※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: RayOfLight (我真的沒念過馬克思) 看板: joke
標題: 女性話中話
時間: Mon Mar 26 11:20:40 2001
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
You're so.. manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious
by now.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think
about??
I'll be ready in a minute.= Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on TV .
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
really not going to like.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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在我心中永遠的妳
那個時候，妳的一顰一笑都是我止痛最好的解藥。妳的一舉一動都會使我非常非常注重。
那個時候，妳的一言一行都變成了我注意的事情。妳的一書一信都讓我能夠不斷的前進。
那個時候，妳的一朝一夕都會讓我懂得好好珍惜。妳的一心一意都讓我覺得非常地甜蜜。
那個時候，妳的一喜一怒都是我每天心情的支柱。妳的一好一惡都使我的看法隨妳作主。
如果妳願意，我也不會考慮。一起陷入絕境!!!
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