打電話

[February29 (四歲的小孩)]

  小明平常說話很慢.....有一天.....

  阿姨打電話到他們家...結果...

  阿姨:喂~~~~

  電話:我~~~是~~~小~~~明~~~~~

  阿姨:小明呀!你媽媽在嗎?

  電話:我~~~媽~~~媽~~~不~~~在~~~~~

  阿姨:ㄛ..那你爸爸在嗎?

  電話:我~~~爸~~~爸~~~也~~~不~~~在~~~~~

  阿姨:那哥哥姊姊在嗎??

  電話:哥~~~哥~~~和~~~姐~~~姐~~~都~~~不~~~在~~~~~

  阿姨:家裡只剩你一個人嗎??

  電話:我~~~也~~~不~~~在~~~~~~這~~~裡~~~是~~~電~~~話~~~答~~~錄~~~機~~~~~

       請~~~在~~~嗶~~~聲~~~後~~~留~~~下~~~髒~~~話~~~~~

  阿姨:#$*@#$*@#

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