[閒聊] 天譴軍聊天記錄 #3

[JonTalbain (niablaTnoJ)]

原出處:http://www.cwsargeras.com/



: ***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "theLichKing" 已進入聊天***

: [theLichKing]: Oh shit oh shit oh shit
[theLichKing]: 噢狗屎噢狗屎噢狗屎

: [theLichKing]: oh shit
[theLichKing]: 噢狗屎

: ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "Kel'Thuz4d" 已進入聊天***

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: you called, my liege
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 您召喚我，君王                  (你是狗屎嗎...)

: [theLichKing]: We're fucked
[theLichKing]: 我們死定了

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: what did you want
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 您想要什麼

: [theLichKing]: We're fucked. Someone leaked one of our chat logs to the
: Internet.
[theLichKing]: 我們死定了。某人把我們的聊天記錄放到網路上

: [theLichKing]: And it got posted, like, everywhere but marthastewart.com
[theLichKing]: 而且被貼在...大概...每個地方除了marthastewart.com

: [theLichKing]: And Blizzard got hold of it
[theLichKing]: 而且暴風雪已經了解一切

: [theLichKing]: And now they want to meet with us to have a "powwow" about
: "corporate policy"
[theLichKing]: 然後現在他們想和我們辦個"祭典"來談談"公司政策"

: [theLichKing]: We're hosed
[theLichKing]: 我們要被痛罵了

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: whos blizzard
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 誰是暴風雪

: [theLichKing]: What?
[theLichKing]: 什麼?

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: is that an ice elemental
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 那是隻冰元素嗎

: [theLichKing]: You've got to be fing kidding me.
[theLichKing]: 你一定是在他X的開我玩笑

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已進入聊天***

: [Killzone’jaeden]: This had better be more important than the last time
: you summoned me
[Killzone’jaeden]: 這最好比你上次叫我還重要

: [Killzone’jaeden]: From my dark throne in the depths of the seething chaos
: in the rift between dimensions
[Killzone’jaeden]: 把我從次元縫隙裡的炙熱混沌深處中的黑暗王座叫來

: [Killzone’jaeden]: To discuss your heating bill
[Killzone’jaeden]: 來討論你的暖氣花費

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: one of his ice elementals is rebelling
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 有隻冰元素反叛了

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: and it wants to have a discussion
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 而且它想要談談

: [Killzone’jaeden]: *facestab*
[Killzone’jaeden]: *戳臉*

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait whose face are we stabbing
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 等等 我們在戳誰的臉

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: this is a question of some importance for me
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 這問題對我來說有點重要

: [theLichKing]: GUYS
[theLichKing]: 大夥們!

: [theLichKing]: There's no ice elemental. Our chat log leaked and Blizzard's
: going to fire us.
[theLichKing]: 沒有冰元素。我們的聊天記錄流出了，而且暴風雪準備要解雇我們

: ***User "Sindragosa1337" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "Sindragosa1337" 已進入聊天***

: [Sindragosa1337]: whats t3h h33zy sh33zy
[Sindragosa1337]: 發生啥天大代誌


: [Kel’Thuz4d]: a blizzard is on fire and its leaking
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 有個暴風雪著火而且流出來了

: [Sindragosa1337]: rid1culous
[Sindragosa1337]: 荒唐

: [Sindragosa1337]: as a fr0st wyrm i can s4y wit some auth0rity that the
: scenario you describe
[Sindragosa1337]: 身為一隻霜龍我能帶有一些威信的說你剛剛描述的景象

: [Sindragosa1337]: is pretty much ret4rded
[Sindragosa1337]: 智障斃了

: [theLichKing]: Kel'thuzad, shut up. Sindragosa, you know who Blizzard is
: right?
[theLichKing]: 克爾蘇沙德，閉嘴。辛德拉芶莎，你知道誰是暴風雪吧?

: [Sindragosa1337]: and now we're p3rs0nifying it
[Sindragosa1337]: 而我們現在竟然在擬人化它

: [Sindragosa1337]: can i leave?
[Sindragosa1337]: 我能先走嗎

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Based on past experience, I'd say our suffering has only
: begun.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 根據過去的經驗，我猜我們的苦痛才正要開始

: ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已進入聊天***

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Aaaand I'm right.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 然~後我沒說錯

: [theLichKing]: Anub, you know who Blizzard is, right?
[theLichKing]: 阿奴巴，你知道誰是暴風雪，對吧?

