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下午在家等面試電話(神啊....給我工作....) 等著等著.....電話響了.......... 原來是朋友要訂婚....送喜帖 喜餅來..... 順便探望我的傷勢.....(跛豪ing) 她跟她老公待了一下....還有其他行程就離開了.... 之後 我就打開喜餅.....發現是我討厭的那種.... 漂亮的外殼 裡面都是小餅乾...以及不環保的包裝.... 我就全部打開....拿保鮮盒 通通裝起來.... 然後 拎著垃圾....拿到樓下丟.... 到了樓下....我很乖的把外盒放到回收區... 一般垃圾丟子母車..... 就出社區大門買可恨的醬油跟雞蛋了..... *******************************************出外演跛豪 分格線********** 回家之後..... 發現阿母下班了.....在看電視....桌上放著一模一樣的喜餅.... 我心想.....大概是最近日子好.....喜餅數量也多吧.... 然後 我就打開桌上的禮盒....要開始把餅乾放到保鮮盒.... 一打開 看到裡面是空的..... 我媽就說: "我在樓下看到這個盒子好漂亮.....就拿回來了....." 我勒.....搞屁.....老人回收症候群嗎??? 我跟媽媽說....那是我丟的..... 然後好說歹說.....又說服我媽.....不要放多餘的東西在家...... 之後 我又下樓去丟盒子.... 又以復健方式爬樓梯 回我那專業的五樓家 跟媽媽一起看著 無限跳針的新聞台...... 大約七點的時候.....我家大門開了....... 爸~~~~~~~~您回來了~~~~~~~~晚餐也回來了~~~~~~~ 是的....除了晚餐 手上也拿著一盒喜餅.....款式相同......... 我跟老爸說:"你也被丟紅色炸彈啊....." 老爸說: "我在樓下看到這個盒子好漂亮.....我想妳媽會喜歡.....就拿回來了....." _________________________________________________________________ (偽)簽名檔...ongong(ㄨㄥˇ ㄨㄥˋ) 歡迎來ongong這一家....充滿北七的這一家.... 心臟依舊那麼沒力....啊...明天還是發神經..... (轉一圈)心臟依舊那麼沒力....啊...明天還是發神經..... ongong揍一家.....(os:可以嗎??) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.200.132
lionsy:真是可愛的一家人~XDDD 09/17 22:43
RoyEdo:你爹娘真是有默契XD 09/17 22:43
a790726:哈哈哈XD 09/17 22:44
rabbit7630:那個盒子陰魂不散阿! 09/17 22:44
lkkkkl:XD 哈哈哈 真可愛 09/17 22:46
clot520:真是有夠好笑的.. 09/17 22:46
lkkkkl:是你的 還是你的 09/17 22:47
akumetsu:使用它把我們的使徒叫出來吧,你就會成為第五個使徒 09/17 22:54
Yusinpupu: 你丟了我,還有千千萬萬個我 09/17 22:58
toastking:好棒的一家人XDDDDDDD 板標!板標~ 09/17 23:11
enim:哈哈哈XD哈哈哈XD哈哈哈XD 我笑翻了!!!! 09/17 23:12
musher:哈哈哈 太有緣了啦!!!! 09/17 23:22
bluewind0963:千千萬萬個盒子阿XXXXDDD 09/17 23:39
reksam:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 23:42
KiRS:好好笑XDDDD 09/17 23:44
cocoa008:這個盒子跟定你了.... 09/17 23:45
AIman:老爸專業~~XDDD 09/17 23:46
qqsunboy:哈哈哈哈哈 笑死了 09/17 23:46
duesel0710:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑,你們家的人真有趣 09/17 23:47
vanness2008:還好你丟的不是娃娃XDD 09/17 23:49
by216:好好笑,你就乾脆留著它吧XDDDDD 09/17 23:54
aseaeel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 23:54
shin30326:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 23:54
tore:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 23:56
skymood:那當傳家寶好了~丟了子孫會撿回來低 09/17 23:56
prn:花哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我也笑翻了!!! 09/17 23:56
ivywu:粉好笑啦! 09/17 23:58
alumilu0109:XDDDD 你丟我撿的最佳範本XDDDD 09/18 00:00
Pboca:好可怕,盒子丟不掉!! XDDDDDDD 09/18 00:01
wu9662:和命運好好玩的遙控器一樣~哈哈 09/18 00:02
qqqqqqqqq:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:04
NONOLO:盒子:「我不想離開你~~~~」 09/18 00:04
RELEX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:05
shongsea:讓我想到恰吉..丟都丟不掉 09/18 00:06
candyella:太有趣了!!!!就把他留著不好嗎? 09/18 00:07
unc25:哈哈哈....... 09/18 00:09
gawk: 那個盒子被下咒了... 09/18 00:10
BigCat:笑到翻掉了 XDD 09/18 00:10
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:10
ABC20021001:XDDDDD 09/18 00:11
spirit55:太有趣了啦!!!!!! 09/18 00:13
tinaiscool16:你們這一家XD 09/18 00:15
sulin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:15
