[轉錄]600人瞬間被我叫醒了

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標題[轉錄]600人瞬間被我叫醒了

時間Sun Sep 17 14:30:04 2006

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: xjxx (寂寞是一種快樂嗎?) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 600人瞬間被我叫醒了時間: Sat Sep 16 17:06:20 2006 在我們公司的大樓裡，我的工作其中有一項是負責放音樂的! 時間分別是:早上7點45，10點整(讓員工休息15分)，下午12.55(叫起床的)， 3點整(讓員工休息15分) 原本放的音樂是純音樂沒有唱歌的!! 某天，經理突然想到... 經理:我們公司的音樂來放點不一樣的好嗎? 我:好哇好哇!! 經理:那我等等去拿cd來給你放!! 之後....經理拿來了!!拿了10片台語cd和5片音樂早上10點放音樂的時間到了.... 我放了一塊cd下去...發現..這個cd的音質不太好，於是我就把聲音提高很多到了中午12點，我心想那來點台語的好了... 就把cd先放好..讓12.55分到時讓機器自己跳音樂!! 只是沒想到的是..我放的那片cd的地一首是"內山姑娘要出嫁" 想說早上放的那片音質那麼不好...那音量就提高點好了!! 12點30吃完飯跑到會議室去zzZZzz 12.55分音樂跳了...我沒想到會議室竟然有隔音設備...我聽到的音樂很小聲而會議室外面的世界卻....... 1點..我出現了...大家看到我時...好像想殺我的感覺同事:你知道剛剛發生什麼事嘛? 我:我不知道呀~我在會議室睡覺呀!!怎麼了嗎?? 同事:你知道剛剛跳音樂時..聲音是多麼多麼的大嘛!!嚇死人唷你知道突然音樂一句"嘿咻~嘿咻~囉尬咻"(內山姑娘要出嫁) 嚇死人唷!!xx股長聽到時...你知道他嚇到從躺椅上跌下來呢!! 這時副理出現... 副理:剛剛是怎樣..我在床上睡覺突然~嘿咻嘿咻~囉尬咻... 嚇死我了...我在睡覺呢!! 經理:阿你是要嚇死人喔...雄雄在嘿咻..... 課長:剛剛是不是廣告車開進來呀!!怎麼那麼大聲...=.= 同事2:你知不知道同時看到一堆人在睡覺時~~雄雄經醒..很好笑耶!! 你都沒看到..另一位胖胖同事從椅子上掉下來...很好笑耶!! 我:我也好想看唷~~早知道我就不到會議室睡覺啦...... 難怪..剛剛有好多人都指著我狂笑... 阿桑:阿你是要嚇死人唷!!一直嘿咻嘿咻的...我這條老命..差點就被嘿咻去了.... 我:.......... 我知道我錯了嘛...人家真的不是故意的呀....何況.... 長官應該要感謝我才對呀..整棟大樓裡600多個員工難得那麼有效率的...提早起床.. 我也算功德一件耶!!!不然平常員工都不準時起床耶!! ps:我真的好想看唷!!真可惜... 從此變成我們公司的笑柄...有客人來時..長官還都說給客人聽... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.142.56.17

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※ 編輯: xjxx 來自: 220.142.56.17 (09/16 17:43)

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