作者maxtail (馬克斯泰爾)
看板UTAH-JAZZ
標題[外電] 不要打我臉
時間Tue Apr 21 11:50:29 2009
Jaw dropper
不要打我臉
Kyle Korver spilled a secret at practice Monday: He's been on a liquid diet
with jaw issues ever since he took a charge from 300-whatever-pound Shaquille
O'Neal in the Jazz's March 28 victory over Phoenix.
帥哥週一練習時透露了一個不為人知的秘密：
自從三月底在鳳凰城被三百磅的大鯊魚給輾過去後，
他就只能靠著流體物質進食（哭哭）。
That's in addition to the wrist and elbow injuries that have Korver wearing
various sleeves and pads on both arms. As for his jaw, Korver has tried to
eat soft foods like mashed potatoes and fish before games.
連帶的手腕跟手肘受傷也讓他不得不在雙臂戴上各式護具，
落下顎後，他在比賽前只能吃點馬鈴薯泥跟魚。
"I'm a meat connoisseur, so it hasn't been the easiest thing," Korver said.
"But it's been manageable."
「對我這個肉食主義者來說當然很難熬，」帥哥勉強擠出迷人笑容，
「但是我跟蔡依林一樣能忍唷～」
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推 DK47:蔡依林的梗是甚麼意思 04/21 11:55
推 kaikai1112:地才的梗吧~~~~~~~~~ 原來 KK 也是滿身傷阿~~~~~~~ 04/21 12:11
→ BIGP:10最近幾張唱片主打：努力、痛苦、忍耐、練習 04/21 12:53
→ ketaro:推大尾外電 04/21 14:06
推 CW4:不是偶像嗎怎麼主打搞得好像新日本摔角... 04/21 14:14
推 xjazz:原來那肘那麼嚴重...當初看他好像不痛不癢 04/21 14:19
→ maxtail:再次譴責那鯊魚戰士！ 04/21 14:30
推 goopa:這球有印象，當初覺得KK好硬，還是有點擔心... 04/21 14:52
→ goopa:不過沒想到嚴重到這種程度... 04/21 14:52
→ maxtail:我記得那場有兩個人被俠客壓扁 一個是KK 還有一個是？ 04/21 15:06
推 MOTONARI:大尾! 04/21 15:16
→ monmo:C.J 被大歐整個壓制........... 04/21 15:31
推 semicoma:300-whatever-pound .. . 04/21 16:12
推 akicrave:原來KK不只長的帥 ！！！ 04/21 16:47
推 Stockton:好久沒聽蔡腸的歌了，有新梗＠＠？？ 04/22 06:01