u3u:有笑友推 09/18 00:19
fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:19
riket0403:XDDDDDD你爹娘真是有默契 09/18 00:19
satanboy:你媽嫁給你爸一定很幸福 09/18 00:21
mirror121:好好笑 09/18 00:22
gyosou:原PO就娶了那盒子吧 也是喜事一樁XD 09/18 00:24
imidiot:你丟了我~還有千千萬萬個我~!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:24
statdoggy:留著它 它會保佑你的 09/18 00:25
evermpeg2:換個方式po同樣在飄版一樣會XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:25
tunacan:DXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/18 00:27
bpd:真是命中注定丟不掉...XDD 09/18 00:28
nambala:好好笑XDDD 09/18 00:28
sunnytutor:好恩愛! 09/18 00:28
kazafQ:在一起!在一起!在一起! 09/18 00:33
leejinyu:XDDDDDDD 09/18 00:35
sarra:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:36
cch0927:轉錄至看板 JHS_38_1 09/18 00:39
ss780217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:43
naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:43
lanue:你爸真的很了解你媽呢~ 恩愛的一對呀~ ^^ 09/18 00:45
ANDYisME:好可愛 09/18 00:50
wizard20:我笑了 09/18 00:52
muse1102:話說原po被圍毆的傷勢有好一點嗎?妹妹有道歉嗎?XDDDDD 09/18 00:52
vanilla6:好可愛的一家人!!!!!!!!!! 09/18 00:52
redcomet0915:原po你的腳又讓我想到人情味了..( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏ 09/18 00:55
hank61204:XDDD 09/18 00:56
poiu1234:XDDD 你媽真是嫁對人 09/18 00:58
quietvox:乾脆留著吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 00:59
sdanielle:超好笑XDDDD 09/18 01:00
babyjoyce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:00
Farmasi:哈哈哈,盒子鬼打牆!!!! 09/18 01:01
ilovedavetao:天吶,超好笑又有默契的一家人 XDDDDD 09/18 01:03
jukuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:04
dearanita:盒子:[震怒] 拿來拿去你耍我嗎? 09/18 01:06
zhewei:微笑:) 09/18 01:08
maple5890:你們果然是一家人啊 09/18 01:09
barbariane:D 09/18 01:09
Ray86:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:14
yeugyeug:好好笑~果然是一家人... 09/18 01:14
fabdawn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:18
fishcook:太好笑了~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:18
tc021323:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:26
badte:原來是傳說中"幫我攔住他~"被扁的原po嗎?XD傷還好吧~ 09/18 01:26
alexander603:果然是天生一對啊XDD 09/18 01:31
aegeannymph:好像在看文字版的我們這一家喔~XD 09/18 01:32
bluebarley:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:38
tuun:回收要拆開來壓扁喔...這樣才算做整套的愛地球 09/18 01:38
airpingu:真可愛! 09/18 01:39
whatgoing:好溫馨啊~你就留著吧XDDDDDD 09/18 01:39
wu41289:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 01:46
kevena:妳應該不是你們家的人 只有你是想丟掉的 09/18 01:48
Tacticsogre:認命吧 09/18 01:50
dapenan:原來住5樓的都經過專業的調教 明天管理員上樓...這個盒子 09/18 02:01
PR91766:留著吧!!那盒子就是註定要跟著你的 09/18 02:02
twantyzz:拿了又丟 丟了又拿 XDDDDDD 09/18 02:04
Pomin:盒子丟不掉~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:08
tacoice:好好笑!!! 09/18 02:16
isunnyblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:17
a789449:看來那盒子真的很漂亮XDDD 09/18 02:19
dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:20
lilacx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可愛的家人!! 09/18 02:21
love0502me:XDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:21
avrilyami:留著吧XDDDDDDD 09/18 02:25
