[創作] 宅男v1.0

[averywu (我是阿Q )]

$v_now_clock = getdate();
$v_oops_power = getsize();
$schedule = getschedule();

include("comic.php");
include("game.php");
include("computer.php");

/* System Reset Here

        if($v_now_clock[hours] >= 23 and $v_oops_power > 30 )
                {
                         include("adultvideo.php");
                         $wowow = true;
                }

// Warring ! For Programer use only
// Please Don't modify. !!!
*/
Switch($schedule)
{
        case study:
                while($schedule)
                        { readcomic(); }
        break;

        case homework:
                while($schedule)
                        { playgame(); }
        break;

        case sleep:
                while($schedule)
                        { usecomputer(); }
        break;

        case other:
                while($schedule)
                        { exec(telnet ptt.cc); }
        break;
}

If(empty($schedule)) { $schedule = sleep; }
If($schedule == "YAYAYA" and $wowow == true; )
{
        msnonline(off);
        doorlock(true);
        window(lock);
        cellphone(off);
        telphone(busy);
        earphone(on);
        Tissues(standby);
        setfilepermission(read/write);
        $ohya = getfile("Hello World.avi");
        while($protein)
                {
                playfile($ohya);
                handwork(lefthand,speed30,uptodown);
                }
        unlock(all);

}


}

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