: [An00b’arak]: of course
[An00b’arak]: 當然

: [theLichKing]: Finally. Someone who's not a complete ignoramus.
[theLichKing]: 終於。某位不是完全無知的人

: [An00b’arak]: dq sells them
[An00b’arak]: 乳品女王有在賣

: [An00b’arak]: they are delicious
[An00b’arak]: 它們真好吃

: ***User "BlizzardRep" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "BlizzardRep" 已進入頻道***

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: OMG ITS THE GIANT FLAMING ICE CREAM ELEMENTAL
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 我的天! 是超巨大火焰冰淇淋元素!

: [BlizzardRep]: ...
[BlizzardRep]: ...

: [theLichKing]: What he means to say is
[theLichKing]: 他想說的是

: [theLichKing]: "Hi! How are you?"
[theLichKing]: "嗨! 你好嗎?"

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: *licks the blizzard*
[Kel’Thuz4d]: *舔暴風雪*

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh gross
[Killzone’jaeden]: 噁心

: [Killzone’jaeden]: You don't know where that's been
[Killzone’jaeden]: 你不知道它去過哪裡

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Also, since when do you have a tongue
[Killzone’jaeden]: 而且，你什麼時候有舌頭了

: [BlizzardRep]: Everybody be quiet please.
[BlizzardRep]: 各位請稍安勿躁

: [theLichKing]: Yes sir.
[theLichKing]: 好的先生

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh you call *him* sir.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 哦你叫 "他" 先生

: [theLichKing]: He's from Blizzard. They're the gods of our universe.
[theLichKing]: 他從暴風雪來的。他們是我們宇宙的神

: [Sindragosa1337]: u mean like c'th0n
[Sindragosa1337]: 你是指像克蘇恩一樣

: [theLichKing]: No! I mean they're the Creators.
[theLichKing]: 不是! 我意思是他們是創造者

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: u mean like the titans
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 你是指像泰坦一樣

: [theLichKing]: No! I mean they're behind everything we do.
[theLichKing]: 不是! 我意思是他們是每件事幕後的主使

: [An00b’arak]: u mean like that creepy gnome
[An00b’arak]: 你是指像那令人發毛的地精

: [BlizzardRep]: Everyone! Please be quiet for a second!
[BlizzardRep]: 各位! 請安靜一下!

: [An00b’arak]: what r titans
[An00b’arak]: 泰坦是啥

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh for Pete's sake
[Killzone’jaeden]: 噢看在老天的份上

: [BlizzardRep]: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP
[BlizzardRep]: 全部都給我閉嘴!

: [Killzone’jaeden]: ...
[Killzone’jaeden]: ...

: [Sindragosa1337]: ...
[Sindragosa1337]: ...

: [theLichKing]: ...
[theLichKing]: ...

: [BlizzardRep]: Now. We have a situation.
[BlizzardRep]: 現在，我們有些狀況

: [BlizzardRep]: A chat log timestamped March 20, between some of the major
: Scourge and Burning Legion leaders, has been leaked to the Internet.
[BlizzardRep]: 一份時間記錄是3月20，由天譴軍和燃燒軍團領導者所說的聊天記錄，
               已經流出到網路上

: [BlizzardRep]: Followed a short time later by another.
[BlizzardRep]: 不久後又有另一份流出

: [BlizzardRep]: These documents make us look, to put it charitably, ridiculous.
[BlizzardRep]: 這些文件讓我們看起來和藹可親，荒謬至極。

: [BlizzardRep]: Lich King.
[BlizzardRep]: 巫妖王

: [theLichKing]: Y-yes...
[theLichKing]: 是...是...

: [BlizzardRep]: You are the face of our expansion. We rely on you to project
: a good image for our entire brand.
[BlizzardRep]: 你是我們資料片的代表。我們指望你能表現我們整個品牌的好印象。

: [BlizzardRep]: Tell me. Do you find anything amusing about performing
: sexual acts...on a potato?
[BlizzardRep]: 告訴我。你覺得對....馬鈴薯做性感動作很好玩嗎?