bungtw1024:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:27
ThatWind:你爸跟你媽真寶XDDD 09/18 02:32
colan:推盒子註定要跟你的XD 09/18 02:37
pket67:裁判 可以讓人這樣拿了又丟 丟了又拿 拿了又丟的嗎? XDDDD 09/18 02:37
lollo:盒子的圖勒~~~~~~ 09/18 02:40
feit:爆掉!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:40
KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 02:43
goinma:讓我想到阿兩 丟不掉的大原所長 09/18 02:52
tsioge:留著吧~丟掉不會比較環保~ 09/18 02:54
juneday:哇哈哈哈哈~ 想到野蠻遊戲的盒子XDD 09/18 03:02
showtime123:XD 真是經典v( ̄︶ ̄)y 09/18 03:02
memalina:盒子可以給我嘛XD 我超愛喜餅盒的耶 很好用 可以裝東西 09/18 03:05
memalina:一直被撿回來 感覺盒子蠻不錯的樣子 XD 09/18 03:05
JKJANESE: 推版標! 09/18 03:21
NiceGuyOrz:.......... 09/18 03:26
alentek: 你百年後 就用這盒子裝骨灰吧 (茶 09/18 04:06
EBelle:這是天意啊.... 09/18 04:13
ichunkiwi:好誇張喔,也太可愛了吧!!!! 09/18 04:15
abooks94:你爸媽感情真好~~~~~ 09/18 04:16
newesther:XDD 09/18 05:18
mark802352:太有趣了 09/18 05:27
amaer363:盒子:這就是傳說中的緣分 信了吧XD 09/18 05:37
leejee:盒子:想拋棄我? 你還太嫩! 09/18 06:41
snes9xw:你爸媽感情太好了吧 09/18 06:43
Yie:XDDD 09/18 06:48
kcball:難怪會是夫妻! 09/18 07:02
Darius1979:難怪是夫妻 還有那個盒子跟定你了會帶來好運 別扔了吧 09/18 07:07
alai1014:哈哈~ 09/18 07:22
albertgenius:超好笑的啦!!! 09/18 07:41
BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 07:57
MissMacy:你爸媽真可愛耶XD 09/18 08:04
aa255296:哈哈超好笑XDDDDDDD 09/18 08:09
re:你丟我撿XD 想看盒子圖 09/18 08:09
stu91309:dearanita:盒子:[震怒] 拿來拿去你耍我嗎? 09/18 08:26
tw765:看樣子真的是很漂亮, 我看你們就留著吧 09/18 08:29
ZLSun:你爹爹真是愛你娘親 好幸福的感覺 =ˇ= 09/18 08:33
jjcjjc:陰魂不散的盒子...可以po飄版了XDDD 09/18 08:36
dans:XD 09/18 08:39
zozasa:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 08:44
flyinsunmoon:丟掉的話~明天管理員又會拿上來了 09/18 08:50
piggy1027:我覺得像鬼水怪談的情節 09/18 08:51
bull975:我笑了XD 09/18 08:58
kubflames:那面試的電話是? 09/18 08:59
Ephraim:盒子的圖呢? 09/18 09:08
appttman:盒子是什麼樣子..可以拿了又丟拿了又丟的..依依.. 09/18 09:08
wwe24862:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 09:12
mflin217:想到摩登大聖的面具 呵呵 09/18 09:14
ttttt40:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 09:15
aspentreedy:你爸媽感情好好<( ̄︶ ̄)> 09/18 09:17
lovelydelta:哈哈,我笑翻了,陰魂不散的盒子~~~ 09/18 09:20
armygame:你爸媽真是天生一對 XDDD 09/18 09:21
crea0520:很可怕耶~丟不掉的盒子XDDDDDDDD 09/18 09:22
bearsnow:你被詛咒了!!! 09/18 09:26
pen1031:你爹娘真的好搭喔~~~ 09/18 09:27
iceblue120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 09:29
candc46:你爸媽真是可愛~~~ 09/18 09:33
lawrence2006:老爸還真是體貼老媽呀 09/18 09:37
devinfu:受詛咒的囍餅盒!! 09/18 09:57
zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...盒子的陰謀 09/18 09:59
duck2008:該無奈嗎?@@" 09/18 09:59
OHaiYo:有盒子的圖嗎 09/18 10:00
whatsupman:真的是"不是一家人,不進一家門" XDDDDD 09/18 10:01
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 10:09
linyap:盒子:留下來,或我跟你走 09/18 10:19
wizard13:好有喜感的爸爸媽媽 XD 09/18 10:29
ethanol:好卡通的情結,怎麼沒人推在一起在一起在一起 09/18 10:38
hayo1986:XD 09/18 10:39
chocolate226:這個很漂亮~你媽媽會喜歡的(=yV=)y(遞盒) 09/18 10:40
Blue6:XD 09/18 10:56
Blue6:有盒子的圖嗎 09/18 10:56
bqdokaaco:命中注定,我愛盒子 09/18 10:56
MiniADrift:我家有留著以前裝東西的鐵盒子耶...@@" 09/18 10:57
pixnetOxO:想看囍餅盒圖~~ 09/18 10:58
CrazyMoon:轉錄至看板 NTUmed91 09/18 10:58
dio112400:我昨天也檢了一個盒子回家XD 09/18 10:58
petchang: 推原PO爸就甘心的拉~~ 09/18 11:02
liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:10
tyan0615:XDDDDD哈哈 09/18 11:14
libramog:哈哈哈哈哈 09/18 11:22
rainbao:我也要嫁給原po的爸爸...... >///< 09/18 11:26
aax:好有默契的爸媽,好可愛~~但是盒子丟不掉,好可怕XDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:27
debdeb:XD 09/18 11:30
shadowmoon:你爸媽感情真是好 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:31
mayday0609:好啦 不要丟了 媽媽喜歡就留著~~ 09/18 11:41
shao781116:好可怕的盒子 QQ 09/18 11:42
clavier325:哈哈哈 有笑有推 09/18 11:42
mamiesea:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:42
noapostle:XDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:47
mooninsnow:笑了XDDDDD 原PO爸媽真有默契@@ 09/18 11:48
skair:太可愛了啦 09/18 12:05
jakei:喜餅盒: 這輩子跟定你了,科科 09/18 12:06
nicholas0629:朕不給的,你不能搶! 09/18 12:06
IDAY:盒子:丟了我,還有千千萬萬個我,科科! XD 09/18 12:13
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:16
harbor1990:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:26
ConflictRB: 命中注定之我愛喜餅盒 09/18 12:29
richday:太好笑了 真有默契的家人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:32
earthian:好體貼的爸爸~知道你媽要什麼!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:33
ebian:這是註定的 留著吧XDDDDD 09/18 12:35
musicz:真幸福阿~ XDDD 09/18 12:41
shinyu0905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:43
zana:你丟我撿XDDDDDDDDDD你爸對你媽真好ˇˇˇˇˇ 09/18 12:43
st626jack:XDDDD 09/18 12:46
moment1129:那盒子可以當傳家寶了XDD 09/18 12:47
iozs:是有多漂亮XDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:54
ohjerry:哈哈哈 好笑好笑 推推推~~~~~ 09/18 13:12
VZA:哈,有笑有推啦!不過,推文也蠻歡樂的! ^^ 09/18 13:17
wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:21
genweiu:XD 命中注定它要跟著你啦 09/18 13:25
iamkenwu1008:要不要再丟一次試試看XDDDD 09/18 13:41
violaaa:好好笑~ 出外演跛豪分格線 也好好笑 09/18 13:43
eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:47
joohsieh: 哈利波特第八集:陰魂不散的喜餅盒XDD 09/18 13:49
crueangel:註定了要回來的… XDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:52
maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:53
tonnie75627:盒子:想擺脫我!?顆顆!沒那麼容易!!! 09/18 14:04
ikeardj:老爸好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 14:14
anochen:命中注定跟定你...... 09/18 14:18
geayt:是你的就是你的...留著吧XDDDD 09/18 14:38
ntuutn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爸爸好體貼 09/18 14:44
alcl:笑死我了...你們家人好有默契...可憐的是你走了兩趟... 09/18 15:03
monicalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:10
dianivy:可愛的一家人~^^ 09/18 15:11
yuken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:13
alleyezonme:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:30
spittz:好速配的爸媽 09/18 15:32
spittz:媽媽有沒有很高興?XD 09/18 15:33
howmy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:33
sliverexile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:40
imfinethanku:這篇超好笑的阿 版主不M喔XD 09/18 15:42
racingchen:這盒子怪怪的.... 09/18 15:45
※ 編輯: ongong 來自: 220.133.200.132 (09/18 15:52)
imdecadent:好險七月半過了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:49
Repugnant:大笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/18 16:11
FHead:好有默契 XDDD 09/18 16:11
chiao218:看完 我覺得你爸很貼心 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:14