傳說中的七頁VOGUE大專訪---第一頁

[chj920 (熱血網球)]

趁我佛心還在的時候來翻一頁小試身手(看看有多長)
這次我非常聰明的知道要邊翻邊PO賺P幣
哪天咱家NOLE在無數贏球後
我心情大好的時候可以發XDDD

==============================我是佛心來著的分界線===========================

Men's tennis has been frozen at the top for years. Coming into 2008,
13 of the last 14 Grand Slam tournaments had been won either by Roger Federer
or Rafael Nadal. Federer, the most dominant player in the history of the game,
had appeared in 10 straight Grand Slam finals. That's like the Yankees
appearing in 10 straight World Series — but only if Major League Baseball
had 128 teams and every game were an elimination round. Federer has been the
world's number one player every week for more than four years; Nadal, who
rules the red clay with his colossal left arm, has been the number two for
almost three years. Each of these runs is unprecedented — and what's more,
nobody else has really been within shouting distance.

話說男子網球排名的頂端已經凍結了好幾年了....
從2008年算起過去14個大滿貫有13個不是被費大王不然就是被豆豆拿走.
費大王無疑主宰了近代網球場的歷史並且連續10個大滿貫賽事皆打到決賽,
就跟洋基一樣.
(就說我熱血網球不認識洋基齁...那個比喻我不會翻啦...請迷洋基的n大幫幫我好啦)
但除非這個棒球的傳奇紀錄裡有128隊並且每輪採單淘汰制才有辦法跟費大王這個難度相比
費大王已經排名世界第一超過四年的時間了...........

而可愛的豆豆呢...(可愛自己硬要加XDD)也用他那變態的左手臂主宰著紅土球場
所以佔據世界第二的位置也超過三年了!這些紀錄都可說是空前絕後的......

然後勒??難道真的沒有人能在這兩個夾縫中求生存嗎???

(好酷的開場白喔...可是有必要寫七頁嗎??你不知道你寫這麼好會有人要翻譯嗎??)


Until now. If you haven't yet made his acquaintance, allow me to introduce
Novak Djokovic. The name first registered with me a couple of years ago,
when I'd heard about him publicly declaring his intention to become the
world's top player. In the age of Federer, this was rank lese-majeste —
some trash-talking Serbian teenager who obviously didn't understand his place
in the universe. Then I saw Djokovic play. He was still raw, probably 18,
but his gifts were prodigious. He was fast, rangy, smart; an all-court player
with deep, heavy groundstrokes and a silky, unreadable serve. He even had
good court manners — that is, he didn't seem like a jerk.


直到現在......
如果你到現在還不知道這號人物 (那你就遜斃了!!..對不起我自己很順的想接這句)
讓我來介紹Novak Djokovic!! (鐺鐺鐺+打spotlight!!...翻譯兼配音兼道具真辛苦)

這名字第一次吸引我注意大概是在兩年前吧.........
當時我聽到他公然表示他希望自己能成為世界頂尖的網球選手.
(再提醒一次Nole說他六歲就這樣說了...是個小孩的願望不是自大..翻譯還愛解釋)

在費大王的時代,這是非常大不敬的話耶!
他就像一個愛亂講又不知天高地厚的塞爾維亞小夥子.然後我就看看他打得怎樣....
他當時還是個青澀..大概才18歲吧.....但天份卻很驚人.
他不但速度快,全面而且聰明;他是一個全面型打法的球員,底線抽球又重又深,
發球流暢並且深不可測.他甚至還有很好的"球場禮貌".
(故意很卡的翻出來證明我沒有造假XDD)
恩....所以他看起來似乎不是個只會癡人說夢的怪胎...

(翻到第二段已經開始默默的讚嘆這作者文筆怎麼可以這麼好阿!!!!無聊可看一下原文喔)


Djokovic's game then seemed to mature at an unnatural speed. He beat Nadal
 in Miami in early 2007, becoming the first teenager to win that tournament
since Andre Agassi in 1990. He made the semifinals at the 2007 French,
and did the same at Wimbledon, losing to Nadal each time. Then, in August,
he stormed through a glittering field in Montreal, defeating, in consecutive
matches, the number three, number two, and number one players in the world —
Andy Roddick, Nadal, and Federer. Djokovi? himself was soon the new
number three. He reached the finals at the U.S. Open, where he held seven
 set points against Federer, converted none, and lost. Notice had been served,
though. There was a new pretender to the throne.

Nole的比賽漸漸在不合理的速度中變得成熟...........
(阿剛剛不是誇人家快...所以這句是誇獎嗎?)

他在2007年初的邁阿密打敗了可愛的豆豆,(還是硬要加可愛...翻譯最大)
成為自1990年阿格西之後第一個贏得該項賽事的青少年.
他在07年的法網以及溫布頓都進到了準決賽並且兩次都是輸給紅綠通殺的豆豆.
                                                       (翻譯還是最大XDDD)
然後勒...到了八月他在蒙特婁更刮起了一陣炫風　(是大明星嗎??....翻譯兼遞墨鏡)　
他連續打敗了世界第三.可愛的世界第二然後是世界第一....
接下來Nole就自己跑到世界第三的位置坐下成為新任世界第三!

