【Ｐtt養雞場】 批踢踢實業坊 看板《chicken》
Name :鉛筆大舊 (蠟筆小新) 生日 :07年 5月 8日 (中年 11歲)
體: 1339/1879 法: 260/260 攻擊力:2516 敏捷 :2425 知識 :3190
快樂 :22910 滿意 :4043 疲勞 :0 氣質 :140 體重 :19.13
病氣 :0 乾淨 :121 食物 :4 大補丸:0 藥品 :5
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有點髒..精力旺盛...很快樂..很滿足..
錢 : 1311
ENGLAND FIRST INNINGS
1824: Right folks, it's been lovely chatting all day, but I suspect there'll be no more play tonight. So, have a marvellous Friday night and hopefully I'll see some of you again tomorrow. Salute!
"Can you tell Sarah (see below) that it probably depends on what colour her hair is. Curly blonde ringlets is good (if a little Shirley Temple), ditto straightened rock chick - brunette. Probably best off staying at home if ginger..."
Dave, Buckinghamshire, in the TMS inbox
"In response to the tough question posed by Sarah in Canterbury, my vote would be for ringlets."
Mike in the TMS inbox
1812: Prior arches his back and cracks Taylor into the covers, but he only gets one for it. Bell gently cuts Taylor down to third-man for a couple before Prior throws the kitchen sink at one and gets four to wide long-on. Taylor serves up a bumper, Prior swats him from outside off-peg and the ball ends up at smashing into the mid-wicket fence. But that's all folks, the umpires have decided it's too dangerous for the fielders to play on and players go off. Prior finishes on 126, Bell 109 and both batsmen
puff out their chests and suck in the applause as they stroll off the pitch. Cracking day for England, although it's not officially stumps yet. 553-5
"Sarah, after a few pints of Shepherd Neame, I doubt the 'blokes' (see below) will give a monkey's if it's waxed into a three foot spike."
Richard, Salisbury, in the TMS inbox
1805: The umpires offer the light and obviously the batsmen don't take it. They'll stay out all night now and bat West Indies out of the game. Prior makes room and misses with a flash but marmalises Bravo next ball over mid-off for four. Bravo gives Prior some chin music and Prior, attempting a hook, is hit on the noggin. Two leg-byes. 540-5
"Given your lament that the female readers have been quiet today, thought I would be very girly and seek some advice as to getting ready for a night out - do blokes prefer curly ringlets (my natural state) or straightened rock chick-esque hair? Ta! Still wondering how old you are..."
Sarah, Canterbury, in the TMS inbox
1802: Reverse sweep from Prior for two and there is a conflab going on on the England balcony. I'd imagine the chat is: if we declare, will the umpires immediately offer the light? In which case, England may as well stay out there and rack up as many runs as possible. Bell grabs a couple with a straight drive. 534-5
1756: Oh, do stop it Rachel (see below), you're making me blush (I publish these emails...). Bell cuts Bravo down to third-man for two before playing a rather uppish square-drive that falls just short of the gully fielder. 527-5
"As one of your female readers I can't say that I know why the rest of the female world are quiet. As your suave and sexy writing style usually distracts me from even the most interesting of tasks I banned myself from reading today in the hope of getting some work done! Finally I've finished my daily allocation of boredom and have logged onto the net to see that you are missing me just as much as I've missed you."
Rachel, France, in the TMS inbox
"Someone has already changed Prior's Wikipedia entry about his debut Test. Anyone care to claim credit for this?"
