原刊登在Bilingual Weekly(雙語周報)No.10,1999/5/6-5/11 第十四版
12 Interesting Horoscope Personalities 十二星座趣味篇
Everyone knows that your astrological sign is supposed to determine your
personality,but did you know it can affect how you use the Internet as well?
This week we look at how certain astrological signs act online.
每個人都知道你的星座會決定你的性格,但你知道它也會影響你上網的習慣嗎?
本週我們來看一看一些特定星座在網路上的"行徑"如何.
Q:Which signs are most likely to use weird names on the Internet?
誰會在網路上取怪異的名字?
A:Aquarius("I don't care if you like it or not,I'm being creative"),
Aries("I want to be the focus of attention -- even on the Internet")
and Leo("So what? It's cool,isn't it?").
水瓶座 -- 我管你喜不喜歡,我就是很有創意!
牡羊座 -- 在網路上一樣要出鋒頭.
獅子座 -- 怎麼樣? 很"ㄅ一ㄤ\"吧!
Q:Which signs are most likely to go on the Internet disguised as a member
of the opposite sex?
誰會假扮異性上網聊天?
A:Gemini("What? I'm not lying -- I just altered my identity a little"),
Aquarius("This is one way I use to better understand human nature")
and Capricorn("If I want to pretend to be someone else,you'd better do
it convincingly").
雙子座 -- 什麼? 我不是在欺騙,我只是換個身份而已.
水瓶座 -- 這是我了解人性的方法之一.
魔羯座 -- 誰扮誰,誰就得像誰!
Q:Which signs are the most likely to have a one-night stand on the Internet?
誰會在網路上發生一夜情?
A:Pisces("I'm totally different person at night"),
Scorpio("You can only have one true love,but you can have many mistresses.")
and Sagittarius("If I don't know what's bad about other women, how can I
know what's good about my wife?")
雙魚座 -- 白天跟夜晚是不同的身份.
天蠍座 -- 真愛只有一個,小老婆...可以有很多個.
射手座 -- 不知道別人的壞,怎麼知道老婆的好.
Q:Which signs are most likely to insult someone while they are anonymous on
the Internet?
誰會在網路上匿名罵人?
A:Aries("Hot-headed Aries loves a good argument"),
Virgo("Give me a break -- who uses their real name?")
and Pisces("Hey,this is the real me!")
牡羊座 -- 火爆浪子,不罵不爽.
處女座 -- 拜託,誰會用真名?
雙魚座 -- 呵...這才是真正的我呢!
Q:Which signs are most likely to send viruses over the Internet?
誰會在網路上放病毒?
A:Scorpio("It's not me...Really,it's not me...It couldn't be me...")
Aquarius("I was just curious.Is it really true that it can crash a
computer?")
and Sagittarius("some people need a little more excitement in their
lives...")
天蠍座 -- 不是我...真的不是我....不可能是我...
水瓶座 -- 我只是好奇,真的會當機嗎?
射手座 -- 有些人就是需要生活多一點刺激,嘿...
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