他在美網更打到了決賽,決賽對上費大王甚至還曾握有盤末點...結果一個都沒用到就輸了
(然後翻譯在電視機前面又罵了好幾句髒話...大概跟今年豆豆溫網決賽搶七一樣多．．)
儘管如此...這已經昭告了天下:又出現了一個王位顗覦者了!
(翻譯還要兼貼通告..是通緝嗎??我想先把他帶回家XDDD)


There was also a new court jester. Djokovic, whose English is good, had been
showing an unusual ease in the spotlight all year. He made Boris Becker blush
crimson when, after a tournament in California, he casually told a packed
stadium, "You know, when my mother was giving me the milk, I was watching Boris
winning the Wimbledon, and now he is giving me the trophy."
At the U.S. Open, seconds after a tough quarterfinal win, a dim-witted TV
interviewer asked Djokovic to do a couple of his imitations, already renowned
in tour locker rooms, of his fellow players. He reluctantly obliged, first
taking off Nadal — sprinting around the baseline, elaborately adjusting his
socks, then trying, even more elaborately, to get his crotch properly organized
inside imaginary tight clam-diggers. He then did his Maria Sharapova, and
managed to catch every bounce and hair-tuck tic of her pre-service routine, all
with his ass stuck out just so. It was pro-level mimicry. The video clips
became must-sees on YouTube, and New York fell hard for the big-hitting,
bristle-haired kid from Belgrade. Robert De Niro sat in Djokovic's player's
box for the Open finals. So did Sharapova.

而且我們也出現了一個新的球場諧星!
Nole不只英文好而且整年都在spotlight中表現得異常的輕鬆.
他在加州比賽後讓貝克先生不好意思的臉紅(是發生什麼事還是我翻錯@@)

他一派輕鬆的跟場邊眾人說:
"我看貝克贏溫布頓的時候我媽才在給我牛奶喝呢...現在他竟然把獎盤給我."

在美網八強艱困的贏得比賽後......
一個白目的電視專訪問要求他來個早已聞名球員休息室的模仿秀,他不太情願的照做了...
首先是可愛的豆豆---底線密封豆的底線奔跑狀,仔細的調整他的襪子.......
而且整個很故意的更仔細調整襪子XDD,最後就是拉翹臀豆才能穿的緊身褲...
                                    (不是摳屁屁喔...是拉褲檔XDDD).

然後他接著模仿莎美人,發球前跳幾下然後塞好每跟頭髮,最後就是翹屁屁啦...
這可是非常專業等級的模仿喔!這個影片在YouTube變成必看選項之一阿......
然後紐約開始為這個來自Belgrade有著著俐落短髮又超殺的小孩著迷.
(當時都20了哪是小孩阿??可惡耶!big-hitting又硬要翻成超殺XDDD
           話說fell hard是著迷嗎??還是我偏心自以為是這意思阿...這時校正的最大)

勞勃狄尼洛和莎美人都坐在他的選手包廂裡觀看他的決賽喔...
(感覺帶大明星都沒有純親友團好用耶....下次還是跟澳網一樣帶親友團就好...)


那個fell hard害我想很久導致我現在佛心用完了外加超睏的....還有六頁請待續吧...




※ 編輯: chj920          來自: 218.35.6.44          (07/20 03:03)
推 nicholasJCF:大家都搶著被我m文嗎XDDD 幹的好大家!!!!!!XDDDDD
推 establish:喂，該輪到納豆了<( ￣ㄧ￣)q▄︻═╤═─  \(￣□￣")/
推 Ally1213:推! 做事要有始有終喔 科科  我很有耐心的
→ chj920:是說我標題竟然沒有Nole的名字耶...怎麼改阿??(忽然忘了)
→ chj920:還有輪到豆豆是啥意思阿??豆豆一直在裡面串場阿XDDD
推 shak:看到第二段 我只能說 你也太愛演了吧 XDD (`▽′)@m
推 LonelyDream:哈~原PO戲分比豆豆和Djo還多~
→ chj920:我學雪克要當搶戲王(扭~~)
推 yittahung:哈哈哈  真的是搶戲搶翻了  搶了NOLE風采了啦你
推 nyyfederer:不能搶太多啦XDDD
推 yittahung:我誇海口說要他拿下多倫多之後翻 你不給我這次機會耶 :p
→ yittahung:那我發錢好了 XD
推 yittahung:喔 對了 豆豆前面都加可愛 那NOLE怎辦 不公平耶
→ chj920:篇報導超多對NOLE的形容詞沒關係啦~~~挖哈哈哈
推 wop875:推啦~  c大翻超快的  不過好想昨天沒有等到兩點XDD
→ wop875:編按好笑!!!   翻譯最大XD
※ 編輯: chj920          來自: 218.35.6.44          (07/21 14:59)