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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: chrisfadis (波弟) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [閒聊] 幹,不要進來啦! 時間: Sat Sep 30 15:34:23 2006 話說我們學校宿舍浴室是用門簾的 從去年開始每次洗澡就都在擔心會不會有人很無聊就衝進來 昨天晚上看兩個室友聊MSN聊的很爽快 於是就決定自己先去洗澡 結果我最擔心的事情果然發生了 洗澡洗到一半的時候 門外:嘿、我們拿牙刷來幫你刷背了 我:靠腰!不要鬧啦! 門外:來不及了,我們已經沾好牙膏了,安啦!會幫你刷的乾乾淨淨的 我:幹!不要進來啦!我真的會生氣喔! 門外:哈哈哈!你叫破喉嚨沒有人會來救你的! 接著就是一連串的劇烈攻防戰 但是瘦弱如我根本沒辦法抵抗兩個大男人的暴行 浴簾就刷地一聲被拉開了 ......結果門外站著兩個拿著牙刷的陌生男人 其中一人:......靠北,找錯人了,拍謝 我:......幹! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.112.191.213
d78965:....哈哈哈 有後續嗎 XD 09/30 15:35
deaa:你該慶幸...他們不是拿肥皂要你撿XD 09/30 15:36
shakeLG:上廁所被開過門還好是認識的 囧 建議下次你玩陌生人 09/30 15:37
d78965:不好吧 囧 09/30 15:39
boltsky:XD 09/30 15:57
October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/30 15:57
azzboy:有股蛋蛋的哀傷 XD 09/30 15:59
EucalyptusJ:有好笑 哈哈哈哈 他們來扒你的背喔~~~XD 09/30 16:01
Dvc:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/30 16:02
WayenWay:有好笑到 哈哈 ^^" 09/30 16:22
oj113068:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:37
neering:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 09/30 16:38
Hatred:靠北,找錯人了,拍謝 09/30 16:38
polito:哈哈.... 09/30 16:39
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:48
dragonsoul:XD 09/30 16:59
darkemissary:把肥皂丟出去啊 09/30 17:00
nameless023:XD 09/30 17:03
pm2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:07
Darius1979:外面突然扔塊肥皂到腳邊 原po想也沒想就彎下腰去撿 09/30 17:11
Darius1979:然後就是SHE的歌 ~ 花都開好了 ~ 09/30 17:12
kurasaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:19
poca:>//////////< 09/30 17:22
PacificBlue:推花都開好了 09/30 17:29
gottagokimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:30
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:31
NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:33
Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 09/30 17:33
shin696:笑死我了XD 09/30 17:35
creativegod:靠北,找錯人了,拍謝 XDDDDDDD 09/30 17:39
cathyting:推花都開好了 XDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:39
ths920613: 靠北,找錯人了,拍謝 XDDDDDDD 09/30 17:41
NewMyLife:啊 XD 09/30 17:48
woii:以前我們學校男宿的浴室門很爛,鎖都是爛爛的 09/30 17:48
woii:所以浴室門輕易的就可以撞開 09/30 17:50
woii:之前我們班男生跟隔壁班的都會互鬧,說要拍裸照 09/30 17:50
PTTccGod:幹 笑死我了 09/30 17:51
woii:所以有一次就趁A同學在洗澡時,撞門而入,手裡還拿相機 09/30 17:51
woii:所以第一次A同學很不幸的被拍到一點裸照 09/30 17:52
OAmonkey:超好笑 09/30 17:53
woii:結果第二次其它人要再如法炮製時,一把門撞開~他們笑死了 09/30 17:53
woii:因為A同學穿泳褲洗澡啦~= =~ 09/30 17:53
Simakui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:54
kruze1989:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:55
ahha:哈哈哈哈~XD 嘿、我們拿牙刷來幫你刷背了 09/30 17:57
fueetf:XDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:00
wowysky:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:01
meja:推花都開好了XDDD 09/30 18:02
ivsdong:好青春阿!! 09/30 18:03
meja:我以前大學的女生宿舍浴室也是簾子.... 09/30 18:07
meja:女生宿舍不流行刷背的 .... 09/30 18:13
tzhlin:XDDD 09/30 18:15
crazysniper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:17
chrisfadis:沒想到這篇居然被我高中同學看到...... 09/30 18:19
windy0131:哈哈~~這個好好笑!XDD 09/30 18:19
ooohhhooo:我來幫你刷背囉~~ 09/30 18:20
damimaple:XD 09/30 18:23
crycloud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:26
jeanhsien:meja大大的女生宿舍不流行刷背,那流行刷什麼啊(好奇..) 09/30 18:30
featherfish:窗戶? 09/30 18:33
newgpx:原PO:幹!!!!!別走阿.... 09/30 18:38
MissWang:XDDDDD 09/30 18:42
yuko750423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:43
aphrotite:室友感情真好阿 XDDDDDDD 09/30 18:44
htwbaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDD >///////////< 09/30 18:45
nosweating:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:05
innocencec:推..花都開好了~XD 09/30 19:08
coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:10
maxf:這年投流行牙刷斷背...刷背 09/30 19:11
those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:19
skizzy:XD 還好牙刷沒有進去嘴巴以外的地方XD 09/30 19:21
aphrotite:推文開始壞了 XD 09/30 19:39
mms:那畫面真精采 想像中… 09/30 19:47
duckling2: ╮(╯*╰)╭ 花都開好了~~ 09/30 19:47
ATA88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:52
cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:57
wbs016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:08
dofolin:別忘了要撿肥皂!! 09/30 20:28
whgamicat:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:30
II33:轉錄至看板 NTPU-STAT95 09/30 20:33
poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:36
kurry:我要推花都開好了~ 09/30 20:43
ncubios: 推花都開好了~ 09/30 21:08
falassion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:10
evart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:12
homodes: 花都開好了~ 09/30 21:13
babbitt1007:笨版免疫力又再次被突破 09/30 21:33
stanyyt:XDXDXDXDXD 09/30 21:45
adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:49
ccw76:.....靠北,找錯人了,拍謝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:08
stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:13
melaine:XDXDXDXDXD 09/30 22:16
chuyeyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:41
lynechrista:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:46
kcott:快把肥皂丟出去 09/30 23:00
Halleluiah:笑死我了~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~ 09/30 23:04
ofkofk:原PO:得罪了方丈還想跑? (扔肥皂) 09/30 23:06
bluevodka:.....靠北,找錯人了,拍謝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 23:43
rayko:牙刷可以拿來刷直腸 很舒服喔 09/30 23:50
SophiaCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:08
wanga:人人心中都有一座斷背山.. 10/01 00:09
ogawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:19
jennytakashi:笑死我了,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/01 00:36
Sunny719:哈 真監介 10/01 00:37
earlobes:好好笑喔~~~~~~ 10/01 00:42
earlobes:最後那個"靠北,找錯人了,拍些"真的超機掰的 XDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:42
ted2:拿小槍爆他頭 10/01 00:47
tina02119:花都開好了XDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:51
gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:54
nicemonkeyfa:花都開好了 10/01 00:59
accordingto:push 10/01 01:03
scared2death:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:06
wlsherica:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:45
SoSexy:XD 10/01 01:55
cashlou250:哈哈哈~好好笑哦!! XD 10/01 01:56
zoewangiu:花都開好了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:13
chrisdo:花都開好了 XDDDDDD 10/01 02:15
ying79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:29
ThuLonnie:......靠北,找錯人了,拍謝XDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:51
featherfish:靠北...推錯人了,拍謝XDDDDDD 10/01 02:51
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