當詐騙集團碰上警察...

[imashita (唔..被罵了>"<)]

好多有關詐騙集團的文章...呼呼...

以下是真實事件，我在親戚家接到電話，對方說要找姨丈講有關信用卡的事情

於是話筒就轉給姨丈。

(當然當時除了姨丈，我們其他人都不知道對方講了什麼，只靠姨丈眼神示意，

故以下內容只有姨丈的談話，但因為姨丈講電話時有意要讓我們聽，所以還算清楚)


姨丈：「你說我剛剛刷卡刷了多少錢？」

姨丈：「一萬六？你說我剛剛刷了一萬六？你現在是要跟我確認？」

姨丈：「我根本沒有出門阿，我怎麼可能刷卡買電腦螢幕，買電視還差不多」

(此時姨丈蓋住話筒，示意我們是詐騙集團打來的)

姨丈(語調提高聲音變大)：「我被盜刷？確認一下？誰好大膽敢盜刷我的卡？」

(我們一群人已經快忍不住笑了，姨丈是警官，盜刷的確挺大膽)

姨丈(語氣極憤怒)：「我警告你們，詐騙集團不好抓，可是打到警察家就不一樣了，

                    你給我小心一點！balabala...」(罵了一串)


對方大概緊張就迅速掛斷。姨丈於是開始對我們講解詐騙集團手法阿、組織之類的

姨丈滔滔不絕，我們也以崇拜的眼光看著他時，


阿姨和表哥帶著一台液晶螢幕跟兩台mp3回來了...

嗯...也只有阿姨有這膽刷姨丈的卡阿...

然後剛才威風凜凜的姨丈只好語氣虛弱的打電話去跟燦坤道歉。

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