→ lifegetter:the hell almost froze over 這樣？09/10 21:25
* The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term:
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with
colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying
it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their
beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in
the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we
can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives
two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate
faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure
will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate
given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept
with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is
that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
拒絕翻譯XDD
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※ 編輯: spacedunce5 來自: 61.228.77.16 (09/10 23:57)
噓 SophiaChen:請勿妨礙風化 = =+ 09/11 00:13
推 TheRock:嗯，典故考證做得不錯。 XD 09/11 00:39
→ tengharold:如果認真的話這段的物理問題還不少... XD 09/11 00:52
→ tengharold:但跟它認真就輸了 XD 09/11 00:53
推 lifegetter:歐賣尬～ 09/11 04:06
→ spacedunce5:1F XDDD 09/11 09:54
推 hahastarr:I've seen this on facebook, and if I remember it 09/11 13:51
→ hahastarr:right...that student got an A+ 09/11 13:52
→ hahastarr:XD 09/11 13:54
推 gongon945:我想給個"讚" XD 09/12 04:50
推 weeee333:come on, the dirty parts are the best! XD 09/12 10:49
→ weeee333:nobody got hurt out of this anyways... the context 09/12 10:49
→ weeee333:suggests that it was consensual...... 09/12 10:50
推 liuyt:XDDDDDD 09/12 10:57
推 hoyi:(Y) 09/12 13:15
推 SophiaChen:ok, just joking, no offense la <(￣︶￣)> 09/12 15:16
→ SophiaChen:In my opinion, spacedunce is in fact a gentleman.:) 09/12 15:18
推 amorch: XD 09/13 12:08
→ spacedunce5:XD （誤 09/13 23:29