精華區beta StupidClown 關於我們 聯絡資訊
其實我人長的小小的(國一的健檢我還記得,大概是140cm,32kg) 看起來也不像神力女超人 但是,很多東西到了我手裡 就揮淚跟世界說掰掰了 打破碗盤杯子當然大家都做過 但是看到鍋子『粉碎』,我是說真的『粉碎』~ 就是說整個碎成跟沙子一樣,這就百年難得一見了 就是說捏 國中的時候,有一天,我從冰箱拿了一個康寧鍋出來 那種白色的,據說電磁爐微波爐可以用的那種 猶豫著怎麼加熱好,想起不知道是在電視上還是裝鍋子的盒子上 看過一個照片,下面有火然後透明鍋子裡的水『撲嚕撲嚕..』滾的樣子 就很乾脆的放到瓦斯爐上,啪~~開火~~~ 正在很得意的站著三七步看著鍋子,想說等一下可以喝湯時 ㄆㄧㄚ......嘩啦.........整個鍋子很均勻的碎掉........ 發呆。關瓦斯。走到客廳.... 我:ㄟ....媽.....鍋子爆炸咧...... 媽:....!@#$%^&*............ 小學的時候,每天回家都是用衝的 啪~~~~拉開玻璃鋁門~~~ 嘩~~~~打開紗門~~~~~~~~ 有一天 回家的時候 也是很豪邁的跳起來拉鋁門 突然鋁門離開軌道,整片往陽台倒.... 我只好在下面撐住~~~ 就是那種雙手手心朝天,前蹲後弓的姿勢!! 難怪後來我看武俠小說,裡面那些人練功的姿勢我覺得很熟....-.-a.... 就這樣撐到我媽回來 我現在可以想像我媽回家打開鐵門 看到她女兒在陽台練功的感受....-.-" 我:媽~~~ 媽:.....你在幹嘛...... 本來我都覺得這些都是小事 但是後來卻發現原來對我同學造成了心靈創傷 打字手很酸.... 下面待續好了..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 155.69.50.56
aloha888:哈哈..好笑..可以叫你怪力女嗎^^ 推 211.21.113.52 05/21
fuckingguy:從冰箱剛拿出來的玻璃鍋子放在火上烤... 推 140.131.30.243 05/22
smilesun:綱手大人好... 210.58.152.205 04/17
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