: [theLichKing]: No sir. Absolutely not.
[theLichKing]: 不，先生。絕對沒有。

: [Killzone’jaeden]: *snicker*
[Killzone’jaeden]: *偷笑*

: [An00b’arak]: amusing, moar like satisfying
[An00b’arak]: 好玩? 我看更像是滿足吧

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ahem, can u please describe said acts in greater detail
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 咳，你能更詳細的描述剛說的行為嗎

: [Sindragosa1337]: XD
[Sindragosa1337]: XD

: [BlizzardRep]: The farmers' groups are already complaining.
[BlizzardRep]: 農夫社群已經開始抱怨

: [BlizzardRep]: And I'm sorry to say, you fared _best_ out of everyone.
[BlizzardRep]: 抱歉我這麼說，你讓我們每個人進展的"非常好"

: [BlizzardRep]: Kil'jaeden, Kel'thuzad, and Sindragosa.
[BlizzardRep]: 基爾加丹，克爾蘇沙德，還有辛德拉芶莎

: [BlizzardRep]: Your blatant prejudice is shocking. Our company values
: diversity above all. I am very disappointed in you.
[BlizzardRep]: 你們光明正大的偏見行為令人震驚，我們公司把個體差異視為至高無上。
               我對你們非常失望。

: [Sindragosa1337]: tl;dr
[Sindragosa1337]: 太長;懶得看

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Are you a snow cone or a chatbot? We sort of have a bet
: going.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 你是個雪錐還是聊天程式? 我們這有個賭局正在進行

: [BlizzardRep]: Phylumism, were it an actual thing, would go against
: everything we stand for as a corporation.
[BlizzardRep]: 如果你們真的是門歧視者，對公司來說你們將違反我們所有立場

: [An00b’arak]: yes thats what ive been saying thank you thank you
[An00b’arak]: 沒錯這就是我一直在說的，謝謝，謝謝你們

: [An00b’arak]: >8< >8> <8< <8> >8< spider priiiiiide
[An00b’arak]: >8< >8> <8< <8> >8< 蜘蛛之光光光光光

: [An00b’arak]: free at last
[An00b’arak]: 終於自由了

: [An00b’arak]: whose awesome
[An00b’arak]: 誰很棒

: [An00b’arak]: im awesome
[An00b’arak]: 我很棒

: [An00b’arak]: whose awesome
[An00b’arak]: 誰很棒

: [An00b’arak]: im awesome
[An00b’arak]: 我很棒

: [BlizzardRep]: Anub'arak.
[BlizzardRep]: 阿奴巴拉克

: [An00b’arak]: yessssssssss
[An00b’arak]: 是~~~~~~~~~~

: [BlizzardRep]: You're an idiot.
[BlizzardRep]: 你是個白癡

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Huzzah!
[Killzone’jaeden]: 爽啦!

: [BlizzardRep]: Azjol-Nerub and Naxxramas have become a laughingstock.
[BlizzardRep]: 奈幽和那克薩瑪斯已經變成一個笑柄

: [Sindragosa1337]: is this an 4pril f00ls j0ke
[Sindragosa1337]: 這是某種愚人節笑話嗎

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: no bc if it was then kiljaeden be like "Huzzah!"
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 不是，因為如果是笑話基爾加丹就會 "爽啦!"

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: and teh chat would be like
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 然後聊天就會變成

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: Killzone'jaeden stands up and burps mightily "Huzzah!"
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 基爾加丹站起並勇猛的打嗝 "爽啦!"

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: And does the hokey pokey
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 和做些有的沒的

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: And LARPs
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 和一些現實生活角色扮演

: [An00b’arak]: listen
[An00b’arak]: 聽著

: [An00b’arak]: we dont have to take this
[An00b’arak]: 我們沒有必要這樣下去

: [BlizzardRep]: Funny thing, you do, actually.
[BlizzardRep]: 真有趣，事實上你們會。

: [BlizzardRep]: Let me introduce you to a little script I call
[BlizzardRep]: 讓我介紹一個小指令，我叫做

: [BlizzardRep]: /beatdown
[BlizzardRep]: /擊倒

: [Killzone’jaeden]: OH SHI-
[Killzone’jaeden]: OH SHI-

: [theLichKing]: aaaaaaahhhhh
[theLichKing]: 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

: [Sindragosa1337]: t3h p41n!1
[Sindragosa1337]: 我靠!1                  (我不確定p41n!1是啥...)