Alistair, Leeds, in the TMS inbox
1751: Bell becomes the fourth man to score a ton in the innings with a turn to square off Gayle. Off comes the lid and up go the arms - he enjoyed that, that's his sixth in Tests. It came off 180 balls and included 11 fours. Prior clips Gayle through mid-on for one. 524-5
1748: Bell rocks back and carves Bravo behind point. Prior stays back and punches Bravo through the covers for one before Bell moves to within one of his ton with a chop to point. The England players mass on the balcony in anticipation...but they'll have to wait until the next over. 520-5
1743: Prior scoops Gayle over his shoulder to move to 99. Kidology from Gayle! Making to bowl but not releasing the ball. However, Prior does get his hundred on debut, carving Gayle through backward-point. Lovely knock that. He's the first England wicket-keeper to notch a ton on debut, and it came off just 105 deliveries. Dare I say it? Gilchristian...West Indies are getting a real kicking here. 515-5
1741: Sarwan tries to upset Prior with a quicker one and Prior flogs him through mid-wicket for four to move neck-and-neck with Bell on 95. He nips ahead of Bell with a single, and will have the strike next over. The last time four England players scored tons in the same innings was against Australia at Trent Bridge in June 1938. 508-5
1739: Bell tickles Gayle round the corner for one and Prior posts England's 500 with a mis-cued stroke through mid-off. One more for Bell - but my money's on Prior reaching his ton first... 501-5
1736: Not much chat from our female readers today, not sure what they're all up to. Prior grabs a single before Bell moves to 94 with a couple off Sarwan. 497-5
1733: That's a brutal stroke from Prior, baseball-batting Gayle straight down the ground for four. He's almost caught Bell, who was 56 when Prior came to the crease. Three more singles and this is England's record sixth-wicket partnership against West Indies at Lord's, 131. 494-5
1731: Clever hands from Prior, leaning back and feathering Sarwan down to third-man for a few. He's now on 82. Bell gets down on one leg and sweeps for a couple before thinking about giving Sarwan the charge - but thinking better of it. 487-5
1728: Bell turns Gayle to leg for one. Just seen Plunkett padded up on the balcony - I fancy him to do some damage with the ball on this deck. 480-5
1725: More byes given up by Ramdin, and he really isn't having a good match. Sarwan shoots him daggers. Prior makes room and very nearly chops down on his stumps before swinging Sarwan away for four, Ganga allowing the ball to scurry underneath his prone body. Things are falling apart for the Windies... 478-5
1722: Gayle to turn his arm over and there are just two singles from the over. 473-5
"Bob Pickett (see below) has spoiled our tea. There we were worried about whether npower Abbie would call or if the queue for the Mumms tent would go down, but now we are worried about the global implications of our wanton consumerism. Really put me off my Square Pie..."
MJ at Lord's in the TMS inbox
1715: Prior tucks one round the corner and Bell just makes his ground. Umpire Rauf is a strange chap - he stood at square leg for a full 10 seconds before referring it to the man upstairs. Bell tickles Sarwan one round the corner before Prior gets one for a similar shot. 467-5
1712: More luck for England, Prior wafting at Powell and the ball slicing away for four. Two more to Prior, and that's the hundred partnership, of which Prior has hit 72 and Bell 25. 463-5
"I met Johnny Borrell at Waterloo Station once. He was munching on a Burger King Whopper Meal. I don't know how he gets into those leggings of his." David Hudson, Toronto, in the TMS inbox
1706: Sarwan is going to have a bowl...and his first ball gets some humpty from Prior and ends up over the deep mid-wicket rope. Another four from Prior, tickling the West Indies skipper round the corner, before making room and carving him through point. Prior is now on 66, just 14 runs behind Bell. 457-5
"You also get thrown out of Spearmint Rhinos if you fall asleep. Or so I've been told."
Keith Davis in the TMS inbox
1703: I'm still in shock at the state of Dunst. That radiant young lady of the upside-down kiss is no more - she has withered away to a sunken-cheeked Shoreditch type. Shame on you Borrell! Get a Whopper down her neck. Prior gets one for a cracking drive but is unable to divert a lifter one from Powell. 446-5
1659: That's gift-wrapped with a bow on it from Collymore and Bell is onto it in a flash, tugging him round the corner for four. Two more for Bell courtesy of a dab through square-leg. The Windies pacemen look like broken men out there - could Prior be the first wicket-keeper to score a ton on debut for England? 443-5
1653: Prior latches onto a blockhole ball and laces Powell through the covers for four and the Sussex man brings up his fifty on debut with a dismissive club through deep mid-wicket. That's the first fifty on debut from an England wicket-keeper since Jack Russell in 1988, and it came off just 55 balls. 434-5
1649: Corey "unluckiest bowler in cricket" Collymore locates Prior's edge, but the ball drops short of Gayle at first slip and runs away for four. 425-5
"It think England should get to 500 and then put West Indies in for an hour tonight..."
Geoffrey Boycott on TMS
1645: Bell bags a couple with a thickish outside edge. Lovely shot of a couple of MCC members fast akip in the crowd. Looks like they've been drugged. Do that at a football match and you'd get thrown out. Not drugging people, falling asleep. Powell serves up a yorker and Bell does very well to jam down on it. Still grafting, Powell, good health to him. 420-5
1639: Prior picks up a single with a nurdle to mid-wicket before Bell tucks Bravo to leg and scampers a quick single. Bravo tests Prior out with a bumper and the Sussex man thinks about having a swing at it, but pulls out at the last second. Good decision that. 418-5
"The phrase 'A fair old lick' It comes from the word 'lickite', meaning fast, in association with 'split'. A 'fair old lick' is then a derivation of that phrase."
