[無用] 染血的詩籤

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劍刃山脈的一位NPC：

歐格利拉食物商                         Ogri'la Grubgiver
  <食物商人>                             <Food Vendor>

 http://wowbox.tw/mob.php?wmob=22266 
 http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=22266 

有賣這種令我好奇的食品：

敏格的詩籤肉雜                         Mingo's Fortune Giblets
需要等級 65                            Requires Level 65
使用：在30秒內恢復總計7500點生命力     Use: Restores 7500 health over 30 sec.
，進食時必須保持坐姿。如果你花費至     Must remain seated while eating.
少25秒鐘來進食，你就會發現藏在肉中     If you spend at least 25 seconds
的詩籤！                               eating, you'll discover the fortune
                                       hidden in your meal!

"在其中找出屬於你的詩籤!沐浴在歐格     "Find your fortune inside! Bask 
利拉的智慧中，贏得一份獎賞，或者是     in the wisdom of Ogri'la, win a
得知你的命運！"                        prize, or learn about your destiny!"

 http://wowbox.tw/item.php?witem=32686 
 http://www.wowhead.com/?item=32686 

身為一個沒事愛閒晃的牧師，這是一定要買幾疊來吃吃的啊……

吃完會得到一個物品：

染血的詩籤                             Bloodstained Fortune
拾取後綁定                             Binds when picked up
"一份潦草寫著敏格字跡的染血羊皮紙。"   "A bloodstained piece of parchment
                                       with Mingo's writing scrawled across
                                       one side."
<右鍵點擊閱讀>                         <Right Click to Read>

 http://wowbox.tw/item.php?witem=32704 
 http://www.wowhead.com/?item=32704 

以下是吃了105個之後的結果：

When all else fails, it's time to bail.
當所有人都失敗的時候，就是你大展身手的時候。x7

You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky! Now get to work.
你被天空中最棒的金屬之手選中！現在快去工作。x6

You will meet someone special tomorrow, so remember:
you draw more friends with kindness than clubbing them to death.
你明天會遇到一個特別的人，所以記住：
和藹可親會比拳打腳踢為你帶來更多朋友。x5

Wisdom comes in many shapes, but always flows from the crystals.
智慧有很多種表現，但它永遠源自水晶。x1

Warning: The giblet was not safe for human consumption.
警告：內臟不適人類食用。x11

Put up your sword, your maul, and your lance.
The crystals have told us to give peace a chance.
放下你的劍，你的錘，和你的矛。水晶告訴我們給和平一次機會。x5

Seek a higher path in life. That way, you can avoid low-lifes.
尋找生命中更崇高的一條道路。在那條路上，你可以避開一些鄙惡之人。x5

You need not fear with a head full of beer!
你不用怕一個滿腦子啤酒的人!x2

The meaning of life is... 
(The rest of this message has been accidentally eaten.)
生命的意義是……（剩下的訊息意外地被吃掉了。）x6

You will make an enemy today, and promptly kill it.
你今天會樹敵，並立刻殺了它。x3

Let sleeping gronn lie.
讓沉睡的古羅死去。x2

Your inclination for dancing brings a smile to everyone's face.
你跳舞的動作讓大家臉上都浮現一抹微笑。x8

Think positive! A large gut to one is a pair of love handles to another.
正面點思考！一個人的垃圾會是另一個人的珍寶。x5

Sorry, you weren't a winner this time. Please play again.
抱歉，這次你不是贏家。請再玩一次。x6

This message was brought to you by the Ogri'la Exploitation Committee.
Made in Gadgetzan.
這則訊息是歐格利拉開發委員會帶給你的。加基森製造。x1

You are special, no matter what your friends, relatives, associates,
random strangers, or your conscience may tell you.
你很特別，不管你的朋友，親戚，同學，路上的陌生人，
或是你的良心是怎麼告訴你的。x6

Drunkenness is next to godliness.
酒醉就離天國不遠了。x8

Don't despair. Your special ogre is out there somewhere.
不要絕望。你的特殊巨魔就在那裡的某個地方。x2

Lucky numbers: 13 9 17 4 n
幸運號碼:13 9 17 4 n x9

Two heads are better than one! Then you'll always have a friend.
三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮！然後你就會永遠都有朋友。x2

 http://www.wowhead.com/?item=32704 
 http://wowbox.tw/item.php?witem=32704 

我總共吃到二十種詩籤，共一百張，有五張被系統吃掉了。
（就是吃到一半角色會自己站起來……）

對了，再補個無用：詩籤一張可賣商人一銅。


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