: [An00b’arak]: oh im gonna start twitching i can tell already
[An00b’arak]: 喔我可以感到我快開始抽搐了

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: *literalheaddesk*
[Kel’Thuz4d]: *頭猛撞桌*

: [An00b’arak]: here it goes, the twitching
[An00b’arak]: 要去了，抽搐中

: [theLichKing]: OMG
[theLichKing]: OMG

: [An00b’arak]: dsuihweoiuefhweuihgweowghazdsdddddddddddddddddddddd
[An00b’arak]: dsuihweoiuefhweuihgweowghazdsdddddddddddddddddddddd

: [An00b’arak]: sdlksdfjffhfskl;;;sdhfs;;;;;;
[An00b’arak]: sdlksdfjffhfskl;;;sdhfs;;;;;;

: [An00b’arak]: sajdldjksjkl
[An00b’arak]: sajdldjksjkl

: [An00b’arak]: and were done
[An00b’arak]: 然後結束

: [BlizzardRep]: It's not you numbskulls I'm worried about though.
[BlizzardRep]: 我並不是在擔心你們這群笨蛋

: [BlizzardRep]: It's this Sargeras character
[BlizzardRep]: 我在擔心薩格拉斯

: [BlizzardRep]: Who started
[BlizzardRep]: 他創了一個

: [BlizzardRep]: An effing
[BlizzardRep]: 該死的

: [BlizzardRep]: Blog.
[BlizzardRep]: 部落格

: [An00b’arak]: hsjjhskjdkjdkdjd
[An00b’arak]: hsjjhskjdkjdkdjd

: [An00b’arak]: sry aftershock
[An00b’arak]: 抱歉，餘震

: [BlizzardRep]: Where the hell is Sargeras anyway?
[BlizzardRep]: 結果薩格拉斯到底在哪?

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok about that. I guarantee he did not start a blog
[Killzone’jaeden]: 好 關於這個。我保證他沒有部落格

: [theLichKing]: Yeah I can back him up on this actually. Sargeras is not what
:  you would call...creative.
[theLichKing]: 是啊這件事我能幫他保證。薩格拉斯這個人並不能說得上有...創造力

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ...literate.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: ...的確。

: [Killzone’jaeden]: ...sentient.
[Killzone’jaeden]: ...同感。

: [BlizzardRep]: I'm not wrong about this.
[BlizzardRep]: 我確定我沒錯。

: ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已進入聊天***

: [theLichKing]: Oh no not this again
[theLichKing]: 噢不別又來了

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: What are you talking about, Arthas? I'm just responding
: to the Blizzard summons as ordered.
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 你在說什麼啊，阿薩斯? 我只是來回覆暴風雪的召集令。

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: I respect the wishes of our programmers.
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 我尊重我們工程師的期望

: [theLichKing]: Well I don't. Screw you Blizzard!
[theLichKing]: 哼我不要。去你的暴風雪!

: [theLichKing]: No it's her! She's saying that!
[theLichKing]: 不那她說的! 那是她說的!

: [theLichKing]: No, it was me. I have schizophrenia.
[theLichKing]: 不，那是我。 我有精神分裂症

: [theLichKing]: It's the whole two-souls-in-one-body thing.
[theLichKing]: 就是那個兩人一體的東西

: [theLichKing]: I do NOT have schizophrenia!
[theLichKing]: 我才沒有精神分裂症!

: [theLichKing]: Right, I'm just arguing with myself
[theLichKing]: 啊，我正在和自己爭辯。

: [theLichKing]: Nothing schizo about that
[theLichKing]: 這沒什麼分不分裂的

: [theLichKing]: It's Sylvanas! She's betraying me!
[theLichKing]: 是希爾瓦娜! 她背叛我!

: [theLichKing]: "Sylvanas" is what I call my other personality.
[theLichKing]: "希爾瓦娜" 是我對另一人格的稱呼

: [theLichKing]: OMG
[theLichKing]: OMG

: [theLichKing]: Make her stop
[theLichKing]: 讓她停止

: [theLichKing]: Isn't it interesting that my other personality is a woman?
[theLichKing]: 我另一人格是個女人不是很有趣嗎?

: [theLichKing]: *makes out with self*
[theLichKing]: *和自己熱情激吻*

: [theLichKing]: Ew! Gross!
[theLichKing]: *ㄧㄜˇ! 噁心!"

