[轉錄]Re: [笑話] An English Joke (不懂的看這邊)

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作者: snowanimal (animal) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [笑話] An English Joke
時間: Thu Jun  2 23:19:21 2005

※ 引述《sixx (617)》之銘言：
: Georege died in a fire.  He's badly burn and can't be recognized.

George死在一場火災中. 由於被大火侵襲以至於面目全非無法辨識

: Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.

然後, 警察請了他兩個朋友 Mike 還有 John 來幫助辨識 George

: When Mike came and saw the body.  He told cop "Flip him over."

當 Mike 來到現場看了屍體之後. 他要求警察 "將他的屍體翻過來"

: Cop did what he said.  Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."

警察照做了. Mike 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 Geoege".

: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."

警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" Mike 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"

: Then it's John's turn.  John said the same thing, "Flip him over."

這時候換到 John了. John 也做了同樣的要求 "將他的屍體翻過來"

: Cop fliped the body.  John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."

警察把屍體翻過來. John 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 George".

: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."

警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" John 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"

: The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.

此時警察困擾了, 並且把 Mike 跟 John都找來.

: The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."

警官問 "你們都確信這不屍體不是 George?"

: Both answered "Yeah".  The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"

兩人異口同聲的回答 "是的" 警官接著說 "因為他有兩個屁眼 (asshole)? 怎麼回事?"

: Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear

Mike 跟 John 說 "當我們三個到村莊時, 我們常常聽到村民說:

: people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"

'哈 George 跟那兩個混帳 (asshole) 來了'"


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