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Utah Jazz: Korver not sold on T-shirts

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By Ross Siler
The Salt Lake Tribune

As if there weren't enough No. 26 jerseys in the stands at EnergySolutions
Arena, Masha Kirilenko now is introducing Kyle Korver T-shirts to the world
of women's fashion.

假使你在猶他主場商店裡搶不到２６號球衣的話，沒關係，
奇里蘭柯太太現在要向全球女性推薦一款全新的凱兒‧柯佛Τ恤。

At her Fleur de Lis boutique in the Gateway mall, Kirilenko is selling an "I
[Heart] Kyle" shirt for $29 as well as a pink "Mrs. Korver" tank top for $24.

在奇里蘭柯太太設於球場購物中心的"百合花小舖"裡，
一款寫著"我(大心)凱兒"的Τ恤，
與另一款寫著"柯佛太太"的粉紅坦克背心正持續熱賣著。

The shirts arrived a few days ago, in time for the Jazz's home playoff games
against Houston.

這些衣服恰巧趕在爵士回家的比賽前到貨。

They are sold alongside a handful of "I [Heart] A.K. 47" T-shirts, but Andrei
Kirilenko admitted he already knew which way sales would lean. "I think Kyle
is selling way more," he said. "Kyle is a little bit more good looking."

另一個角落裡，也有賣寫著"我(大心)ΑΚ４７"字樣的Τ恤，
只是ΑΚ本人在比較兩邊銷售量多寡的時候決定投降輸一半：
「想都不用想，凱兒一定會賣得比我多得多啦，」
「誰要他偏生長得比我好看那麼"一 丁 點 兒"呢！」

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"There's already a Mrs. Kirilenko," added Jessika Brown, a sales associate at
the boutique, "and [Korver's] new and everyone loves him. I mean, the fans
love him."

「死會的人當然就沒有想像空間了咩，缺～」售貨員布朗小姐說道，
「凱兒就不同啦，人人都碼愛原裝貨...ㄟ，我是說對球迷來說啦～」

Korver was almost embarrassed to hear about the shirts' existence at
Saturday's pregame shootaround. "I don't know if I want to talk about this
right now," Korver said.

柯佛在週六賽前練習聽聞這個消息時雙頰泛起了桃紅色的粉暈，
「唉唷～人家不知道現在適不適合回答這類問題啦，死相～～」

"That's the thing that's so cute about Kyle,'' Brown said. "Any time you're
at the game and you see someone with a poster that says, 'I love Kyle' or
'Kiss me, Kyle,' he won't even look in their direction. He's so embarrassed.
That's what's so, I think, charming about him."

「你看你看，我們家凱兒就是這麼CUTE～」布朗小姐特地拉高拉長了尾音，
「每次有人高舉"我愛凱兒"或"吻我吧，凱兒！"的牌子的時候，」
「他還會特意不往牌子所在的方向看呢！」
「就是這副害羞小少男的模樣，害奴家愛死他了啦～」

Brown said they figured Korver would be a good sport when they had the shirts
made through a local company. Korver did confirm that he wasn't getting a cut
of the sales. "That's messed up," Deron Williams commented.

布朗小姐猜想凱兒一旦知道衣服是當地工廠做的的話，
人品好的他應該就不會對這樣的銷售有什麼特別意見，
而凱兒自己也證實了他並沒有試圖要中止Τ恤的販買。

「靠，啊不是說我長得像布萊德彼特嗎！」來自小胖的怒吼。

Reminded that he is the Jazz's highest-paid player, Andrei Kirilenko jokingly
said of the Korver shirts: "He is my teammate. He needs to help me make
money."

已經是全隊最高薪的ΑΚ在論及為何賣ΚΚΤ恤的事時，則是表示：
「隊友中有這種小白臉，當然要利用來賺更多MONEY啊，口桀～口桀～」

The Jazz report that they have sold more adult Korver jerseys than any player
except Williams since his arrival in a Dec. 29 trade from Philadelphia.
Korver leads in sales of kids' jerseys, many of which the Jazz note are
bought by women.

依照爵士官方公布的結果，
凱兒的成人版球衣銷售量現在僅次於小胖，
這還是從他去年底轉隊來到這裡之後起算。

不過他在兒童版球衣的銷售量可是獨占鼇頭，
因為資料顯示，結帳的顯然都是師奶。



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