: [theLichKing]: Oh right I forgot I only do it with vegetables
[theLichKing]: 喔對了我忘記我只和蔬菜搞

: [Killzone’jaeden]: I could listen to this for hours.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 我可以聽這個聽上好幾小時

: [BlizzardRep]: /beatdown
[BlizzardRep]: /擊倒

: [Killzone’jaeden]: OW STOP OKAY
[Killzone’jaeden]: 喔嗚 停止好嗎

: [An00b’arak]: wehgpwhghgrpihwgpghwpwghiugnibgnwiug4nuigrnibniehnrgphngrpiwh
: aoigwhgoihrg94984hgriruwh
[An00b’arak]: wehgpwhghgrpihwgpghwpwghiugnibgnwiug4nuigrnibniehnrgphngrpiwh
               aoigwhgoihrg94984hgriruwh

: [An00b’arak]: dont mind me
[An00b’arak]: 別理我

: [An00b’arak]: the twitching is oddly enjoyable
[An00b’arak]: 這抽搐異常舒服

: [BlizzardRep]: Where is Sargeras?
[BlizzardRep]: 薩格拉斯在哪?

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: *shrug*
[Kel’Thuz4d]: *聳肩*

: [Killzone’jaeden]: I'll go get him
[Killzone’jaeden]: 我去叫他

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已離開聊天***

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: *sings* so ready now for ullll-du-ar
[Kel’Thuz4d]: *唱* 準備來去奧~杜~亞

: [theLichKing]: Aw man don't get that stuck in my head again
[theLichKing]: 噢老兄別再讓我想起那個

: [theLichKing]: Now I'll be singing it for hours
[theLichKing]: 現在我又要唱這個好幾小時了

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: nah it's easy to get rid of it, just insert something else
: even catchier
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 不 那很容易擺脫，想辦法找個更順口的就好

: [theLichKing]: NO DON'T
[theLichKing]: 不 不要!

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: this was a triumph... im making a note here, huge success
[Kel’Thuz4d]: this was a triumph... im making a note here, huge success
              (這是歌詞，Portal的ED)

: [theLichKing]: It's hard to ohhhhh-verstate my saaaaaaa-tisfaction... AAAARRR
  GGGGHH
[theLichKing]: It's hard to ohhhhh-verstate my saaaaaaa-tisfaction... AAAARRR

: [theLichKing]: *WRATH*
[theLichKing]: *怒*

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已進入聊天***

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras isn't available at the moment.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 薩格拉斯現在沒空

: [BlizzardRep]: Isn't. Available.
[BlizzardRep]: 沒。空。

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Um, it's a little thing called
[Killzone’jaeden]: 呃嗯..那是件叫做

: [Killzone’jaeden]: "The Burning Crusade"
[Killzone’jaeden]: "燃燒的遠征"的小事

: [BlizzardRep]: What.
[BlizzardRep]: 啥

: [Killzone’jaeden]: http://www.wowwiki.com/Burning_Crusade
[Killzone’jaeden]: http://www.wowwiki.com/Burning_Crusade

: [BlizzardRep]: I KNOW WHAT IT IS
[BlizzardRep]: 我 知 道 那 是 什 麼

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Well you're pretty knowledgeable for a snowcone aintcha?
[Killzone’jaeden]: 嗯 對一個雪錐來說你還真是博學多聞不是嗎?

: [BlizzardRep]: ...seriously?
[BlizzardRep]: ...你們認真的?

: [BlizzardRep]: Does *nobody* here know who I am? What Blizzard is?
[BlizzardRep]: *沒有一個人*知道我是誰? 什麼是暴風雪?

: [BlizzardRep]: Does nobody get what this is about?
[BlizzardRep]: 有人知道這整件事在幹嘛嗎?

: [BlizzardRep]: Does anyone even care about the customers?
[BlizzardRep]: 甚至這裡還有人關心我們的客戶嗎?

: [theLichKing]: I do!
[theLichKing]: 我!

: [BlizzardRep]: The vote of Mr. Potato Head...does not count.
[BlizzardRep]: 馬鈴薯頭先生投的票....不算。

: [BlizzardRep]: Anyone else?
[BlizzardRep]: 還有人嗎?

: [An00b’arak]: still twitching...
[An00b’arak]: 還在抽搐中...

: [An00b’arak]: ...
[An00b’arak]: ...

: [An00b’arak]: ...
[An00b’arak]: ...

: [An00b’arak]: ...
[An00b’arak]: ...

