符號表
L - 連戰 S - 宋神掌 R - 記者
TMD, - 本文作者眉批
英文大寫: 重要笑點
==========連宋英語之慣用技&無雙==========
(1)不爽的東西加 so-called "XX"(所謂的「XX」)
S: Taiwan is so-called "young democracy".
so-called "national-security-machanism"
so-called "national-security-alert"
S(不爽):在所謂的assasination attempt之前，whole media的focus
都在corruption of president.
L: so-called "natural alert", "assasination attempt" (36:24)
(2)S說the時一定用後面加母音的唸法（> " <，音標打不出來）
(3)用台灣代替ROC或黃33的PROC
(4)不針對問題回答
R: How soon you are going to end this protest and...(22:54)
何時結束示威?
L: "We try to calm them down and SEND THEM HOME."(23:08)
L: "The crowd is not MANIPULTED crowd."(23:33)
......WaraWara.......
R: "I think if u call them to go home, they'll listen."(23:57)
S: "No, I think the government can do something."
......WaraWara.......
S: " So only the government can XX." (24:57)
口譯:「您沒有回答我的回題，示威何時會結束?」(大意如此)
(5)自相矛盾的回答
L: "We try to calm them down and SEND THEM HOME."(23:08)
L: "The crowd is not MANIPULTED crowd."(23:33)
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TMD, 他們若可以被戰哥你們KMT「送」回去的話，
他們還算是「不被操控」的選民嗎?
(6)宋有時會低頭看小抄，在22:01宋直接把大抄拿出桌上唸
例: S看小抄，發出"invald ballot"的聲音(26:00左右)
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TMD, 害我想到以前考軍訓時，有人大膽的作弊情形
(7)無雙: 苗頭不對時的回答，就是打斷紀者的進一步提問，自說自話
例:請看片尾女記者: "I've another question"
interrupted twice by Su-Chi and Soong(35:xx)
==========COMPO完畢的分隔線===========
============歡樂搞笑的分隔線============
R: 重覆問題:「你們是否怕被視為loser?」(21:45)
R: "You didn't answer my question." (25:09)
L:"It is out my control, yes!" (25:25)
L:"Chairman，WHY YOU ARE SO WEAK? * 2" (~26:43)
宋提詞:「站起來。」(中文)(26:55)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
連:"Yeah, STAND UP. " (同覆兩次，同時聳肩沒辦法狀)
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TMD, 戰哥你先自暴說群眾說你弱，
還要神長提醒說你站不起來?
Come on, take some Viagra^^;;
==========歡樂搞笑的分隔線===========
編後語:
好累啊我聽不到五分鐘就sleep了。
玄冥二老的英文真是…夠了。
佩服被ｍ的版友竟全程聽完，還key出來
還有那個連宋口譯也真是…夠了。
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This street protest has sometimes had a circus-like air.
Protesters chant, blare air horns, sing songs, wave flags,
and buy sausages and flashing campaign pins from vendors.
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※ 編輯: medusan 來自: 211.22.80.30 (03/26 16:35)