[閒聊] 真的要娶我嗎

[SadRoon (有人想看二輪片嗎g)]

跟當兵的男友熱線對話

我:(撒嬌)寶貝...你退伍以後第一件事要做什麼啊?

他:(一貫的沉思)嗯...我.....我要娶你

我:(大驚!)真的嗎?(故作鎮定....)

他:(冷靜低沉的聲音)對啊..我要取你..

他:我要取你狗命

我:=.=神經病~掛電話

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推 shosuke:糟糕我笑了XD
推 lynlin:XD
推 superlubu:看來當兵真的蠻無聊的啊 XD
推 elenalee:XDDD
推 phinphins:這....還滿欠打的XD
推 trumpetcathy:....我笑了  好可愛的男朋友喔
推 patpat:超好笑
推 windai:XDDDDDD
推 ssshcheer:好笑~
推 olaw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 strangerlin:超好笑...
推 gingling:XDDDDDD
推 tpaobj:我笑了
推 cute1122:蠻好笑的~~推一個
推 cokewen:XDDDD
推 jcshie:XDDDDDDDDD
推 molukino:哈哈哈
→ calase:XD...
推 VagrantK:看來當兵壓力很大...
→ hardlove:XDDDDD
推 beetle316:XD
推 XDGC:神經病~掛電話
推 ltmqw:你為什麼代替你爹？
推 cosy:因為那晚我爹代替我....
推 Magnoliaceae:XD XD
推 clocks:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 clairemao:很欠扁 可是超好笑 阿兵哥可能生活無趣找樂趣
推 pollow:好甜蜜的對話呀~~>//////////<...
推 PopJohnny:你們才知道當兵壓力有多大...
推 bigterry:XDD
推 filly0319:XDDD
推 ivy1108:妳聽到他說要取你的時候，是開心還是嚇死阿？
推 xcop:大家都忘了.....這是炫耀文...><
推 ROCAF:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 zbr:我女朋友說為什麼要取他狗命…
推 bigbear1035:神經病(關電視)
推 parcae:我推推XDD
推 lightman:XDDD
推 ibanezx:XDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
推 delphinn:推壓力太大...
推 Basty:好好笑:D
推 gogoyamaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 SARU:有好笑到...XD
推 annycoco:XDDDDDDDDD
→ pomyopnion:女友的狗:不要殺我啊Q_Q
推 Grosjean:哈~
推 pobm:XD
推 oops66:XDDDDDDD我大笑了XD
推 missbaby:XD
推 lzhhilly:XD XDD XDDD XDDDD XDDDDD XDDDDDD XDDDDDDD
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推 LPuppy:推
推 Milicic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 born2be:原PO是段正淳
推 waimcat:哈
推 Ciline:神經病~掛電話
推 roberten:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 didimax:XDDDDDD
推 picachuu:XDDDDDD
推 foreverspeed:XD
→ polyflex:段正淳   納命來
推 IIQQgirl:有.......兵變的味道......
推 sunnydoby:XD
推 oldghost:兵變是指男友跟同梯的跑了...嗎？
推 AriaYang:XDDDDD笑死我的狗命了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 knnp:XD
推 Slate:有好笑到 哈哈
→ Zorina:當兵壓力真的十分大啊...神經病
推 York:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 secretworld:哇哈哈(搥桌大笑)
推 Estrelita:XD
推 trewqasdfg:XD
推 penguinko:XD
推 Armour:XDDDDDDDDDd
推 shiangyin:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 starlone:當兵會出現這種暴力嗎= =a
推 playoneLa:真的很好笑
推 lateas:......XD
推 moonycat1:XDXDXD
推 MrAho:XD...
推 Desney:XD
推 anna9320:哈哈哈
推 coc:夠白爛 好笑...
推 dog2000: 病~掛電話
推 pizza627:好好笑啊!XD
推 kellychi:呵呵呵呵...^^
推 WineCheese:太好笑了XDDDD
推 Christ8799:XDDDD
推 freezeorange:哈哈!!好笑!!!
推 g41u04:不知道為什麼.....很好笑...
推 larle:推推
推 jc1008:有幽默到~~
推 zhou:我要取你狗命
推 karon:就是沒人說他是炫燿文也~~你成功了!!!!^^
推 lumberer:居然沒人說是炫燿文..Or2 不過還滿妙的XD
推 MissWang:XDDDDDD
推 gnie:XDDD XDDDD XDDDDD XDDDDDD
推 sakonqueen:推段正淳   納命來
推 lopack:差五篇爆
→ lopack:差四篇爆
→ lopack:差三篇爆
→ lopack:推太快  所以還是五篇爆  不推了....
推 clevergirl:差6篇爆
→ clevergirl:算錯忘記扣掉我  差四篇
推 tobecontinue:我笑了~~~~~哇哈哈哈
推 lbill:哈哈
推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ HornyDragon:啊啊啊  要到了要到了!!!!!!!
推 HornyDragon:要到了要到了要到了要到了要到了要到了
推 lense:爆
推 fr373969:爆
→ fr373969:耶，推到了
推 justPe:哈哈哈哈哈哈
推 miniany:好笑
推 iorilin:有點欠打 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Bulabow:幹！！我笑了！
推 caitlin77:推  前面的推文「因為我爹代替我...」 笑翻XD
推 msa8529:妳男友罵妳是狗.....
推 myEF:XD
推 guilehsu:男友現在應該在好人團了吧
→ SummerShine:神經病~掛電話  XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 dswing:     神經病~掛電話  XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 sweetmemory:雖然是炫燿文 不過真的很好笑
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推 GoBBY:超好笑!!!
推 cup0226:好笑到爆炸XD
推 golan:好好笑XD
推 qsxcyy:我笑了~~
→ greensands:笑到orz
推 moneyemily:我也笑了哈哈
推 rachel117:因為我是花木蘭
推 daiYuTsung:XD
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推 RockFJU:我笑屎了　XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 lonely0830:XD
推 HukataNami:......囧
推 redblood87:我不爭氣的笑了出來XD
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