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作者: AJR (Mirage2000) 看板: joke
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時間: Sat Jun 5 05:16:53 1999
從前有個男孩深愛一個女孩...但是女孩的爸爸反對...並希望他們的愛情就此結束
於是男孩寫了一封情書給女孩...讓她知道他依然深愛著她......
but男孩知道信一定會被女孩的爸爸先拆閱...所以他想到了一個辦法......!!!!
The great love that I have for you
Is gone, and I find my dislike for you
grows eyery day. When I see you,
I do not ever like your face;
The one thing that I want to do is to
Look at other girls. Inever wanted to
Marry you. Our last conversation
Was very boring and has not
Made me look forward to seeing you again.
You think only of yourself.
If we were married, I know that I would find
Life very difficult, and I would have no
Pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
To give, but it is not something that
I want to give to you. No one is more
Foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
Able to care for me and help me.
I sincerely want you to understand that
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
If you think this the end. Do not try
To answer this. Your letters are fill of
Things that do not interest me. You have no
True love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
I do not care for you. Please do not think that
I am still your boyfriend
嘿嘿...夠絕吧...恩斷義絕...
不過男孩跟女孩約定...只看單數行...1.3.5.7.9.11.13...
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1.跑道溫度 2.起飛總重4300lbs 3.起飛帶桿速度65KTS 4.起飛離地速度80KTS
5.起飛滾行距離1150fts 6.超越50障礙速度96KTS 7.落地進場速度90KTS
8..落地著陸速度70KTS 9.落地滾行距離800ft
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終於知道為什麼台北的情侶這麼多了
因為這個城市的人都太寂寞 也都太怕寂寞......
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