/15/00 01:31:28]
To smallsmart: 我爸嗎啦 [01/15/00 01:31:42]
★ smallsmart 為什麼 [01/15/00 01:31:50]
To smallsmart: 怎麼認妳？ [01/15/00 01:32:06]
To smallsmart: 他們起床阿 [01/15/00 01:32:27]
----->(哇咧....這什麼理由呀)
★ smallsmart 歐....... [01/15/00 01:32:35]
★ smallsmart 哎.....妳幾歲阿...... [01/15/00 01:34:04]
To smallsmart: 18........and u ?......剛剛怎麼了？ [01/15/00 01:34:53]
★ smallsmart 斷線...sorry....我19 [01/15/00 01:35:16]
To smallsmart: 怎麼認妳？ [01/15/00 01:35:49]
To smallsmart: 不過你準備套.......... [01/15/00 01:36:23]
★ smallsmart 我阿......穿短褲好ㄌ........ [01/15/00 01:36:34]
To smallsmart: 衣服顏色？ [01/15/00 01:37:02]
★ smallsmart 妳ㄌㄟ....我怎麼認妳....... [01/15/00 01:37:12]
★ smallsmart 嗯....灰色好ㄌ....... [01/15/00 01:37:43]
To smallsmart: 妳有套套嗎？ [01/15/00 01:38:08]
★ smallsmart 反正我穿ㄉ像出去打球ㄉ啦....... [01/15/00 01:38:15]
★ smallsmart 那再說啦...... [01/15/00 01:38:30]
----->(真的不會帶套套嗎？)
To smallsmart: 為什麼？ [01/15/00 01:38:38]
To smallsmart: 我一夜情 [01/15/00 01:39:04]
★ smallsmart 嗯...妳真的有下定決心嗎??? [01/15/00 01:39:07]
★ smallsmart OKOK....我準備就是..... [01/15/00 01:39:23]
----->(hahahaha.....受不了了)
To smallsmart: yes.............我考慮了很久 [01/15/00 01:39:46]
★ smallsmart 哎....有這麼大ㄉ打擊嗎 [01/15/00 01:40:13]
To smallsmart: 妳會跟你女朋友講？ [01/15/00 01:40:22]
To smallsmart: 我決定了 [01/15/00 01:40:40]
★ smallsmart 妳...很恨他囉.... [01/15/00 01:41:10]
To smallsmart: 只是想刺激自己 [01/15/00 01:41:33]
★ smallsmart WHY??不能用其他方法?? [01/15/00 01:42:02]
★ smallsmart 妳讀那阿..... [01/15/00 01:42:16]
To smallsmart: but.........i won't 後悔 [01/15/00 01:42:16]
To smallsmart: 淡江 [01/15/00 01:43:15]
----->(蕭友華在亂掰........)
★ smallsmart 嘿....妳故男友讀哪...... [01/15/00 01:43:51]
To smallsmart: 妳會不會跟我一夜情？ [01/15/00 01:43:52]
To smallsmart: 一樣 [01/15/00 01:44:02]
----->(不要污衊淡江呀)
★ smallsmart 我不卻定阿........ [01/15/00 01:44:21]
★ smallsmart 我是很想幫妳...... [01/15/00 01:44:37]
To smallsmart: 到底會不會阿？ [01/15/00 01:44:45]
★ smallsmart 妳知道男人很賤ㄉ...... [01/15/00 01:45:01]
To smallsmart: 幫我就不要拒絕 [01/15/00 01:45:16]
To smallsmart: 妳呢？ [01/15/00 01:45:26]
★ smallsmart 我明天會去ㄉ....... [01/15/00 01:45:34]
To smallsmart: good....... [01/15/00 01:45:49]
★ smallsmart 我....東吳阿..... [01/15/00 01:45:58]
To smallsmart: 7:45 [01/15/00 01:46:04]
★ smallsmart OK...... [01/15/00 01:46:18]
To smallsmart: 我問妳 [01/15/00 01:46:25]
★ smallsmart 問吧...... [01/15/00 01:46:46]
To smallsmart: 只是想刺激自己 [01/15/00 01:47:14]
★ smallsmart 嗯....這是問題嗎?? [01/15/00 01:47:40]
To smallsmart: yes [01/15/00 01:47:53]
To smallsmart: 帶套套 [01/15/00 01:48:19]
★ smallsmart 我只想說...GET RIGHT.... [01/15/00 01:48:33]
★ smallsmart 做對ㄉ事情....... [01/15/00 01:49:01]
To smallsmart: ok........be ready [01/15/00 01:49:23]
★ smallsmart 嗯...想想...我跟妳同年阿...... [01/15/00 01:49:30]
To smallsmart: so what? [01/15/00 01:49:42]
★ smallsmart 沒有啦...禿然想到...... [01/15/00 01:50:14]
To smallsmart: 我要走了see u tomorrow [01/15/00 01:50:24]
★ smallsmart 881......GET RIGHT....I REALLY HOPE..... [01/15/00 01:50:55]
To smallsmart: 記得帶套套 [01/15/00 01:51:04]
★ smallsmart 886 [01/15/00 01:51:18]
To smallsmart: ok.....will u bring it? [01/15/00 01:51:41]
★ smallsmart 嗯...妳別擔心...... [01/15/00 01:52:11]
----->(說半天，還不是會帶..hahaha)
To smallsmart: 7:45見 [01/15/00 01:52:26]
★ smallsmart 886 [01/15/00 01:52:31]
這是當天晚上的對話...........................
2000/1/15 AM 7:45 師大大門
早上還不到7:45，沈子驊就在一家看得到師大大門的早餐店吃早餐，差不多7:45時，
看到一個長的很像葉孟昌的人，機車停著，坐在機車上等著，只是葉孟昌的車是白色
的，但沈子驊看到的是紅色的，因此還不確定。後來大約7:55，蕭友華還沒來，而沈
子驊看到那個可能是葉孟昌的人，騎著機車走掉了。之後沒多久，蕭友華遲到，他們
再一起去打球。待續......
事後....又會發生什麼精采爆笑的過程與結局呢?
敬請期待，企三A狂想曲......Part(14) <下>
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