Re: 打手槍打出血了

[bestbsn (夢想)]

原PO住院病歷如下:

Chief Complaint:(主訴）
  Massive bleeding of penis due to OGC today
(今日因OGC而導致陰莖大出血)

Present Illness:（現在病狀）
  This 20-year-old male patient had hypermasturbationism with poor control
before.
(該二十歲男性病人以前患有難以控制的過度手淫症。）
The disease first took place when he was 10 years old, with intial presentat-
ion of involuntarily exposing his little tiny penis to young pretty girls.
(他十歲開始發病，且一開始的症狀會不由自主地把他那細小可愛的陰莖掏出來給正妹看)
However, the immaturation of penis neither erects nor ejaculates.
(然而，不成熟的陰莖是不會勃起與射精的。）
He felt very sad then and was always sneered by those pretty girls
（他那時感到十分難過，而且總是成為正妹的笑柄）
He hadn't made his way until he was 13 years old, with crazily rubbing his
penis with sand papers.
(直到13歲時，他才瘋狂地用砂紙摩擦他的陰莖而達到勃起與射精的目的。）
Unfortunately, that hurt his penis and chagned its nature anatomy.
（不幸的，這樣的做法傷了他的陰莖並改變了其本來的解剖構造。）
The rare case revealed transposition of urethral orifice to ventral aspect of
penis adjacent to scrotum,so called hypospadia, were examinated.
(這樣罕見的病例顯示尿道開口移位到陰莖腹側靠近陰囊位置，稱做尿道下裂。）
The anomaly resulted in difficulty in normal urination,erection,and ejaculati-
on.
(這種畸型導致排尿困難，勃起與射精的異常。）
Retro-ejaculation to bladder and post-masturbated hematuria were usually
symptoms.
(逆行性射精至膀胱與自慰後的血尿為常見症狀。）
This condition kept on-and-off and with refractory to common medical therapy.
(這種狀況時好時壞，一般醫療方法也對此相當棘手。）
Today he suffered from massive bleeding about 4 liters of penis after he
underwent masturbation through hammer hit in order to obtain orgasm.
(今天他為了獲得快感，用鐵鎚敲打陰莖來自慰，結果造成陰莖大出血約4公升。）
At ER, first hemostasis was done through microscope and intravenous catheter
was established.
（在急診室，透過顯微鏡初步止血與靜脈注射管路已建立）
After vital signs were stable, he was hospitalization to GU Award for further
evaluation and treatment.
(在生命跡象穩定後，他被送入泌尿科病房住院以進行進一步的評估與治療。）

Review of System &
Physical Examination
(節錄重要部分）

GU system: pin-sized and mushroom-like penis, with sticky blood clots, 3
           stitches of 6-0 sutured on gland of penis
           (針頭大小，蘑菇形狀的陰莖，上頭有濃厚的血塊，龜頭上已縫3針6個o
            的縫線）

Provisional Diagnosis:(初步診斷）
1. Penile crashing injury　(陰莖壓砸傷）
2. Acquired hypospadia (後天尿道下裂）
3. Refractory hypermasturbationism syndrome (頑固性過度自慰症候群）
4. Undifined psychiatric disorder (未定義的精神疾患）

Plans:　（治療計畫）
1. Arrangement of sugergy of urethroplasty (安排尿道成形術）
2. Continue packed RBC transfusion (繼續濃厚紅血球輸血）
3. Follow up CBC, elactrolytes, BUN/Creatinine（追縱全血球數、電解質與腎功能）
4. Consultation of psychiatrist (照會精神科醫師）

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推 slimppk:推 Massive bleeding of penis due to OGC today
※ 編輯: bestbsn         來自: 61.225.38.210        (03/31 04:12)
推 slimppk:推 through hammer hit in order to obtain orgasm.
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