: [An00b’arak]: ...done.
[An00b’arak]: ...好了

: [BlizzardRep]: Ok fine. Listen, I'm going to explain it.
[BlizzardRep]: 好這樣，聽著，我現在解釋。

: [BlizzardRep]: In the beginning there was Warcraft, and it was good.
[BlizzardRep]: 最早的時候是魔獸爭霸，它很好玩。

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: *gets popcorn*
[Kel’Thuz4d]: *拿爆米花*

: [BlizzardRep]: Then came Warcraft II and Warcraft III. But the people wanted
:  more. And lo, Blizzard looked upon Evercrack, and saw that its power could
: be turned to its own purposes.
[BlizzardRep]: 然後是魔獸爭霸II和魔獸爭霸III。但人們想要更多，暴風雪將苗頭指向
               無盡的上癮，發現可以將它的力量化為己力

: [BlizzardRep]: And Blizzard did smile down from upon its high throne, and
: release World of Warcraft unto the masses.
[BlizzardRep]: 暴風雪從崇高的皇座笑著，做出魔獸世界給群眾

: [BlizzardRep]: And WoW begat BC, which begat WotLK.
[BlizzardRep]: 於是魔獸世界造成燃燒遠征，再招致巫妖王之怒

: [BlizzardRep]: NOW do you get it?
[BlizzardRep]: 現 在 你們懂了嗎?

: [Sindragosa1337]: omg tfl;dr
[Sindragosa1337]: 我的天 太他媽長;懶得看

: ***User "Sindragosa1337" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "Sindragosa1337" 已離開聊天***

: [BlizzardRep]: *sigh*
[BlizzardRep]: *嘆*

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: so wait
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 等等

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who created the titans
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 所以你是那個創造出泰坦的人

: [BlizzardRep]: Yes!
[BlizzardRep]: 是的!

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who bestows patches
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 你是那個發放修正檔的人

: [BlizzardRep]: Yes...
[BlizzardRep]: 是的...

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who controls the pixels
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 你是那個控制像素的人

: [BlizzardRep]: Yes.
[BlizzardRep]: 是的.

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: then y are u working for dairy queen
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 那麼你就是在乳品女王工作

: [BlizzardRep]: F A C E
[BlizzardRep]: *手掌

: [BlizzardRep]: P A L M
[BlizzardRep]: 撐額頭*

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***使用者 "SARGERAS" 已進入聊天***

: [SARGERAS]: I AM TEH DARK TITAN!!!11
[SARGERAS]: 我是黑暗的泰坦!!!11

: [SARGERAS]: I will... destroy.. the worlds...
[SARGERAS]: 我會... 摧毀.. 全世界...

: [SARGERAS]: *sigh* My heart's just not in it today, guys.
[SARGERAS]: *嘆* 各位我今天心情不太好

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: awww
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 噢...

: [Killzone’jaeden]: It's okay, Master. It happens to the best of us.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 沒關係，主人。我們也常會這樣

: [Killzone’jaeden]: I myself once went three whole weeks without ripping
: apart anyone's soul.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 我自己曾經整整三星期沒撕爛任何人的靈魂

: [SARGERAS]: Really?
[SARGERAS]: 真的?

: [Killzone’jaeden]: ...no.
[Killzone’jaeden]: ...不。

: [SARGERAS]: I've just felt so...down, lately.
[SARGERAS]: 我最近一直覺得很....鬱悶

: [SARGERAS]: I keep getting all these "Cease And Desist" letters
[SARGERAS]: 我一直收到這些叫我"終止和停止"的信件

: [SARGERAS]: When all I want to do is write on my blog
[SARGERAS]: 我只是想在我部落格寫寫東西

: [SARGERAS]: And blow up planets
[SARGERAS]: 和炸炸行星

: [SARGERAS]: And sell T-shirts at a ridiculously inflated profit margin
[SARGERAS]: 和賣賣T恤來賺取暴利

: [BlizzardRep]: Yeah ABOUT THAT
[BlizzardRep]: 對，關 於 那 個

: [BlizzardRep]: Do you have any idea how many copyright laws you've violated
: in the past month?
[BlizzardRep]: 你了解你過去一個月違反多少著作權法嗎?

: [BlizzardRep]: You can't misuse our copyrighted works!
[BlizzardRep]: 你不能誤用我們的著作權產品!

: [SARGERAS]: I *am* your copyrighted works
[SARGERAS]: 我*就是*你們的著作權產品

: [BlizzardRep]: Aha! So you admit it!
[BlizzardRep]: 啊哈! 所以你承認了!

: [BlizzardRep]: This is an outrage!
[BlizzardRep]: 這是嚴重的不法行為!