Mike Gordon in the TMS inbox
1632: Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell are hanging out with the members, which makes for a rather incongruous sight. Dunst looks like she's been living off Rice Krispies for the last five weeks and living in a squat and Borrell looks like a cut-price Pete Doherty. My colleague is beside himself with anger because neither is wearing an MCC tie.414-5
1627: Purrs to the left and right of me as Prior unfurls a classic cover drive. Beautiful high follow-through, lovely stuff. More runs for the Sussex gloveman, two more with a whip through mid-wicket. And he collects another couple with a mis-timed pull through wide mid-on. Really rattling along here Prior, 550 a very realistic target. 409-5
1622: Bell tucks Juliet away through mid-wicket and runs up a couple before bringing up England's 400 with a mis-cued on-drive for four. BC Lara is getting stuck into the wine up on the balcony - rather that than getting flogged by England's batsmen. 401-5
"Where does the expression 'fair old lick' (see 1601) come from and why does it denote speed. I have given a few things a fair old lick in my time and, I have to say, none of them at any great pace."
Martin, Middlesbrough, in the TMS inbox
1618: Prior is really rollicking along at the moment and he picks up three more with a clip through wide mid-on. A shot of Mike Brearley in the crowd sipping on a glass of chilled Chablis - study in sophistication. Prior nicks a single before Bell is beaten by Powell. A strangled caught behind appeal from bowler and keeper, but Prior appeared to clip his pad with his bat. 395-5
1614: Looks like we're in for a 7o/c finish. Not sure how I feel about that personally. Prior picks up a single with a sliced drive and moves effortlessly to 30. Bell nearly chops on attempting a late cut, and he's playing second fiddle to Prior at the moment. 391-5
1609: Taylor strays down leg and Prior collects one more with an easy clip off his pads. 389-5
1604: Players are back out and we're about ready to go. Sun still out at Lord's and Bell gets one from the first ball with a tuck to mid-wicket. Prior thumps Bravo through mid-off for four - the bowler wasn't too far away from that, but it was travelling at a fair old lick. Another boundary for Prior, Bravo squaring him up and the ball running away through third-man. That's 13 from the over, Bravo dragging one in short and Prior tugging him away for another four. Not quick enough for that, Bravo,
especially not on this sort of pitch. One more single with a push to mid-on. 387-5
"This is about the time us City lot return from the pub for a quick hour to catch up with emails to find out where we're going at 5.00." Jon in the TMS inbox
"Transnational corporations rake in huge profits, but ordinary Americans see few benefits. Instead, they suffer from free trade's bad consequences: flat wages for workers, increased drug trafficking, and environmental deterioration. Jonathan Howarth might need to re-write this to avoid accusations of copyright theft or just plain cheating."
Bob Pickett in the TMS inbox
1541: Prior rolls his wrists on a short one from Taylor and runs one and Bell works him off his hip for a single. That's tea-time folks, I suppose all you City lot are off down the pub. 372-5
1538: Bravo tests Prior out with a bumper and the Sussex man doesn't deal with it too well at all. Prior, however, does get off the mark with a clip through mid-wicket for four. Well done sir, no-one likes to see a duck on debut. 369-5
1533: Wicket-keeper Prior is the new man at the crease and he likes a bit of crash, bang, wallop what a picture. Bell gives him the strike with a nurdle to mid-wicket, but Powell sends his final delivery miles down leg and Prior is unable to tickle it away. 364-5
1525: Collingwood b Bravo (Eng 363-5) Bravo gives Colly some width and Collingwood misses out on a buffet ball. Bravo then gets one to arc back into Colly and the batsman tries to tickle it over the wicket-keeper's head, but misses. But Colly is toast, Bravo getting one to nip back and hit the top of off-stump. A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord's faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail the Ross Kemp of English cricket - give that man
his own cop show on ITV.363-5
1522: Colly comes over all macho, sashaying down the pitch and marmalising Gayle over long-on for four. Another single to wide mid-on and Collingwood is now 111. 363-4
1519: Colly works Bravo through mid-wicket for a couple and it's Gayle time. Good luck trying to turn it up that slope. 357-4
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