[轉]另類減肥法

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標題: （轉貼）另類減肥法
時間: Wed Mar  1 22:53:37 2000

作者: linen (我是豬頭三) 看板: DPC
標題: （轉貼）另類減肥法
時間: Sat Feb 26 13:18:07 2000

         Subject: 性愛是減重最實際的方法........
         (Chinese and English version)

  > > 仔細看下去，精彩絕倫
  > > 拍案叫絕...........................
  > >
  > >  Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
  > > 性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
  > >
  > > Look how many calories you can burn:
  > > 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
  > >
  * TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
  > >
  > > With her agreement...........................12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
  > >
  > > Without her agreement......................187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
  > >
  * TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
  > >
  > > With both hands..................................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
  > >
  > > With one hand...................................12 cal 用單手 12卡
  > >
  > > With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
  > >
  > > With the mouth..................................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
  > >
  * PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
  > >
  > > With erection....................................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
  > >
  > > Without erection...............................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
  > >
  * PRELIMINARIES 第一次
  > >
  > > Trying to find the clitoris................8 cal 試著找到"入口" 8卡
  > >
  > > Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
  > >
  > > Without caring at all............................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
  > >
  * WHEN DOING IT 正在做的時候
  > >
  > > Holding her up..................................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
  > >
  > > Just on the floor................................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
  > >
  * POSITIONS 姿勢
  > >
  > > daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal 一般式 12卡
  > >
  > > 69 laying........................................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
  > >
  > > 69 standing up.................................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
  > >
  > > Trolley........................................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
  > >
  > > Italian chandelier.............................912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
  > >
  * HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
  > >
  > > Real...........................................112 cal 真的 112卡
  > >
  > > Fake...........................................315 cal 假的 315卡
  > >
  * POST ORGASM 高潮之後
  > >
  > > Staying in bed..................................18 cal 還留在床上 18卡
  > >
  > > Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
  > >
  > > Explaining why she jumped off the bed.......816 cal 解釋著為什麼
                                                          她跳下床816卡
  > >
  * GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
  > >
  > > Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
  > >
  > > from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
  > >
  > > from 30 to 39..................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
  > >
  > > from 40 to 49..................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
  > >
  > > from 50 to 59..................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
  > >
  > > over 60.......................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916卡
  > >
  * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
  > >
  > > Quietly.........................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32卡
  > >
  > > Being in a hurry................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡
  > >
  > > With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal 正當她的先生開了
                                                             門的時候 1218卡

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