: [BlizzardRep]: You will stop what you're doing at once!
[BlizzardRep]: 你應該馬上停止你現在做的事!

: [BlizzardRep]: Blah blah blah I'm boring blah blah copyright!! >:O
[BlizzardRep]: Blah blah blah 我很無趣 blah blah 著作權!! >:O

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: OH NO SHE DIDUNT
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 噢不 她才沒有

: [BlizzardRep]: Oh you want a piece of me?
[BlizzardRep]: 你想幹啥?

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: bring it lactose boy
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 來啊 乳臭未乾的小鬼

: [BlizzardRep]: It's on like Donkey Kong
[BlizzardRep]: 有種過來

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lets do this thing
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 開打啊

: [BlizzardRep]: *prepares /GMbeatdown*
[BlizzardRep]: */GM級擊倒 準備中*

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: *assumes dramatic stance*
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: *擺出華麗的姿態*

: [theLichKing]: *puts on Angry Eyes*
[theLichKing]: *裝上憤怒的眼神*

: [Killzone’jaeden]: *chargin his laser*
[Killzone’jaeden]: *充電他的雷射*

: [An00b’arak]: *wets self quietly*
[An00b’arak]: *靜靜的弄濕自己*

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: STOP!!!
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 夠了!!!

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: have we lost our way? turning on one another like enemies?
: arent we all in this together, really?
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 我們迷失自我了嗎? 對其他人不分敵我? 我們不是都同一陣線嗎?

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: dont we all want EA to fail?
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 我們不是都想要EA失敗嗎

: [Killzone’jaeden]: He's right.
[Killzone’jaeden]: 他說的對。

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: Really?
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 真的嗎?

: [Killzone’jaeden]: NO! What are you, dense? We've the villains
[Killzone’jaeden]: 不! 你是啥? 智障? 我們是壞人

: [Killzone’jaeden]: GET HIM
[Killzone’jaeden]: 抓住他!

: [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: chaaaaaarge
[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: 衝啊啊啊!!!

: [SARGERAS]: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
[SARGERAS]: 吼啊啊啊啊啊

: [Killzone’jaeden]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Killzone’jaeden]: 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

: [theLichKing]: ...
[theLichKing]: ...

: [Killzone’jaeden]: ...
[Killzone’jaeden]: ...

: [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok so, this is a chat, we cant actually fight
[Kel’Thuz4d]: 嗯所以，這是個聊天頻道，我們其實不能打架

: [theLichKing]: Right.
[theLichKing]: 沒錯

: [Killzone’jaeden]: Right you are then
[Killzone’jaeden]: 你說的算

: [SARGERAS]: Glad that's settled.
[SARGERAS]: 很高興這解決了

: ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "~*`Sylvanas'*~" 已離開聊天***

: [BlizzardRep]: /beatdown
[BlizzardRep]: /擊倒

: [Killzone’jaeden]: AAGGGH SERIOUSLY
[Killzone’jaeden]: 啊啊!! 別這樣!!

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已離開聊天***

: ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "Kel'Thuz4d" 已離開聊天***

: [theLichKing]: Listen I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the whole chat log
: thing
[theLichKing]: 聽著我只是想說我對整件聊天記錄的事感到很抱歉

: [BlizzardRep]: Just make sure it doesn't happen again.
[BlizzardRep]: 你能保證這不再發生就好

: [theLichKing]: Of course. Certainly not. No more chat logs posted again,
: ever!
[theLichKing]: 當然，一定不會，絕對不會再有記錄上傳!

: [theLichKing]: And if your programmers just have a second sometime to adjust
: the heat settings in my throne room...
[theLichKing]: 還有，如果你的工程師有時間在我王座裝個暖氣的話...

: [BlizzardRep]: Get out of my presence!
[BlizzardRep]: 給我滾出去!

: [theLichKing]: *shiver*
[theLichKing]: *發抖*

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***使用者 "theLichKing" 已離開聊天***

: [SARGERAS]: That went well.
[SARGERAS]: 那真有效。

: [BlizzardRep]: OUT!!
[BlizzardRep]: 出去!!

