※ [本文轉錄自 Fari 信箱]
作者: Fari.bbs@BirdNest.infoX.Net
標題: CONDOM SALESMAN
時間: Mon Sep 6 21:26:08 1999
作者: someone (猜猜我是誰 ? ^o^) 看板: Anonymous
標題: CONDOM SALESMAN
時間: Mon Sep 6 21:11:33 1999
The complaint
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a
local train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started
asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"
The man, looking angrier than before, replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father. I am just a condom salesman
and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."
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灰姑娘本質就是寒酸，不管仙女給他的變身再怎麼華麗，
午夜十二點的鐘聲一定會響，灰姑娘還是得面對寒酸。
睡美人不會永遠沈睡；野獸總有變回王子的一天。
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