: ***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "SARGERAS" 已離開聊天***

: [BlizzardRep]: *sigh* Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't have to put up with this shit.
[BlizzardRep]: *嘆* 宮本茂肯定不用處理這堆鳥事

: ***User "BlizzardRep" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "BlizzardRep" 已離開聊天***

: [An00b’arak]: <.<
[An00b’arak]: <.<

: [An00b’arak]: >.>
[An00b’arak]: >.>

: [An00b’arak]: /beatdown
[An00b’arak]: /擊倒

: [An00b’arak]: wehwoihweoweihfweihwefoiuhnkjewhiuh3oih3io34iuf3bniouff4iu84h
: 7hwaeiufhiowwf
[An00b’arak]: wehwoihweoweihfweihwefoiuhnkjewhiuh3oih3io34iuf3bniouff4iu84h


: [An00b’arak]: oweihjfewphwiwehawfpoi3983
[An00b’arak]: oweihjfewphwiwehawfpoi3983

: [An00b’arak]: owahifewpwhfepwfhewf
[An00b’arak]: owahifewpwhfepwfhewf

: [An00b’arak]: weoihf
[An00b’arak]: weoihf

: [An00b’arak]: ...
[An00b’arak]: ...

: [An00b’arak]: ^_^
[An00b’arak]: ^_^

: ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已離開聊天***

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推 FourZero:召喚我，君王                  (你是狗屎嗎...)
→ ilris: 版標 get !!!! >>>>>>>>8<<<<<<<<<
推 eva05:>8< >8> <8< <8> >8< spider priiiiiide
推 zeSil:"dont we all want EA to fail?" 經典XD
推 acebruce:部落格裡還有spider prind >8<的T恤XDD
→ fewhy:>8< >8> <8< <8> >8< spider priiiiiide
推 smallcoll:http://0rz.tw/wAcjb  KT唱的那首奧杜亞 XDDDD
推 jimhgame31:瞬間版標XDDD
推 tweety421:誰最棒? 我最棒~ 誰最棒? 我最棒~
→ g3sg1:Bz為了打敗EA連合併都用上了 Activision Blizzard就是
推 gain:推Portal
推 h10269:[An00b’arak]: 要去了，抽搐中
→ g3sg1:一哭~~~~~~~~
推 raxtm:馬鈴薯頭?
推 graveangel:我看到了"XD"  他們也會用"XD"  XDDDD
推 gamham:這抽搐異常舒服 XD
→ gain:tl;dr 的dr到底是什麼縮來的?
→ JonTalbain:對 是"the pain" 看半天想不出來...感謝各位  就不修了
推 Sakeyo:^_^
→ JonTalbain:didnt read
推 WilliamXZ:[An00b’arak]: *靜靜的弄濕自己*....
→ g3sg1:女王跟Bz互玩盜帳號嗎?
→ gain:喔喔，謝謝
推 libra929:哈哈 超爆笑
→ JonTalbain:馬鈴薯劇情請看 聊天記錄#2
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→ cabin2501:什麼叫他們也會用= =
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推 ayulove822:XDDD
推 forWinds:XDDDD
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推 pate41:回樓上  WII的製作者阿
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推 mts976737:沒爆? 給它爆啊!
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推 kisse04:XDDD
推 robinwillfly:裝上憤怒的眼神...我想到玩具總動員2 XDD
推 whatzzz:POWA只有我們這邊才看的懂吧= =
推 mackywei:笑翻了...............XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
推 hhpsjoe:樓樓上 這是國外翻譯過來的阿= =
→ Shuoger:原文可沒有出現"powa"喔。 XD
推 MLVForgood:XDD
推 deatheagle:笑翻了XD 4=A 0=O  那3是啥阿? 看不懂 囧~
推 tweety421:powa應該是為了增加笑料而做此翻譯的~
推 hhpsjoe:是喔= =我一直以為原文有POWA..
推 poopooer:好像
推 mackywei:1340 = IEAO
推 Hsie:p41n 我猜是pain
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→ mashilegolas:t3h是the沒錯喔，這是1337語言用法
推 aquatica:Mr. Potato Head....（大笑）
推 s86871144:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
→ s86871144:上面是Portal的ED，歌好聽，遊戲也很好玩！
→ sirphell:我口味變重了嗎 為什麼我笑不出來Q_Q 只覺得第一篇好笑..
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推 Calvin777:p41n 是 pain
推 Naniko:er 看完了 原來大家都幫補充啦
→ freakguest:阿奴巴拉克根本就是派大星...
推 hondobaka:>8< >8> <8< <8> >8< spider priiiiiide
推 howdiee:阿奴巴!阿奴巴!阿奴巴巴拉拉里巴!!
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